Op-Ed: Donald Trump Is Not Santa Claus And Joe Biden Won The Election

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Sunday, 19 December 2021

image for Op-Ed: Donald Trump Is Not Santa Claus And Joe Biden Won The Election
The next Trump move?

An urgent message is getting out and collecting a lot of steam. This message is: There is a Santa Claus, but it isn’t Donald Trump! The Republican Stop The Steal committee should give up their Steal campaign. They are beginning to look like Chicken Little.

Joe Biden won the 2020 election. Amen! End of story.

Yes, Joe Biden won the 2020 election. He owns the White House and Air Force One for the next four years. He has a date with Queen Elizabeth. Biden doesn’t take a knee to Putin, and he never paid hush money to a porn star.

Sounds like a pretty low bar, however, Donald Trump could never get over that low bar. The Stop The Steal committee doesn’t care.

“He’s our Santa Claus and our Santa Claus is coming back to town.”

Like they own it. The town, not Santa Claus.

But no one owns the January 6th insurrection. Trump went so far as to accuse Nancy Pelosi for the insurrection. He said she didn't call in the National Guard.

You think? Trump's rioters were threatening to, "Shoot her in the head."

Pelosi called the National Guard, and the January 6th Committee is trying to establish whether Trump ordered the National Guard to stand down.

Ask former wrestling coach, Ohio Congressman Jim Jorden, how many telephone calls he made to Trump on January 6th, and Jorden comes across sounding more like Porky Pig. A light-year away from the rapid fire machine gun interrogation of Hillary Clinton about Benghazi.

Donald Trump’s next move from Mar-A-Lago may indeed be into public government housing. But not into the White House. It might also be crowded with Trump cabinet members and advisors.

Read more by this author:

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more