LONDON – (English Satire) – The United Kingdom’s The Bee’s Knees News Agency is reporting that Boris Johnson’s new book titled “Donald Trump Sux The Big One and Dozens And Dozens of Other True Statements About The Orange Complected Whore Mongering Shit Head" has just become the #1 best seller in the U.K., Peru, Mozambique, and Macadamia.
Bee's News senior reporter Birmingham Cribworthy, points out that Johnson refers to the Trumptard as the sickest, vilest, most despicable pussy grabber in the history of pussy grabbers.
Johnson reveals how back in 2018, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, after putting away a six pack of Estella Artois beer, showed him half a dozen nude photos of his then girlfriend Stormy Daniels.
He pointed out that DJT had actually shown him a very intimate photo with the initials “SD” tattoed on his scrotum.
SIDENOTE: The prime minister considers the Nazi-loving, lie spewing, hateful SOB to be the most racist asshole ever.
