Funny story: Doctor Convinces Drug Users To Allow Him To Put Steroids In Their Methamphetamine

Doctor Convinces Drug Users To Allow Him To Put Steroids In Their Methamphetamine

A Grand Rapids, Michigan Doctor, Darren Strong, who is a diligent and compassionate practitioner has convinced his local drug addicts to allow him to inject anabolic steroids into their methamphetamine. He injected the steroids with a sledge hammer.

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Funny story: George W Endorses Kanye West

George W Endorses Kanye West

Former president George W Bush (“W”) has surprisingly endorsed Kanye West for president. In a lengthy interview, the 43rd president explained his logic. W, as he’s known, can be a bit long-winded, so we will begin with his thoughts on Biden and cov…

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Funny story: New Orleans Rapper LaQuanda Missy Miss Ho Ho is Arrested For Showing Her Breasts at a Concert in Boston

New Orleans Rapper LaQuanda Missy Miss Ho Ho is Arrested For Showing Her Breasts at a Concert in Boston

BOSTON – (Music Satire) - The female rapper that Snoop Dogg and Drake have both called the sexiest black rappin’ gal in the US of A was taken into custody at The Mrs. Paul Revere Convention Center. A reporter for Afro Sheen Magazine, stated that j…

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Funny story: Species misappropriation - what next a small man in a R2D2 tin can?

Species misappropriation - what next a small man in a R2D2 tin can?

In a galaxy far, far away, at an industrial tribunal, actor/director Zirkoxx TribbleQ is being sued by the estate of the late Lieutenant Spock for species misappropriation. “The is not remake of ‘that’ crass TV series from planet Earth,” said Zir…

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Funny story: Kamala Harris Promises To Teach Joe How To Sit Down To Pee

Kamala Harris Promises To Teach Joe How To Sit Down To Pee

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since the Day of the Jackal has anything been so wacko. With Sniffin’ Joe’s promise to nominate a woman of color for VP, Kamala Harris qualified by being semi-black and because she sits down to pee. But even that might be con…

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Funny story: Easyjet Join The Space Race

Easyjet Join The Space Race

First there was Elon Musk's SpaceX. Then there was Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic. In third place came Amazon primate Jeff Bezos’s Blue Origin. All three companies are vying to become the first commercial space ventures in order to 'maintain a com…

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Funny story: Kanye West has seen the future and it's box girder

Kanye West has seen the future and it's box girder

Rapper producer Kanye West has, dramatically, gone rogue on his music career, his religion and, sadly his, marriage to Kim Kardashian. However, he has found a sudden burst of energy and enthusiasm through another means: designing box girder bridges.

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Funny story: Ryanair Flight In Emergency Landing

Ryanair Flight In Emergency Landing

An Ryanair flight leaving John Lennon Airport in Liverpool had to make an emergency U-Turn after takeoff when an engine cover fell off the plane. Passenger Mike Rashedplain told us, "We'd been flying for about ten minutes. There's the usual rattl…

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Funny story: Dutch police discover 'Breaking Bad' kitchen in Kindergarten!

Dutch police discover 'Breaking Bad' kitchen in Kindergarten!

No cooks called 'Walter' or 'Jesse Pink' required in this Dutch kitchen, just plain old Yolanda, and her team of kiddie carers, cooking up a treat for local Turkish, Moroccan and Dutch drug cartels! In the middle of a Dutch rural town called, Cule…

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway and Kayleigh McEnany Beg The President to Please, Please, Please Not Call Kamala Harris the “N” Word

Kellyanne Conway and Kayleigh McEnany Beg The President to Please, Please, Please Not Call Kamala Harris the “N” Word

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - Several news outlets are reporting that as soon as Kellyanne Conway and Kayleigh McEnany heard that Joe Biden had picked Kamala Harris to be his running mate, they both exclaimed “Damnit!” Both women quickly…

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Funny story: China Wants To Buy The Statue of Liberty

China Wants To Buy The Statue of Liberty

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Spoof News) - President Trump told Fox News that he received a call from the Chinese leader Xi Jinping. He said that after the two argued for about 22 minutes, about the China Virus vs the Coronavirus, the two agreed to disagre…

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Funny story: Joe Biden Picks Kamala Harris as His V.P. Choice and She Can Hardly Wait To Start Kicking Trump’s Ass

Joe Biden Picks Kamala Harris as His V.P. Choice and She Can Hardly Wait To Start Kicking Trump’s Ass

WILMINGTON, Delaware – (Satire News) - Former Vice-President Joe Biden knows a thing or two about vice-presidents, and he has just picked what many are hailing as the best possible choice he could have made. Kamala Harris is a sweet woman, but whe…

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Funny story: Kamala Harris Says She Received a Very Interesting Text From None Other That Stormy Daniels

Kamala Harris Says She Received a Very Interesting Text From None Other That Stormy Daniels

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) - Joe Biden told CBS News that he is extremely proud of his brand new running mate Kamala Harris. The veteran politician from California is really and truly liked, because unlike Trump, lying isn’t one of her necessa…

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Funny story: Joe Biden Says He’s As Happy as a Rooster With 3 Peckers

Joe Biden Says He’s As Happy as a Rooster With 3 Peckers

WILMINGTON, Delaware – (Satire News) - Anderson Cooper was one of the first to talk to Joe Biden, right after he announced that he had picked Kamala Harris to be is running mate. Cooper remarked that he had never seen him so full of joy, energy, a…

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Funny story: Bettman Announces Stanley Cup Playoff Games can End in a Shootout

Bettman Announces Stanley Cup Playoff Games can End in a Shootout

TORONTO - (sports satire) - Due to increased stress, anxiety and high blood pressure rates caused by Game 1 of the Blue Jackets - Lightning series, NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman announced that all future Stanley Cup Playoff games can end in a shootou…

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Funny story: Kamala Harris Selects Elizabeth Warren for Vice-Vice-President

Kamala Harris Selects Elizabeth Warren for Vice-Vice-President

(Washington) – Senator Kamala Harris, fresh from being selected as the Vice-Presidential running mate of Joe Biden, has herself selected Elizabeth Warren as her running mate. The often-overlooked position of Vice-Vice-President is critical should…

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