Is Donald Trump A Mob Boss Or White Collar Criminal?
Well, Trump fudges on his finances and tax returns. When he wants a bank loan, he exaggerates the value of his property to be used as collateral, but when filing tax returns says the same property is worthless. Sounds criminal but kind of white c…Read full story
A Damn Rogue Hurricane Is Headed For Florida
MIAMI – (Satire News) – The Federal Hurricane Agency (FHA) has just informed the public that hurricane season ended on the 30th of November, but a rogue hurricane has just been spotted by the Hurricane Hunters. Hurricane Repunsel’s co-ordinates ar…Read full story
Major League Baseball Announces New INCLUSIVE Franchise Names
Baseball Commissioner Rob – The Clown – Manfred has announced the results of a year long attempt to make baseball more inclusive (boring). To mimic other woke organizations and companies, baseball has decided to strip teams of their historic identiti…Read full story
Where was Michael Gove?
In all of the news about parties not happening, which may have only been social gatherings, no one knows where Michael Gove was. The Minister for parties, having a good time, and cheerleader for any beleaguered Conservative colleague that needed i…Read full story
A University of Texas Coed Wins The 1st Annual US Amateur Pole Dancing Contest
LAS VEGAS, Nevada – (Satire News) – A 19-year-old resident of Austin, Texas has just captured the 1st Annual United States Amateur Pole Dancing Contest. BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx, who attended the dancing gala held at The Cleopatra’s Barge Re…Read full story
Conservatives say that they knew it wasn't a party, because Liz Truss wasn't there
Conservative Minister Giving Up has said that it wasn't a party at no 10, because Liz Truss wasn't there. 'We all know' said Minister Up 'that it is not a party until Liz Truss is there. She is the life and soul of any social gathering. I mean, I…Read full story
Trump Claims Self Defense On Capitol Riots
Mara -a -Hole, FL - After catching a whiff of Kyle Rittenhouse's fame, and the popularity of his acquittal for shooting BLM protesters, Trump has decided to claim self defense on the Capitol riot investigations. Although no legal scholar could fin…Read full story
SEX in Heaven? Yes, Including Premarital, Divorce. Abortion... & More
This Spoof writer, going on 92, is thinking a bit more about eternity then he did only a decade ago. With his wife already there, he wishes he could be as certain about reuniting with a spouse after death as the late president George H W Bush was abo…Read full story