Op-Ed: Donald Trump Is Not Santa Claus And Joe Biden Won The Election
An urgent message is getting out and collecting a lot of steam. This message is: There is a Santa Claus, but it isn’t Donald Trump! The Republican Stop The Steal committee should give up their Steal campaign. They are beginning to look like Chicken…Read full story
Donald Trump Denies He’s Dating Sarah Palin, But "Snowballs" Sarah Says Otherwise
PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – The word on the streets of America is that the twice-impeached, one term, lying sack of seagull shit (Donald Trump) is now involved with the failed vice-presidential candidate in the 2008 national election Sarah “…Read full story
The Bravo Network Cancels The Reality Cooking Show – “Cooking Healthy With Donald Trump" After Airing Only 1 Episode!
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of Mar-a-Lago are that the former Asshole-in-Chief (Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump) is totally devastated at the fact that his reality show, “Cooking Healthy With Donald Trump” has just been cancel…Read full story
Sarah Ferguson Says That She Does Not Appreciate Being Called "The Duchess of Pork"
LIVERPOOL – (UK Satire) – Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York, spoke candidly with Bee’s Knees reporter Birmingham Cribworthy, and told him to please write a column saying that she (Fergie) wants everyone to stop calling her “The Duchess of Pork.Read full story
A San Francisco Pole Dancer Makes a Killing Selling Glow-In-The-Dark Rainbow Panties
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – The Daily Drama News Agency has just made it known that a pole dancer from Frisco has just sold her one millionith pair of Glow-In-The-Dark Rainbow Panties. DDNA writer Cinderella St. Lamb, interviewed Juliet Rumpal…Read full story
The US Threatens To Launch A Missile Towards Cambodia
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue are that President Biden is extremely upset with the Cambodian government. According to iRumors, Cambodia has been warned no less that 13 times to stop harboring kno…Read full story
The Reason Why President Biden Has Invited Trump To The White House Will Shock You!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Most of America was shocked when it was reported by BuzzFuzz that President Biden invited the former White House occupant to visit the White House. BuzzFuzz senior reporter Taffeta Kixx was the first to report th…Read full story
“Climate Change,” Which Is Owned and Trained By World Famous Thoroughbred Trainer Bob Baffert Easily Wins The Poughkeepsie Invitational Derby
POUGHKEEPSIE, New York – (Sports Satire) - The most famous horse trainer in the world just keeps on winning, as evidenced by his newest thoroughbred race horse named “Climate Change.” “CC” is a two-year-old gelding, which means that he has been ‘…Read full story