Elon Musk Vows That One Day He Will Be The King of Mars
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – Multi-billionaire and co-founder of Bezos-Musk Inc., Elon Musk, has just remarked that one day, in the not-too-distant future, he will become the King of Mars. Musk who has more money than the entire populations of Iowa, E…
Read full storyNASCAR Driver And Aaron Rodgers’ Ex-Girlfriend Danica Patrick Admits She Has a Tattoo on Her Ass With The Intials “AR”
GREEN BAY – (Sports Satire) – It is no secret that ever since she was dumped by her Green Bay Packers boyfriend, Danica (Patrick) has been pining about her quarterback. Danica has told close friends that AR has the most amazing cock that she has e…
Read full storyHoliday Drone Attack On Dr. Billingsgate: Round Up The Usual Suspects
BILLINGSGATE POST: By The Platters: When the twilight is gone and no songbirds are singing When the twilight is gone you come into my heart And here in my heart you will stay while I pray… That no more f*cking drones come my way. As anyone…
Read full storyChina’s Best Rock Band, The Egg Rolls, Hit Number One On Billboard’s Sizzling 99 Chart
HOLLYWOOD – (Music Satire) – Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine has just announced that The Egg Rolls, a rock band that hails from Shanghai, China just topped the Billboard Sizzling 99 Chart with their brand new single “The Ballad of Ling Chow and LaVonDell Wash…
Read full storyThe Reason Why China Is Going To Invade Canada
HONG KONG – (World Satire) – BuzzFuzz (Hong Kong Division) has just broken the story about the extremely strained relations between China and Canada. The Chinese government is so pissed off at Canada for reneging on their trade agreement, that the…
Read full storySarah Ferguson and Piers Morgan’s Hot and Heavy Relationship Rumor
LONDON – (UK News) – iRumors UK, reports that the rumor of journalist/broadcaster Piers Morgan and the Duchess of York Sarah Fergurson having an affair have been confirmed. The two have been denying the relationship, but after the couple was recen…
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