Biden - Fauci clash on Santa's 2021 Christmas Rounds
Just an hour after Dr. Fauci ordered that Santa must shelter-in-place this year until further notice, President Biden issued a statement claiming he was in contact with NORAD, tracking Santa's progress. Reached at his home for comment, Fauci sound…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Has Scheduled Dozens and Dozens of Weekly Sessions With Her Therapist
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – The BuzzFuzz News Agency has just learned from a Trump family member why Ivanka has scheduled weekly sessions with her therapist. The family member spoke under condition of anonymity with reporter Taffeta Kixx, at an un…
Read full storyThe US Supreme Court Has Ordered Donald Trump To Pay Rhode Island $255,805
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In a perfect example of how things will eventually catch up to you, Donald Trump (aka The Nazi-Lover) has just been informed by his favorite child Ivanka, that he will have to pay a hefty fine. The Supreme Court,…
Read full storyDr. Fauci: Santa must shelter in place this Christmas
America's favorite doctor, Dr. Anthony Fauci issued a federally-sponsored order to Santa Claus this morning which read as follows: "Of course everyone, both children and adults are free to celebrate Christmas as per usual this year, but Santa Clau…
Read full storyAmid Omicron, India Limits Gatherings To 5000 People
Mumbia, India - With the surge of the Omicron variant, the Indian official in charge of monitoring gathers of any sort, has set the maximum safety number at 5000. "There are a lot of things to gather about this time of year," said Mahendra Achooin…
Read full storyThe McDonalds Corporation Will Be Naming a Special 4-Meat Burger In Honor of Russian President Vladimir Putin
CICERO, Illinois – (Satire News) – In a move that has shocked fast food patrons throughout America, and the entire world actually, the McDonalds Corporation has announced a new menu item for 2022. A Mickey D’s spokesperson informed the news media…
Read full storyDoctors Discover Marjorie Taylor Greene Has Lots of Mental, Emotional, and Gynecological Problems
WASHINGTON – (Satire News) – MTG was born with no ovaries, no cervix, and no nipples, plus she has a birthmark on her right butt cheek that resembles the face of Rudy Giuliani. Taylor Green recently spoke to GOPicky Magazine writer Amos Soursuckle…
Read full storyTrain driver dreams of becoming a 10-year-old boy
A train driver from Whitechapel in East London has told a local newspaper that his fondest dream is to one day become a 10-year-old boy. Toby Dell, 54, told The East London Gazette: "When I get home from work in the evenings I often start daydream…
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