Holiday Drone Attack On Dr. Billingsgate: Round Up The Usual Suspects

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Thursday, 30 December 2021

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BILLINGSGATE POST: By The Platters:

When the twilight is gone and no songbirds are singing
When the twilight is gone you come into my heart
And here in my heart you will stay while I pray…

That no more f*cking drones come my way.

As anyone who has ever been attacked by a drone knows, it’s not the fact that someone is trying to smit your ass big time that is most bothersome; it’s the anonymity of the attacker: Some bug eyed pencil-neck geek getting his jollies off by pushing a button thousands of miles away, laughing his ass off while Dr. B heads for the round house so they can’t corner him there.

Also bothersome - in the background - some Mormon guy with a white shirt and black tie singing the Agency fight song:

A rooty toot toot
A rooty toot toot
We are the boys from the Institute.
We don’t smoke or drink or chew.
And we don’t go with girls that do.

Solo falsetto fade-out: “Our Agency won a Bible.”

Dr. Slim: “You drone the Doctor. Someone gotta pay.”

Dirty: “Yo, Dr. Dude. It’s buried in Biden’s Bilk America Bill.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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