Tens of Thousands of Gays and Lesbians Are Being Moved From Great Britain To Canada
LIVERPOOL, England – (UK Satire) – Liverpool’s Channel 92 Eye-Wittnesser News has reported that Canada is truly upset at the fact that the British government will be relocating tens of thousands of Gays and Lesbians from England to Canada. A repre…
Read full storyThe Latest Reality Show Is “The Sing Sing Prison Jailbirds” Starring The Trump Family
OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – Buzz Fuzz is reporting that the newest reality show on cable TV is “The Sing Sing Prison Jailbirds” which stars Trump family members Donald “The Pussy Grabber,” Ivanka “The Giraffe,” Eric “The Dumbass,” and Jared…
Read full storyTexas Governor Hospitalized After Self-Inflicted Injuries
Austin, Texas - Texas Republican Governor Greg Abbott was taken today by ambulance to Dell Seton Medical Center with what appeared to be injuries to his face, head, and neck. “The governor’s injuries appear to be self-inflicted,” said Dr. Edward…
Read full storyLed Zeppelin Sues Blues Singer
New York, NY - The three surviving members of Led Zeppelin have sued the estate of a late blues singer/songwriter. The iconic band alleges that Big Elmer Jordan failed to write a blues song they could steal. Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, and John Paul…
Read full storyMount Everest Isn’t The Highest Mountain On Earth?
With Covid, Delta, Omicron, climate change, Trump's constant shell game, Trump cronies thumbing their nose at subpoenas, James Bond dying, one has to believe that there's one solid constant in this world that will not change, is solid as gravity, and…
Read full storyMost of The Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders Are Out With The Corn Husk Flu
KANSAS CITY – (Sports Satire) – Reports coming out of Missouri are stating that the entire KC Chiefs cheerleading squad was tested for a flu-like ailment. Team Doctor Willard F. Sillowax, said that after conducting throat tests, ear tests, Rorscha…
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