Holiday Message From Eoj Nedib And Alamak Sirrah
BILLINGSGATE POST: There is no universally accepted term to describe the reversing of letters to mock public figures. But to those who care about esoteric trivia, Joe Biden spelled backwards = Eoj Nedib. As previously noted, in the first caliphate, t…
Read full storyThe United States Government Is Fed Up With The Voter Suppression Antics of Georgia
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The U.S. government has just issued a mandate to the state of Georgia regarding their recent acts of blatant voter discrimination. According to Scuttlebutt Review reporter April Jiggle, Georgia has been warned re…
Read full storyFormer President Announces His Own Death
Bedminster, NJ - Donald Trump, who pretended to be president for four years, today announced his death. The person now known as The Former Guy, or TFG, made the statement at a gathering of four pseudo-journalists at his New Jersey golf club. “I, D…
Read full storyThe Nation’s Top 4,000 Psychiatrists All Agree That Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump Is Positively, Without A Shadow-of-A Doubt, Crazy-As-Hell!
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – 4,000 of the nation’s top psychiatrists met at the annual convention of The Federal Psychiatry Fraternity (TFPF). The head speaker was Dr. Blanchard B. Picafeen, 63, who spoke on the effects of climate change and photosy…
Read full storyMars Rover Discovers Jimmy Hoffa’s Remains
Mars rover Redhead solved the greatest mystery on the planet when it unearthed the remains of former Teamster boss Jimmy Hoffa from underneath a rock on the planet Mars. The remains were in extremely good condition due to the Martian atmosphere being…
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