Vladimir Putin’s New Tell-All Book Titled “I Was The Master–And Trump Was The Puppet” Is Flying Off The Book Shelves
MOSCOW – (Satire News) – Vodkavich, Russia’s national news agency is reporting that President Vladimir Putin’s tell-all book is flying off the shelves faster than the KGB biography, “We Are Watching You Peoples.” Vodkavich says that the book is on…
Read full storyMajor League Baseball, In An Amazing Announcement, Says That The 2022 World Series Will Be Played In Mexico City
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Major League Baseball Commissioner Rob “The Robster” Manfred has just informed the world-wide sports media of an astounding decision; never before done in the annals of sports. Manfred has stated that he has decid…
Read full storyHarry Maguire Perturbed By Lack Of Harry Maguire Stories
Manchester United and England defender, Harry Maguire, is reported to be 'deeply concerned' due to the lack of spoof news articles lampooning his footballing ability, looks, personality, and personal hygiene. Maguire, 28, told friends that he has…
Read full storyBritish Scientists Warn That The Largest Iceberg In History Will Hit Iceland
TOTTENHAM, England – (Satire News) – Scientists in England have just issued an extreme warning that one of the biggest icebergs in the history of mankind will soon break away from the North Pole and begin to drift southward. World renowned Tottenh…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene, AKA The Banshee Bitch, Is Thrilled That She Has A Brand New Boyfriend
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - GOPicky Magazine has just reported that the ugliest congresswoman in D.C. (i.e. Marjorie Taylor Greene) is as happy as a woodpecker in an Oregon lumber mill. MTG, who in the past has been the piece-of-ass girlfri…
Read full storyEngland and Cambodia Involved In a Crumpets For Bamboo Sticks Trade Deal
LONDON – (Satire News) – Reports filtering out of 10 Downing Street state that England and Cambodia have just agreed to one of the biggest trade deals in the history of trade deals. Prime Minister Boris Johnson informed the UK’s biggest news agenc…
Read full storyB.O. Plenty: He Had It All - 3rd In A Series
BILLINGSGATE POST: All of Dick Tracy’s villains had major character flaws. But it was the physical flaws that separated the men from the boys. B.O. Plenty had it all, but just mostly. Life was good for him. At an early age he distinguished himself…
Read full storyTwo Plain Canadian Sisters Win $83 Million In The Canadian National Lottery
MOOSE PENIS, Canada – (Satire News) – Two sisters from Vancouver, who have never, ever had a date, have just had their luck turned completely around. Willona and Papsina Giggenstick purchased a single lottery ticket at the Happy Harlot Sex Toy Sho…
Read full storyPiers Morgan and Simon Cowell Are Interested In Buying Manchester United
LONDON - (UK Satire) - Two of the richest and most popular residents of England are Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell. Tickety Boo News has just heard from a very reliable source inside Buckingham Palace that the two gentlemen have been talking about…
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