Funny story: Self-Surveillance Leads Nashville Man to Suspect Himself of Terrorism

Self-Surveillance Leads Nashville Man to Suspect Himself of Terrorism

After weeks of surveilling his own thoughts, Cody Owens of Nashville, Tennessee, came to suspect himself of terrorism – or at least of having markedly terrorist bent. “I’ve always been against unchecked surveillance,” said Owens, a self-described…

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Funny story: Donald the Con Man

Donald the Con Man

(To be sung to the melody of "Frosty the Snowman") Donald the Con Man was a pissy mean old fool With a fake orange face and a bulbous nose And two eyes without a soul. Donald the Con Man is a sordid tale, they say. He was made of dough but the…

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Funny story: Scientists Say That The Great Salt Lake In Nevada Is Actually Only .3% Salt and Not 99% As Previously Believed

Scientists Say That The Great Salt Lake In Nevada Is Actually Only .3% Salt and Not 99% As Previously Believed

SALT LAKE CITY – (Satire News) – A group of Utah scientists recently finished a five week research study and they have learned that the Great Salt Lake is not what it appears to be. For millions of years, everyone believed that the lake, whose rea…

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Funny story: President Biden Has Proof That Donald Trump Colluded With The Russians, The Chinese, and The Venezuelans

President Biden Has Proof That Donald Trump Colluded With The Russians, The Chinese, and The Venezuelans

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The New News Now News Agency has just boken the story that President Biden has just been informed by the CIA that the ex-president, Don the Con (Trump), did in fact have underhanded dealings with Vladimir Putin and…

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Funny story: The Extremely Sexy "The Housewives of Tijuana" Voted The Number One Reality Show In All of North America

The Extremely Sexy "The Housewives of Tijuana" Voted The Number One Reality Show In All of North America

TIJUANA, Mexico – (Satire News) – Mexico’s El Ole News Agency has just named “The Housewives of Tijuana” the numero uno (#1) reality show in the entire North American continent. According to El Ole, the show beat out such favorites as “The Guacam…

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Funny story: Three people injured as clown drives his clown car into crowd

Three people injured as clown drives his clown car into crowd

Hundreds of Torontonians braved the cold weather to celebrate the 166th anniversary of the infamous Toronto Clown Riot of 1855. Many came out dressed as clowns, some with plastic swords, baseball bats or boxing gloves. Others had faux black eyes, ban…

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Funny story: Donald Trump is Now Facing Federal Counterfeiting Charges

Donald Trump is Now Facing Federal Counterfeiting Charges

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – As if being a sexual predator, a racist, a liar, and basically a low-life, evil hate-mongering SOB isn't enough, word now coming from the Scandal Today News Agency is that Mr. Erectile Dysfunction Trump is being inv…

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Funny story: Trump Denies That He Bought Girlfriend Hope Hicks a House in The Hamptons

Trump Denies That He Bought Girlfriend Hope Hicks a House in The Hamptons

MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk has put out that DJT (Trump) recently purchased a home for his former chief adviser/girlfriend Hope Hicks in the ritzy-as-the-dickens the Hamptons. Trump, as usual used his same old excuse,…

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Funny story: Just Call Me Pruneface: 2nd In A Series

Just Call Me Pruneface: 2nd In A Series

BILLINGSGATE POST: Pruneface was a high-ranking Nazi saboteur working surreptitiously in the U.S. during the Second World War. His code-name was "Boche" (the French word for "German"). Although he looked like a prune, his deep wrinkles were the resu…

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Funny story: A 91-Year-Old Woman Caught At Chicago’s O’Hare Airport With 608 Fentanyl Pills In Her Granny Panties

A 91-Year-Old Woman Caught At Chicago’s O’Hare Airport With 608 Fentanyl Pills In Her Granny Panties

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Police Department reports that they have just arrested a woman who is 91-years-old. According to a CPD report the woman, identified as Bergina P. Eggyfoss, who is from Norway, and only speaks broken English wo…

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Funny story: Senator Lindsay Graham Insists He’s Not Gay – He’s Just Flamboyant-As-Hell

Senator Lindsay Graham Insists He’s Not Gay – He’s Just Flamboyant-As-Hell

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Ever since Lindsay Graham first came to D.C. there have been rumblings about his swishy walkie walkie manner. Nancy Pelosi once said that she had never, ever seen “Old Sissy Britches” as she pegged the fella from…

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Funny story: President Biden, VP Harris, and Dr. Fauci All Agree That Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump Is 100% Responsible For The Covid-19 Pandemic

President Biden, VP Harris, and Dr. Fauci All Agree That Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump Is 100% Responsible For The Covid-19 Pandemic

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The highly respected Alpha Beta News Agency has just reported that the president, the vice-president and the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases have just sent out a press briefing…

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