Montana Is Rounding Up Its Entire Skunk Population and Will Release Them Into Canada
BEAVER DAM, Montana – (Satire News) – The Montana Department of Varmints has issued an emergency declaration, declaring that the skunk population has ballooned to astronomical proportions. MDV spokeswoman, Wilma P. Fiffy, who has been legally sepa…
Read full storyA Man With A Gigantic Forehead Rents It Out As A Human Billboard
ROTTEN PEACHES, Georgia – (Satire News) – McDonalds assistant manager Roger Frommowitz has always had an unusually gigantic forehead. He said that when he was born, two of the delivery room nurses fainted when they saw the enormous size of his for…
Read full storyFormer Attorney General Jeff Sessions Is Now Working As A Walmart Greeter
CHICKEN DUMPLINGS, Alabama – (Satire News) – The man who served as the Trumptard’s attorney general from 2017 to 2018 is today working as a greeter at a Walmart in the town of Chicken Dumplings. Jeff Sessions who will soon turn 75, said that he to…
Read full storyA Massive Lady Bug Invasion Hits Texas
WACO, Texas – (Satire News) – Throughout the years, the state of Texas has seen many different types of insect invasions; including the Dreaded Canadian Cicada Invasion of 1959, the Infamous Costa Rican Cricket Invasion of 1993, the Horrendous Missis…
Read full storyThe North Dakota Senate Votes To Revert To The State’s Original Name
FARGO, North Dakota – (Satire News) – The North Dakota Senate voted 77 to 23 to change the name that has been in existence for 132 years. State historian Burgess Biscuit, 63, stated that the state was originally named Upper Dakota, but it was chan…
Read full storyIllegal Tweets From Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump
Mar-a-Lago - (Satire News) - 2:45 am TWEET 1. I don’t care what Biden, Harris, Pelosi, Shumer, and Lemon say, I won the election fair and square. [2:45 am] TWEET 2. For the last time, I have never boinked that horrendously ugly whore Marjorie T…
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