England’s Prime Minister Boris Johnson and America’s Racist Perv Donald Trump Tie For “The Ugliest Hairdo In The World”
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The 43rd Annual Hair Stylists of America held its yearly hairstyling convention in the Windy City. They had several seminars on the upcoming hair trends for 2022. One interesting trend is that in early 2022, men over 65,…
Read full storyIndia Decides To Turn The Taj Mahal Into a Gigantic Shopping Mall
BOMBAY, India – (World Satire) – India’s Sacred Cow News Agency is reporting that the country has decided to get with the modern times and it will be turning the famous pastel white marble mausoleum into an ultra modern shopping mall. The mall wil…
Read full storyAndrew Cuomo: Back in a Big Way?
Truly great politicians have a knack for overcoming adversity and rising to new heights. Just think of the resilience that men such as Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill demonstrated in bouncing back from misfortune to lead their countries throug…
Read full storyAdele and The The Raging Female Hormones Band To Perform At Super Bowl LVI (51)
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The NFL has just announced that the half-time performers at the 2022 Super Bowl, which will be held at SoFi Stadium in Inglewood, California, will be British singer Adele and the British rock group, The Raging Female…
Read full storySen. Joe Manchin: The Grinch Who Broke the Dow Before Christmas
The Capitol, Washington, D. C. How could one insignificant senator take all the joy out of Christmas? Easy! Joe Manchin of West Virginia did it with one interview on Fox News, telling the world he won't vote for the Build Back Better social infr…
Read full storyThe Bright Red State of Alabama Issues A Directive That Effective Immediately Only White, Caucasian Tourists Will Be Allowed Into The State
MOBILE, Alabama – (Satire News) – In a move that has many older folks revisiting those dreadfully racist days of the 50s and 60s, the state of Alabama (aka "The Banjo On My Knee State”) has just issued a directive that is about as racist as a skunk i…
Read full storyCeline Dion Down To 81 Pounds Insists She Is Not Anorexic
LAS VEGAS – (Entertainment Satire) – Close friends of songstress Celine Dion are extremely worried about her, as she has dipped down to a skinny-as-hell 81 pounds. A member of her Las Vegas band, who begged not to have his name released, said that…
Read full storyAn Independent Investigating Firm Finds That The Red State of Ohio Failed To Count 403,916 Votes For Dem Candidate Joe Biden
CLEVELAND – (Satire News) – The Honest Abe Private Investigating Firm based in Laredo, Texas, has just made an amazingly startling discovery. According to reporter Voodoo Dupree with the Press Extra News Agency, Ohio state voting officials, failed…
Read full storyOhio Man Creates Petition To Cancel Thousands of Double D Breasted Women on Tik-Tok for Causing Erection At Work
DAYTON, OH-Clint Smith, a Dayton Ohio manufacturing manager at Caltech Auto Parts, took a wild leap forward with cancel culture this week by writing up a petition to have 156,742 big breasted women kicked off Tik-Tok for causing him to get an erectio…
Read full storySen. Joe “The Pussy” Manchin Receives 2021’s “Spineless, Low-Life Asshole of The Year” Award
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper has just named West Virgina suckass senator, Joe Manchin as their “Spineless, Low-Life Asshole of The Year.” Each year the Daily Wind bestows this award on the nation’s most pathetic, piti…
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