WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - GOPicky Magazine has just reported that the ugliest congresswoman in D.C. (i.e. Marjorie Taylor Greene) is as happy as a woodpecker in an Oregon lumber mill.
MTG, who in the past has been the piece-of-ass girlfriend of Matt Gaetz, Donald Trump, Jim Jordan, and most recently Mitch McConnell, says that her latest beau is a gynecologist from Osaka, Japan, named Dr. Hiromatsu Kawafawa, 29.
The 47-year-old butt-ugly Taylor Greene proudly says that she is Hiro’s cougar.
She adds that, since he is a gynecologist, he has already found 39 erogenous zones that no man; not Matt, Donald, Jim, or Mitch had found.
Meanwhile Nancy Pelosi still wants MTJ to be censured for being the nastiest, meanest, racist bitch to ever serve in congress.
