Funny story: Faulty Product Warning From Rubber Johnny Company

Faulty Product Warning From Rubber Johnny Company

A company that manufactures and sells huge quantities of contraceptives, has issued an online warning about several batches of its product which were illegally manufactured by a rival company, and may be somewhat unreliable. The advert, which can…

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Funny story: Christmas For Putin From Donald Trump

Christmas For Putin From Donald Trump

Similar to the Mel Brooks song Springtime For Hitler, Donald Trump is singing Christmas For Putin, by withdrawing 12,000 US troops from Germany, stationed there as part of the NATO Alliance. NATO, forever a pain in the neck for Putin, sort of prevent…

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Funny story: Harry and Meghan publish cookbook

Harry and Meghan publish cookbook

Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, and his wife Meghan 'The Duchess' Markle have begun their independent life by publishing a cookbook. His Royal Highness said, "We wanted to begin to live under our own steam, and we felt that this was a brilliant way…

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Funny story: GOP to Stream Convention on Tik Tok

GOP to Stream Convention on Tik Tok

(Washington) - Republican Party Chariwoman Ronna McDaniel announced, today, that the 2020 GOP Convention will be hosted on social media site, Tik Tok. After being turned away from North Carolina, and with Florida in the middle of Covid-19 spikes, the…

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Funny story: Under Pressure in U.S., TikTok Announces Plan to Remove Indecent Videos Including "Dictator Sword Dance"

Under Pressure in U.S., TikTok Announces Plan to Remove Indecent Videos Including "Dictator Sword Dance"

Washington - After U.S. President Donald Trump announced that he would unilaterally ban Chinese company TikTok from doing business in the United States, the company announced measures to respond to the threat. Included in the response will be effor…

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Funny story: Radical Treatment Used On Tiny Baby

Radical Treatment Used On Tiny Baby

A newborn baby boy who won't stop crying and who was examined by a person totally unqualified to do so, was pronounced to be suffering from a pain in his mouth, whereupon a radical - but regularly-used- system of treatment was begun. Zee-gar-see,…

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Funny story: Spoof writer now has more than 2 million points!

Spoof writer now has more than 2 million points!

A writer who frequently contributes to a satirical news and parody website is reported to be overjoyed at the news tonight that he has accumulated in excess of two million points during his thirteen years of contributing. "That's not bad, consider…

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Funny story: Lockdown to be enforced on alternate days

Lockdown to be enforced on alternate days

The on-off on-off lockdown put in place by the government due to the Coronavirus is set to be scheduled for yet another change, according to reports coming out of Downing Street this morning. All but 'essential workers' were told to "baton down th…

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Funny story: Composer of modern music now just throwing the cement mixer down the stairs

Composer of modern music now just throwing the cement mixer down the stairs

Local boffin, eccentric and all-round esoteric being Ronald Downing, 59, has begun work on his latest magnum opus, combining both music and sound production with a strenuous physical workout. 'Flying the Cement Mixer' is a work that will use sampl…

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Funny story: FBI Releases KKK Surveillance Blooper Video

FBI Releases KKK Surveillance Blooper Video

This morning, the FBI has released a video compiling some of the wackiest bloopers from their surveillance of the Ku Klux Klan. Highlights include Grand Dragon Willis “Scooter” Russell tripping on his robe, the Klan mistakenly burning a cross on t…

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Funny story: Man just saying hello to everyone now

Man just saying hello to everyone now

Man about town Stanley Bridgewater is just saying hello to everyone these days. The sprightly beard-wearer has decided on a significant life change. 'It was just something I have noticed over the last few days,' said Stanley, 'but with hats, sungl…

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Funny story: Biden Picks Mike Pence as Running Mate

Biden Picks Mike Pence as Running Mate

After months of speculation, the Democratic nominee for President has selected current Vice President Mike Pence as his running mate. “While our nation is bitterly divided, the one thing we can all agree on is that Mike Pence has done a bang-up j…

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Funny story: Mini-Wacken-Metal-Festival in your backgarden means 'metal-head-banging-nutters' don't give a crap about Corona!

Mini-Wacken-Metal-Festival in your backgarden means 'metal-head-banging-nutters' don't give a crap about Corona!

(UNEDITED) Corona postponements have given new life to a hordes of Heavy Metal Head Bangers desperate to bang their heads in anyway possible, including holding mini-versions of the German Wacken Metal Festival, largest on the planet, in neighbours'…

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Funny story: Radio 1 - 53 years of more of the same

Radio 1 - 53 years of more of the same

Next month sees the iconic radio station's 53rd year. First broadcasting on 30th September 1967 it all started so promisingly. Born out of a decade of youth rebellion, psychedelia and pirate radio, the first complete pop tune to be broadcast was The…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez To Record An Album With Hip Hop Artist Snoop Dogg and Rapper Black Kitty Meow Meow

Jennifer Lopez To Record An Album With Hip Hop Artist Snoop Dogg and Rapper Black Kitty Meow Meow

NEW YORK CITY – (Music Satire) - J.Lo, at 51, looks a lot sexier, sensuous, and erotic than women half her age. She recently told CNN’s Brooke Baldwin that she keeps fit by drinking 22 eight-ounce glasses of water a day, and eating nothing but die…

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Funny story: Katy Perry Says That She Has Decided to Deliver Her Own Baby

Katy Perry Says That She Has Decided to Deliver Her Own Baby

HOLLYWOOD – (Spoof News) - Katy Perry recently told USA Today, that she had no idea that she was going to gain so much weight during her pregnancy. When asked how much she has gained, she replied that she did not want to give out the number, but i…

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Funny story: Kanye West Flunks An IQ Test

Kanye West Flunks An IQ Test

LOS ANGELES – (Celebrity Satire) - First he says he’s running for president. Then he says he’d rather be governor of California because of the short commute. And now Kanye “The Pest” West has just said that he wants to take over Tucker Carlson’s s…

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Funny story: MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred Says That the Week-Old Baseball Season Could Be Striking Out Pretty Soon

MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred Says That the Week-Old Baseball Season Could Be Striking Out Pretty Soon

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - MLB Commissioner Rob “The Man” Manfred says that he has been catching hell from a lot of people regarding the baseball season. He explained to sports reporters that none of the players are adhering to the no high-…

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Funny story: Marvel’s New Captain America is Black

Marvel’s New Captain America is Black

HOLLYWOOD – (Movie Satire) - The latest actor to portray the Marvel superhero Captain America is Anthony “The Bro” Mackie, who just happens to be black. He recently spoke with Howard Stern, and expressed how thrilled he was at the fact that he had…

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Funny story: NBA Hall of Famer Magic Johnson Says Sports Needs More Black Owners

NBA Hall of Famer Magic Johnson Says Sports Needs More Black Owners

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) - Magic Johnson, one of the greatest players to ever dribble a basketball, says that diversity has to start with having more black sports team owners. He told ESPN-4, that we definitely have more than our share of bla…

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Funny story: People Are Lining Up To Help Mitch McConnell Pack

People Are Lining Up To Help Mitch McConnell Pack

Americans are signing up at gas stations, grocery stores, airports, off-road, barns, on the internet, everywhere, volunteering to help Mitch McConnell pack up after he loses the November 3, election. Then he'll take his final trip back to his old Ken…

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Funny story: Referee Denies Being Whistleblower

Referee Denies Being Whistleblower

A top football referee at the centre of a raging controversy about 'biased officiating' at a top Championship play-off match has denied being a whistleblower. Alan Gust, who has been on the Football League Referees Register for donkeys' years, is…

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