There were 177 spoof news stories published in November 2021. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: President Biden Says He Is Sick and Tired of Trump and His Never-Ending Lies And So He Is Going To Show The Orange Bitch Who The Boss Is

President Biden Says He Is Sick and Tired of Trump and His Never-Ending Lies And So He Is Going To Show The Orange Bitch Who The Boss Is

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – President Biden was in Baltimore to help dedicate the new, President and Mrs. Joe Biden High School, which is a state-of-the-art school of higher learning. He was asked by reporters about the on-going crisis between Chi…

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Funny story: America's TV Critics Vote “Hell On Wheels” The Best Western Series Ever

America's TV Critics Vote “Hell On Wheels” The Best Western Series Ever

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Going back to the 40s, 50s, and 60s, television westerns have always played a big part of the TV prime time schedules. And according to TV critic, writer, and fan, Abel Zorro, with The Hullabaloo Review, some of the top…

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Funny story: The US Navy Approves Naming The Newest Most Powerful Polaris Submarine After The Nation’s First Lady

The US Navy Approves Naming The Newest Most Powerful Polaris Submarine After The Nation’s First Lady

ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – (Satire News) – The Department of the Navy has just issued permission to have the latest, state-of-the-art Polaris submarine named after the president’s wife. Ipso Facto News reporter Fuchsia Garfunkel stated that the newest…

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Funny story: A Well-Respected Vatican Publication Names Donald Trump "The Most Evil Person Since Adolf Hitler"

A Well-Respected Vatican Publication Names Donald Trump "The Most Evil Person Since Adolf Hitler"

THE VATICAN – (Satire News) – The highly-respected Vatican Voice News Agency has just listed it’s choices for mean, hateful, and worthless individuals. Winners in the past have included Sean Hannity, Jeffrey Epstein, O.J. Simpson, Omarosa, and Ann…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Admits That The SpaceX Toilet Is Leaking

Elon Musk Admits That The SpaceX Toilet Is Leaking

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The US Space Practices and Acts Commission has just issued Elon Musk’s company a $47,000 fine. According to the BuzzFuzz News Agency, the fine was levied due to the fact that one of the SpaceX toilets has developed a leak,…

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Funny story: Man Kicked Out Of Cop26 Climate Talks For Not Recycling Pepsi Can

Man Kicked Out Of Cop26 Climate Talks For Not Recycling Pepsi Can

Edinburgh, Scotland - I'm reporting from Edinburgh because I can't get anywhere near Glasgow. It's a total mess. Barricades and Covid checkpoints up the wazoo! Who knew that's a Scottish expression? Regardless, a member of the Polish delegation t…

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Funny story: Biden To Tax Housewives' Imputed Income To Fund Spending Bill

Biden To Tax Housewives' Imputed Income To Fund Spending Bill

BILLINGSGATE POST: With the President’s plan to fund his $3.5 trillion dollar social and infrastructure bill at zero net cost not going nowhere, he is now changing gears. Biden, along with Nancy Poozleosi and Jen Psaki, have repeatedly tried to re…

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Funny story: Costco Is Selling Official Sports Cardboard Fan Cutouts

Costco Is Selling Official Sports Cardboard Fan Cutouts

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Ta Da News Agency is reporting that the huge national corporation, Costco, which operates a chain of membership-only outlets will be giving it’s millions of customers an opportunity to purchase official sports cardboard…

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Funny story: Congratulations Democrats For Electing A Republican Governor In Virginia

Congratulations Democrats For Electing A Republican Governor In Virginia

Great job, House Democrats! House Democrats managed to elect a Republican governor in Virginia. With all of their dithering, progressives made House Democrats look like a group of knit-pickers, who could not decide which way was up and didn't kno…

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Funny story: Sexual Intercourse Has Gone Down Drastically in 37 States

Sexual Intercourse Has Gone Down Drastically in 37 States

PAWTUCKET, Rhode Island – (Satire News) – Recent studies conducted at Pawtucket’s prestigious Paul Revere University have shown that the incidence of sexual intercourse has gone down in 37 of the 50 states. Professor Wilmington F. Fissaletti, 74,…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Rushed To The Hospital With A Severe Case of TWS

Donald Trump Rushed To The Hospital With A Severe Case of TWS

Mar-a-Lago – (Satire News) – Senior Daily Drama reporter Cinderella St. Lamb, reports that the man that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has nicknamed “Old Butt Face” was recently rushed to the hospital. A spokesperson for Our Lady of The De…

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Funny story: Scarlett Johansson To Star With Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder, and Paul Wesley In the New Vampire Diaries Movie, “Space Invaders Land In Mystic Falls”

Scarlett Johansson To Star With Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder, and Paul Wesley In the New Vampire Diaries Movie, “Space Invaders Land In Mystic Falls”

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Silver Screen Showcase Magazine has just learned from an unnamed source that production will soon begin on the latest saga of the extremely popular film franchise, “The Vampire Diaries.” SSSM senior reporter Pomona Vox,…

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Funny story: From Beyond, Jeeves and Bertie Wooster Contact Jaggedone to Inquire if Holland is Underwater yet!

From Beyond, Jeeves and Bertie Wooster Contact Jaggedone to Inquire if Holland is Underwater yet!

04.00 AM between Jaggedone's wax filled earholes: Jaggedone to Jeeves: "Damn it Jeeves, can't you let an Old Codger get his beauty sleep!" Bertie Wooster: "Jeeves ol' Bean, I heard that Holland could be underwater by 2050, have you heard that…

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Funny story: Amazon Send Electric Blankets to Freezing Refugees Stuck on the Belarus/Polish Border

Amazon Send Electric Blankets to Freezing Refugees Stuck on the Belarus/Polish Border

Mega Multi-Billionaire turn-over company, Amazon, have proven to the ice-cold world they do have a warm heart. A convoy load of Amazon trucks has been dispatched to the Polish/Belarus border filled with electric blankets as a charitable gesture to…

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Funny story: Will Republicans Who Voted Against Infrastructure Receive Any Of The Pie?

Will Republicans Who Voted Against Infrastructure Receive Any Of The Pie?

Ever since President Biden moved into the White House, (after kicking Trump out) Biden has been trying to pass both the Infrastructure and the Build America Better bill. The Build America Better bill is in no way, shape or form related to the ran…

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Funny story: A Private Investigating Firm Has Uncovered Documents That Show That Donald Trump Is A Member of The Dixieland Nazi Party

A Private Investigating Firm Has Uncovered Documents That Show That Donald Trump Is A Member of The Dixieland Nazi Party

ATLANTA, Georgia – (Satire News) – iRumors reports that the Eagle Eye Private Investigating Firm has just uncovered documents that show that the former disgraced president, Don Johnny Trump, is a card-carrying member of the Dixieland Nazi Party. i…

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Funny story: Madonna, At The Age of 63, Cannot Stand The Fact That She Is No Longer Relevant

Madonna, At The Age of 63, Cannot Stand The Fact That She Is No Longer Relevant

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – A record executive with Round & Round Records, has just informed the news media that Madonna, who looks much older, heavier, and meaner than Naomi Campbell, is having trouble accepting the fact that she is no longe…

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Funny story: Questions raised as to when Shakin' Stevens biggest song can be played in the shops

Questions raised as to when Shakin' Stevens biggest song can be played in the shops

Christmas is usually a time for remembering a great Aunt with a Christmas Card, why your parents watched the Good Life in the seventies, and for remembering Shakin' Stevens, and his ever-green festive song Merry Christmas Everyone. This year, the…

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Funny story: The Amazing New-Upstart e-Ocean Has Just Surpassed e-Bay In Sales and Popularity

The Amazing New-Upstart e-Ocean Has Just Surpassed e-Bay In Sales and Popularity

SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO, California – (Satire News) – A Quinnipinni Poll has just revealed that the new multinational e-commerce company, e-Ocean has just surpassed e-Bay in volume and popularity. The latest upstart in the world of the Internet was fo…

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Funny story: Bob Baffert’s Newest Thoroughbred Race Horse “Climate Change” Easily Wins The Topeka Derby By 17 Lengths

Bob Baffert’s Newest Thoroughbred Race Horse “Climate Change” Easily Wins The Topeka Derby By 17 Lengths

TOPEKA, Kansas – (Sports Satire) – One of the greatest thoroughbred race horse trainers of all-time has just had another one of his amazing race horses win a major racing event. Bob Baffert’s two-year-old filly, “Climate Change,” who was a last mi…

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Funny story: Disgraced Former Attorney General Bill Barr Is Now Selling Used Cars In Brooklyn

Disgraced Former Attorney General Bill Barr Is Now Selling Used Cars In Brooklyn

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The man who served as attorney general during you-know-who’s administration has learned that when you lie, and cheat, and deceive, it will all come back to bite you in the ass (and in Bill Barr’s case in his humongous hippo…

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Funny story: An Extremely Upset Geraldo Rivera Calls Fellow Fox News Hosts Who Are Vaccinated, Hypocrites For Telling Their Viewers To Not Get The Vaccine

An Extremely Upset Geraldo Rivera Calls Fellow Fox News Hosts Who Are Vaccinated, Hypocrites For Telling Their Viewers To Not Get The Vaccine

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Geraldo Rivera is one of the most respected employees at the GOP Fox network. Rivera never misses an opportunity to argue with his fellow Foxers, who most of the time end up looking silly-as-shit trying to go tit-fo…

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Funny story: Today's Most Popular Dog Name in the U.S. is ______

Today's Most Popular Dog Name in the U.S. is ______

If you guessed Biden, you’re close. The most popular dog name today is Brandon. This is not too surprising since one of the most popular slogans in parts of the country is: Let’s go Brandon. That is supposedly equivalent to or at least mostly…

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Funny story: The Taliban and The United States Work Out a Camels For iPhones Trade

The Taliban and The United States Work Out a Camels For iPhones Trade

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Omnium Gatherum News Agency has just learned that Afghanistan’s Taliban faction will be shipping to the US, 900 one-humped camels, in exchange for 3,000 used iPhones. The trade is believed to be one of the mo…

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Funny story: United Sack deadwood, Solskjaer, and Replace Him With a deadwood Zombie, not a Tosser!

United Sack deadwood, Solskjaer, and Replace Him With a deadwood Zombie, not a Tosser!

After yesterday's disgraceful capitulation against their 'Bitter' rivals in the ancient city of Manchester, the red side of the city, managed by a 'walking the dead Norwegian Wood-Head', have decided to replace him with yet another piece of Dead-Wood…

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Funny story: A Female Prisoner Models The Latest Sexy Prison Swimsuit For Female Inmates

A Female Prisoner Models The Latest Sexy Prison Swimsuit For Female Inmates

OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – The state of New York has always been at the forefront when it comes to prisons, pizza, professional sports teams, and now womens prison wear. Omnium Gatherum reporter Ashburn Wasabi reports that Sing Sing Pris…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Asks Queen Elizabeth For Permission To Build A Golf Course In The Outskirts of London

Donald Trump Asks Queen Elizabeth For Permission To Build A Golf Course In The Outskirts of London

MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Donald J. Trump, the pathological liar who does not know the meaning of telling the truth, has just sent England’s Queen Elizabeth a text message. According to Prince Charles, the Trumptard asked her majesty i…

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Funny story: Government Shuts Down as HBO Max Log In Spreads Around Congress

Government Shuts Down as HBO Max Log In Spreads Around Congress

The United States government went into a full shutdown today once word of an HBO Max username and password was spread through the congressional halls. Aides on the Hill say that paperwork has piled high on the desks of representatives who are bin…

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Funny story: Is ABORT The Correct Word?

Is ABORT The Correct Word?

Abort is a term used to stop a plane from a dangerous landing or taking off. We have to abort, is a phrase frequently used in films and television. Taking off from SFO for a direct flight from San Francisco to London in a relatively new Boeing Tr…

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Funny story: President Biden Donates His Entire $400,000 Presidential Salary To 2 Very Worthy Causes

President Biden Donates His Entire $400,000 Presidential Salary To 2 Very Worthy Causes

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – As every American voter knows by now comparing Trump to President Biden is like comparing a Mississippi jackass to a Kentucky thoroughbred. There just is NO fucking comparison! President Biden is very intelli…

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Funny story: Missouri Reports That The Most Popular Word in The State is "Vagina"

Missouri Reports That The Most Popular Word in The State is "Vagina"

JEFFERSON CITY, Missouri – (Satire News) – After conducting an extensive study at a cost of $675,000, to the Missouri taxpayers, the “Show Me” state has just announced the results. A spokesperson for the state, Jonas Quickfoot, 63, stated that the…

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Funny story: The Oklahoma Thunder Sign a 7-Foot-9-Inch African From Zimbabwe

The Oklahoma Thunder Sign a 7-Foot-9-Inch African From Zimbabwe

OKLAHOMA CITY – (Sports Satire) – The Oklahoma Thunder fans are as happy as termites in a pencil factory. A spokesperson for the team, Amos McRoof, said that the Thunder is thrilled to have just signed the 7-foot-9-inch tall, LeBrondo Yudinda, a n…

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Funny story: The World's Top Satire Site Has Just Issued A Huge Policy Change

The World's Top Satire Site Has Just Issued A Huge Policy Change

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Daily Drama News Agency, has just announced that Ersatz Satire, which is the number one satire/parody website on the Internet has just issued a change of policy directive. DDNA senior reporter Cinderella St. Lam…

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Funny story: A Massive Brawl Breaks Out At A Los Angeles Fitness Center

A Massive Brawl Breaks Out At A Los Angeles Fitness Center

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Police were called to The Fit-As-Fiddle Fitness Center after several people called 911 about a huge fight that broke out in the main exercise room. According to several eye witnesses, the brouhaha began when a white w…

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Funny story: Ex partners now doing what politician do

Ex partners now doing what politician do

Ex-partners across the country are now following what government ministers do by poking their noses around in things that don't concern them. Former Prime Minister John Major has started the trend, by stating his opinion on the conservative party, a…

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Funny story: Texas Republican Legislators Vote Themselves Out

Texas Republican Legislators Vote Themselves Out

Austin, Texas - In a stunning display of ineptitude, Republican members of the Texas state legislature voted themselves out of office. The unprecedented move left surprised Democrats in total charge of both legislative bodies. “Not sure how they d…

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Funny story: A Half Dozen GOP Senators Have Started The “Dump the Trump” Movement

A Half Dozen GOP Senators Have Started The “Dump the Trump” Movement

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – Reports are that Trump is furious with the Daily Drama News Agency because they have reported the truth about his ever dwindling popularity numbers. DDNA reporter Cinderella St. Lamb has found out from highly reputable…

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Funny story: Wisconsin Finds That Womens Breasts Are Getting Smaller

Wisconsin Finds That Womens Breasts Are Getting Smaller

MADISON, Wisconsin – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of “The Badger State” conclude that the breasts of Wisconsin women (ages 21 and over) are getting smaller and smaller. One Wisconsin resident, named Ethel Hipsixen, 34, noted that when she…

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Funny story: Someone Submitted BJ Novak’s DNA to the Public Domain

Someone Submitted BJ Novak’s DNA to the Public Domain

Internet users were delighted this week to realize that BJ Novak’s DNA was submitted to the public domain. Novak, who gained fame as Ryan Howard on “The Office”, has had his biological clones spotted all over the planet over the last two weeks.

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Funny story: The Supreme Court Has Just Ruled That Donald J. Trump Will Never, Ever Be Allowed To Hold Public Office

The Supreme Court Has Just Ruled That Donald J. Trump Will Never, Ever Be Allowed To Hold Public Office

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Political pundits from Maine to California knew that it was just a matter of time before Melania’s husband (aka The Orange Turd) would be banned from holding public office. BuzzFuzz senior reporter Tafetta Kixx i…

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Funny story: Conservatives crowd funding for a new moral compass

Conservatives crowd funding for a new moral compass

Conservative Minister the Right Honourable Roger Mywife has launched a crowdfunding campaign for a new moral compass for the conservatives, as their one seems to be broken. The bearded 73-year-old said 'Have you seen my teeth? No, I will go on abo…

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Funny story: Even Asleep, Biden Does A Better Job Than Trump

Even Asleep, Biden Does A Better Job Than Trump

Rumor has it President Joseph Biden fell asleep during the Glasgow Climate Conference. Maybe yes, maybe no, but even asleep, Biden does a better job than Donald Trump. The U.S. is back as a signature of the Paris Climate Agreement. Donald Trump…

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Funny story: “Let’s Go Elmer.” Chant Breaks Out In Beaver Crossing, Nebraska

“Let’s Go Elmer.” Chant Breaks Out In Beaver Crossing, Nebraska

BILLINGSGATE POST: The three-word chant has become an internet sensation after an NBC reporter at the annual Beaver Crossing Cow Pie Throwing Contest incorrectly reported that fans in the stands were chanting "Let’s Go Elmer” following a colossal co…

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Funny story: A Sexual Poll Finds That Iowa Has More Sex Fiends Than Any Other State in The Country

A Sexual Poll Finds That Iowa Has More Sex Fiends Than Any Other State in The Country

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Quinnipinni, America’s number one polling organization, has just announced that the fly-over state of Iowa has just become the state with the most sex fiends. Quinnipinni chief executive administrator Lila Linfatelli, 56,…

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Funny story: Abba Fan knows she will get seven copies of their new CD for Christmas

Abba Fan knows she will get seven copies of their new CD for Christmas

Abba Fan Catherine Fitzgerald knows that at least seven of her friends and family will buy her a copy of Voyager, the new CD from Abba for Christmas. She said 'I don't mind husband Tom buying me a copy, as we had Abba play at our wedding, and it i…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Finally Finds A Lawyer Who Is Willing To Defend Him In His Tax-Evasion Case

Donald Trump Finally Finds A Lawyer Who Is Willing To Defend Him In His Tax-Evasion Case

BAKED POTATO, Idaho – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of Florida are that Donald Trump is so happy because the Nazi-lover has finally found an attorney who is willing to take his case. Tabloid Today reporter Papaya Bamboo first broke the story…

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Funny story: Pakistan Announces That Anyone Caught Texting While Riding On a Yak Will Receive a Hefty Fine

Pakistan Announces That Anyone Caught Texting While Riding On a Yak Will Receive a Hefty Fine

ZINGISTAN, Pakistan – (World News) – The Pakistani government has just issued a proclamation that they say will be enforced 100%. It appears that lately the country has seen a rash of accidents that are occurring due to the fact that many resident…

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Funny story: Texas Governor Greg Abbott’s Psychiatrist Says The SOB Is As Crazy As Bat Shit!

Texas Governor Greg Abbott’s Psychiatrist Says The SOB Is As Crazy As Bat Shit!

GALVESTON – (Satire News) – The man who was D.J. Trump’s personal psychiatrist has informed the news media that his new patient, Gov. Greg Abbott is positively 100% certifiable (i.e. crazy, insane, fucked-up). Dr. Hans Von Hansheister, III, spoke…

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Funny story: Vienna Brothels Offer Discounts To Clientele Getting On Site Covid-19 Vaccinations

Vienna Brothels Offer Discounts To Clientele Getting On Site Covid-19 Vaccinations

Vienna, the capital of Austria, land of exquisite pastries like the Sachertorte, Linzer Torte, Kaiserschmarrn, and the Palatschinken, has announced a new marketing idea and way of luring reluctant citizens into getting a Covid-19 vaccination: Brothel…

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Funny story: Former TheSpoof.com Writer Emerges From Exile After Story Brought Murderous Threats

Former TheSpoof.com Writer Emerges From Exile After Story Brought Murderous Threats

Somewhere, USA - Former Spoof writer Brendan Shumway recently emerged from hiding nearly 2 decades after writing a TheSpoof.com story that prompted hate mail and death threats. Shumway, fearing for his life, disappeared from public view in 2004, aide…

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Funny story: An Extremely Sexy Hooters Girl Currently Has The #1 Best Selling Sex Book In America

An Extremely Sexy Hooters Girl Currently Has The #1 Best Selling Sex Book In America

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Alpha Beta News Agency has revealed that the nation’s number one selling book on sex is “Achieving Orgasms For Fun and Profit.” The book was written by Sherry Saxberger, who has been a Hooters Girl for three years.

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Funny story: Hunter Biden’s Perpetual Energy Machine: Exclusive Diagram

Hunter Biden’s Perpetual Energy Machine: Exclusive Diagram

BILLINGSGATE POST: The clean energy crisis is over. Toss away your solar panels and windmills. Cease the research on nuclear fission and hydrogen. Today, with much fanfare, President Biden proudly unveiled a sketch of a revolutionary source of en…

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Funny story: A Hackensack, New Jersey Hooter’s Girl Wins This Year’s Banana-Eating Contest

A Hackensack, New Jersey Hooter’s Girl Wins This Year’s Banana-Eating Contest

HACKENSACK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – Growing up in the Bronx, little Tiffany Jo Suckasetti, always felt a bit insecure and wondered if she would ever get a boyfriend. Her self-esteem, self-pride, and self-worth had been taken away by a stupid,…

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Funny story: Seismologists Are Predicting That A Devastating 9.3 Earthquake Will Strike 17 Miles From Mar-a-Lago

Seismologists Are Predicting That A Devastating 9.3 Earthquake Will Strike 17 Miles From Mar-a-Lago

MAR-a-LAGO – (Satire News) – The Ta Da News Agency reports that several of America’s most respected seismologists are making a prediction that has the residents of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Mansion shaking in their over-priced shoes. TDNA reporter Sequoi…

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Funny story: Trump Attends a Braves – Astros World Series Game and Insults The Entire Native-American Nation

Trump Attends a Braves – Astros World Series Game and Insults The Entire Native-American Nation

ATLANTA – (Sports Satire) – The most hated person in America, Donald Jonathan Trump, did not help himself when he was spotted at the Atlanta Braves – Houston Astros World Series Game, acting like a total and complete asshole. Trump, who stood out…

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Funny story: Why aren't the Tories better at corruption? By Mr Raymond Ving

Why aren't the Tories better at corruption? By Mr Raymond Ving

Hello, Mr Raymond Ving here. You might remember me from my other nonsensical ramblings on here, but you probably won't. Anyway, one thing that has puzzled me lately, is why after so many years of practice, are the Tories no better at corruption…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Says The Rumors of Her Being a Member of The Ku Klux Klan Are Fu*king Lies!

Marjorie Taylor Greene Says The Rumors of Her Being a Member of The Ku Klux Klan Are Fu*king Lies!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The ugliest-looking member of Congress, Marjorie Taylor Greene, keeps insisting that she is not a charter member of the KKK. She recently appeared on The Tucker Carlson Show and she told “Swamp Creature #2*” that…

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Funny story: Jai Courtney front runner to be new Bond

Jai Courtney front runner to be new Bond

Following the release of ‘No Time to Die’, Daniel Craig’s last outing as 007, the Internet has been awash with speculation over which actor will take over the iconic role. Will filmmakers break with tradition and cast a person of colour such as I…

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Funny story: The Catholic Church Confirms That Trump Is Positively, Without A Shadow of a Doubt, Going To Hell!

The Catholic Church Confirms That Trump Is Positively, Without A Shadow of a Doubt, Going To Hell!

THE VATICAN – (Satire News) – The highly respected Catholic publication, The Vatican Voice, has just reported that never in the history of mankind, has there been an individual who deserves to Go To Hell more than one Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump.

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Funny story: A Man In Iowa Is Arrested For Embarrassing The Hell Out of His Pet Dalmatian

A Man In Iowa Is Arrested For Embarrassing The Hell Out of His Pet Dalmatian

CORNBREAD, Iowa – (Satire News) – Cornbread police have been called to the home of retired ladies shoe salesman Burton Pissmeister, 59, on at least seven occasions, within the past two months. CPD reports show that Pissmeister, who is on parole, i…

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Funny story: Mafia Recruiting New Members - Many Open Positions

Mafia Recruiting New Members - Many Open Positions

Brooklyn, NY - The American Mafia is looking to recruit new members. The popular, long-running crime organization noted for murders, loan sharking, and generally beating the crap out of people, announced today on multiple social media platforms, a ne…

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Funny story: Feral Hogs Blamed For Maricopa County Election Discrepancies

Feral Hogs Blamed For Maricopa County Election Discrepancies

BILLINGSGATE POST: After nearly a year of counting and recounting ballots in the disputed election which handed Joe Biden his victory in Arizona, it was found that over 120,000 ballots were cast by feral hogs who took advantage of Arizona’s loose vot…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Is Desperately Seeking An Exorcist To Drag The Food Demons Out of Donaldo’s Fat-Ass Body

Melania Trump Is Desperately Seeking An Exorcist To Drag The Food Demons Out of Donaldo’s Fat-Ass Body

MAR-a-LAGO – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of the Trump Dixieland Mansion state that Mrs. Trump is just about ready to throw in the damn food towel. Melly’s BFF LeBron James reports that the former first lady has gotten to where she cannot ev…

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Funny story: Eric Clapton Expelled From Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in Wake of Anti-Vax Remarks

Eric Clapton Expelled From Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in Wake of Anti-Vax Remarks

Cleveland, Ohio - Eric Clapton has been expelled from the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame after his recent anti-vax comments. The Hall announced the unprecedented move after the once-popular singer/guitarist said he wouldn’t perform concerts in venues t…

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Funny story: Newlywed Matt Gaetz Says His New Wife Wants An Annulment

Newlywed Matt Gaetz Says His New Wife Wants An Annulment

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – There is much sadness in the Matt Gaetz household according to one of his neighbors. Gaetz neighbor Imelda Furbush, told Traci Diddle with The National Rumblings News Agency that for weeks she has heard loud argu…

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Funny story: Madonna Scheduled To Have Major Surgery

Madonna Scheduled To Have Major Surgery

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Madonna, who is trying her damnedest to become relevant again, has just announced that she has decided to finally have the surgery that she has been putting off for 20 years. The woman made the word material more popular…

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Funny story: Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Throws His Hat Into The 2024 GOP Presidential Ring

Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Throws His Hat Into The 2024 GOP Presidential Ring

NEWARK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – The ex-governor of New Jersey has just announced, before a crowd of 9,000 cheering supporters, at a Walmart parking lot, that he has decided to enter the race to be the Republican presidential candidate for 2024.

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Funny story: The Latest National Poll Reveals That US Families Are Banning Their Unvaxed Relatives and Friends From Family Gatherings

The Latest National Poll Reveals That US Families Are Banning Their Unvaxed Relatives and Friends From Family Gatherings

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Nation’s leading poll organization has just discovered that over 83% of all American families are very serious about the resurgence of the Trumpapalooza Virus. Poll numbers taken by Quinnipinni Polls showed that not a…

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Funny story: Biden Introduces New 'Guide Dogs For The Stupid' Plan

Biden Introduces New 'Guide Dogs For The Stupid' Plan

Washington, DC - If you've been wondering what VP Harris has been up too since solving the border crisis, the wait is over. On Friday, Biden held a press conference in the Rose Garden, to explain that his VP has been busy training the first dogs i…

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Funny story: Man far too excited about his new slippers

Man far too excited about his new slippers

Gary Johnson, a 45-year-old family man from Chutney on the Fritz, is far too excited about his new slippers. 'Yes' said Gary 'of all of the slippers I have owned, these are the best ones. They may only be cheap, I bought them from Tescos, when I w…

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Funny story: Baskin-Robbins Announces Their Brand New Adult-Oriented Ice Cream

Baskin-Robbins Announces Their Brand New Adult-Oriented Ice Cream

ICE CREAM CREEK, Vermont - The Daily Max has just informed the public that the nation’s number ice cream restaurant has just come out with a brand new ice cream flavor that is geared strictly to the adult patrons. Reporter Savannah Stiletto state…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says He Dreamed He Was In Hell!

Donald Trump Says He Dreamed He Was In Hell!

CRICKET BALLS, Mississippi – (Satire News) – News Blues reports that the “Orange Loser,” (Donald Trump) was in Cricket Balls playing a round of golf at the KKK-owned White Cottonballs Golf Course, which does not allow blacks, Asians, Macadamians, Jew…

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Funny story: Is he really your Prime Minister? asks the world

Is he really your Prime Minister? asks the world

Great Britain was today asked if Boris Johnson really was their Prime Minister? Known for his flamboyance, way of being morally corrupt, and his dress sense Boris Johnson is many things, but Prime Minister material may not be one of them. Russi…

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Funny story: Ted Cruz Defends Nazi Salute But Goes After Big Bird

Ted Cruz Defends Nazi Salute But Goes After Big Bird

Who knew that morons came in different degrees. It used to be, "Oh, he's a moron," met the general understanding that the guy wasn't all there and easily dismissed. Case closed. Ted Cruz, the US Senator from Texas, was quickly dismissed aft…

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Funny story: 1801 Greenhouse Gas Summit Vowed End to Methane Emissions

1801 Greenhouse Gas Summit Vowed End to Methane Emissions

National Archives, Washington, D. C. Wood Splinter with a SINful report for Spoof International news. This reporter has uncovered notes in the archives here regarding a long-forgotten Greenhouse Summit held in 1801 with Thomas Jefferson, Napoleon, a…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Reveals That She Has Stopped Wearing Panties

Ivanka Trump Reveals That She Has Stopped Wearing Panties

MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – According to Wild Whisper’s reporter Margarita Mixx, Ivanka Trump has finally revealed that she does not wear panties. Trump’s favorite child was interviewed by Miss Mixx, and she flat out told her that the reason she s…

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Funny story: Colin Kaepernick's Netflix Series Is The Most Viewed Sports Series of The Year

Colin Kaepernick's Netflix Series Is The Most Viewed Sports Series of The Year

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Sports Bet Gazette veteran writer Zorro La Bamba wrote that one of the best cable network sports series he has ever seen is the one starring Colin Kaepernick, former San Francisco 49ers fabulous quarterback. The l…

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Funny story: Musk Orders Rocket Part From Amazon

Musk Orders Rocket Part From Amazon

Houston, TX - According to sources close to the new richest man in the world, he begrudgingly had to order a small part for his next rocket launch from the man that used to be the richest man in the world. 'He had to smoke 2 joints before he hit t…

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Funny story: Unsold Pumpkin commiserating with unsold Firework

Unsold Pumpkin commiserating with unsold Firework

In a local Tesco, unsold, slightly rotting Pumpkin Tim Claypole and unsold firework Christoper Biggins are commiserating about their fate. 'It is dreadful' bewailed Tim 'no-one wanted me. I was not taken into a toddler's home, to feel the love tha…

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Funny story: The Houston Texans Have Made Tampa Bay’s Tom Brady An Amazingly Out$tanding Offer!

The Houston Texans Have Made Tampa Bay’s Tom Brady An Amazingly Out$tanding Offer!

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – Sports Bet Gazette senior writer Zorro La Bamba, has just informed the sports world that Texans owner Bob McNair, has just made Brady an offer that many say will be pretty damn hard to refuse. The owner, president, and…

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Funny story: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Says That The Threats From a Guatemalan Drug Cartel Don’t Bother Him One Damn Bit (Well Maybe Just A Teeny Weeny Little Bitty Bit!)

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Says That The Threats From a Guatemalan Drug Cartel Don’t Bother Him One Damn Bit (Well Maybe Just A Teeny Weeny Little Bitty Bit!)

TALLAHASSEE, Florida – (Satire News) – Like Confucius said back in 525 BC, “If one acts like a prick, then sooner-than-later he’ll end up with his dick in the dirt." True dat, as our British cousins say. And there is really no better example of a…

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Funny story: Gold Rush Poet Robert Service Dedicates New Poem About Anchorage, Alaska

Gold Rush Poet Robert Service Dedicates New Poem About Anchorage, Alaska

Yes, we know that Robert Service, the world famous British bard who wrote lyrically about the lands of the Far North and thereby achieved world-wide fame, was long dead and buried by the time Anchorage, Alaska even became a gleam in the railroad magn…

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Funny story: Eco-Themed Hunter Biden PeePee Sketch Sells For $2,000,000

Eco-Themed Hunter Biden PeePee Sketch Sells For $2,000,000

BILLINGSGATE POST: A crude, un-framed Rube Goldberg type sketch of a ridiculously contrived catalytic converter that transformed pee into potable water was sold for $2,000,000 to an anonymous buyer at an auction in New York yesterday. The sketch,…

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Funny story: When can we watch that film about the ten year old sociopath?

When can we watch that film about the ten year old sociopath?

A Christmas tradition, watching Home Alone with loved ones has taken on a new lease of life, when it is watched as a film about a young sociopath terrorising some inept burglars. The sweet film, about young scamp Kevin MacAllister, left Home Alone…

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Funny story: Noah’s Ark Discovered in Brooklyn Navy Yard

Noah’s Ark Discovered in Brooklyn Navy Yard

Noah’s Ark, missing for thousands of years, has been found, in what scientists are describing as the greatest archaeological discovery in human history. The legendary boat turned up in a long-abandoned Brooklyn Navy Yard building. Stunned archeolo…

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Funny story: The US and Mexico Agree To The Greatest Trade Deal In US-Mexico History!

The US and Mexico Agree To The Greatest Trade Deal In US-Mexico History!

NUEVO LAREDO, Mexico – (Satire News) – President Joe Biden of Mexico and President Andres “Andy” Manuel Lopez Obrador of Mexico met in Nuevo Laredo's famed Fernando Valenzuela Bullring, to iron out one of the greatest trade deals between the United S…

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Funny story: Kentucky Fried Chicken To Start Selling Fried Dr. Pepper

Kentucky Fried Chicken To Start Selling Fried Dr. Pepper

LEXINGTON, Kentucky – (Satire News) – In a move to help increase sagging sales, KFC has decided to implement a new menu item. A spokesperson for the chicken giant, Filla Marshenco, 51, stated that starting in January 2022, all of the 23,802 KFC’s…

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Funny story: Shakespeare couldn't have "punned" it better!

Shakespeare couldn't have "punned" it better!

The down-and-outers who took over the abandoned, dilapidated house on the cheap side of the lake proved themselves adaptive if nothing else. They quickly made the place livable, diverted a creek to irrigate a vegetable garden, and somehow plugged…

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Funny story: If Trump Were Black, Would He Receive As Many Favorable Court Delays?

If Trump Were Black, Would He Receive As Many Favorable Court Delays?

Of course not. George Floyd was black, trying to use a counterfeit $20.00 bill, and killed on the spot in nine minutes. No judge, no jury, District Court of Appeals, and Circuit Court, and forget the Supreme Court. "Too busy. Have to judge more cr…

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Funny story: Biden Meets with Pope Francis to Trade Baseball Cards

Biden Meets with Pope Francis to Trade Baseball Cards

While on his visit to The Vatican, President Biden, only the second Catholic president in the history of the United States, said he was excited to see what he could get for his Andrew McCutchen rookie card. “Cutch is a five-time all star. He has…

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Funny story: Cambodia Is Bankrupt – They Beg President Biden For a Loan

Cambodia Is Bankrupt – They Beg President Biden For a Loan

PHNOM PENH, Cambodia – (Satire News) – Cambodia’s Jungle Time News Agency has just reported that the country that is 86% Buddist and 6.9% atheist has flat out run out of monetary funds. The government is in total disarray and is considering sellin…

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Funny story: Naked Man Arrested for non-compliance with TSA Guidelines; claims it was just a misunderstanding

Naked Man Arrested for non-compliance with TSA Guidelines; claims it was just a misunderstanding

The Hennepin County Attorney’s Office in Minnesota yesterday filed a complaint against Frank Towers, 44, after the man initiated an altercation with TSA employees. Investigators say the incident happened at the skyway checkpoint early last Friday mo…

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Funny story: A Gynecologist in Greenland Discovers An Amazing Cream That Will Tighten Womens Vaginas By As Much As 72%

A Gynecologist in Greenland Discovers An Amazing Cream That Will Tighten Womens Vaginas By As Much As 72%

NUUK, Greenland - (Satire News) – One of the world’s leading gynecologists has just made an amazing discovery that will have millions and millions of women all over the world smiling from ear-to-ear. Dr. Petrov P. Vinalabinio, who knows more abou…

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Funny story: The British Parliament Has Prohibited The News Media From Mentioning Princess Diana

The British Parliament Has Prohibited The News Media From Mentioning Princess Diana

LONDON – (Satire News) – England’s Parliament has decided that effective immediately the news media will be prohibited from mentioning Princess Diana in any type of news report. The action was taken due to the fact that there are many news outlets…

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Funny story: Conservative Minister chooses new Karaoke song

Conservative Minister chooses new Karaoke song

Conservative Minister Whatalotta Cheek has changed her karaoke song of choice to Getting Away With It, by Electronic. The track, originally written and recorded by The Pet Shop Boy's Neil Tennant, The Smith's Johnny Marr, and that chap out of New…

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Funny story: Germany Cancels Christmas Due To The Ongoing Trumpapalooza Pandemic

Germany Cancels Christmas Due To The Ongoing Trumpapalooza Pandemic

BERLIN, Germany – (Satire News) – Germany’s national news agency, Sieg Heil, has just informed the German people that they will be cancelling this year’s Christmas season. A reporter for Seig Heil noted that due to the Trumpapalooza virus, all Ger…

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Funny story: Bezos-Musk, Inc., Announces They Will Build The Biggest Retail Shopping Mall In The World

Bezos-Musk, Inc., Announces They Will Build The Biggest Retail Shopping Mall In The World

LAREDO, Texas - (Satire News) – The biggest corporation in the world, which is headed by multi-billionaires Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk has just stated that they will soon begin construction on what will be the biggest retail mall in the entire world.

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Funny story: A Huge Drone Crashes In Holland Causing Widespread Damage

A Huge Drone Crashes In Holland Causing Widespread Damage

TULIPLANDIA, Holland – (Satire News) – Holland’s Windmill News Agency reports that one of the largest drones in Europe crashed just outside of the ancient city of Tuliplandia. An eye witness reported seeing over 600,000 tulips totally destroyed.

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Funny story: Music Heart Throbs Shawn Mendes and Camilla Cabello Say Their Relationship Is Totally Over!

Music Heart Throbs Shawn Mendes and Camilla Cabello Say Their Relationship Is Totally Over!

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – One of the music world’s most popular couples is no longer a couple. LaLaLand Daily reporter Macadamia Honeysuckle has learned from noted information guru Andy Cohen, that the young singers have decided to part ways.

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Funny story: From Rags To Riches: An Extremely Sexy McDonalds Employee Dates A Texas Oilman and He Gives Her a $16.7 Million Engagement Ring

From Rags To Riches: An Extremely Sexy McDonalds Employee Dates A Texas Oilman and He Gives Her a $16.7 Million Engagement Ring

HOUSTON – (Satire News) – All her life, Traci Ann Woodweather, the girl with the mesmerizing blue eyes, lived just a few notches above the poverty line. After graduating from Houston’s Jose Altuve High School, as The Girl Most Likely To Marry A Ve…

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Funny story: The McDonalds In Kabul, Afghanistan Sells Over 4,000 McCamelburgers Per Day

The McDonalds In Kabul, Afghanistan Sells Over 4,000 McCamelburgers Per Day

KABUL, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – The McDonalds Corporation is happy to announce that their McDonalds restaurant in downtown Kabul is having record sales. A spokesperson for Afghanistan’s national Two-Humped News Agency stated that since introd…

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