Funny story: Man Not Worried About Coronavirus, As Nostradamus Didn't Predict It

Man Not Worried About Coronavirus, As Nostradamus Didn't Predict It

A man who is a firm believer in the powerful and perceptive mind and prophecies of the 16th century astrologer Nostradamus, says he isn't too concerned about the Coronavirus pandemic, because the Frenchman didn't mention it. Moys Kenwood, 57, has…

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Funny story: Man Was Misled Over Girl's Injuries

Man Was Misled Over Girl's Injuries

When a relative is involved in a motorcycle accident, the first thing that you want to know is how serious the person is injured, and whether or not he or she is going to be OK. That's exactly what happened when Moys Kenwood's wife was told by her…

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Funny story: So Long, Suckers! International Space Station Warps Out of Orbit For The Final Frontier

So Long, Suckers! International Space Station Warps Out of Orbit For The Final Frontier

In a surprising display of secret technology and a big round of raspberries directed at the people of the Earth, the International Space Station warped out of orbit. How, you may ask, could a mere tin-can space station break orbit and travel into de…

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Funny story: The Vaccine is Ready but it is Not Minority-Friendly

The Vaccine is Ready but it is Not Minority-Friendly

While thousands die from the Coronavirus by the hour, the pharma giant Big Pill is unable to release the Covid vaccine to the market. Their vaccine has successfully passed all phases of human testing. Apparently, one Director on their board is refusi…

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Funny story: I'm A Celebrity being moved to Glasgow

I'm A Celebrity being moved to Glasgow

Due to Melbourne and other Australian cities shutting down, and state-wide restrictions because of a second wave of coronavirus, ITV has decided to relocate this year's 'I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here' to a council estate in the Gorbals. "We…

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Funny story: Farting now socially acceptable due to social distancing!

Farting now socially acceptable due to social distancing!

(UNEDITED) It matters not if 2 metres or 1.5 metres, a once socially unacceptable habit has now become acceptable in restaurants, pubs, cafes, etc; farting! Before corona, if people felt discomfort forming due to combustible build ups in the belly…

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Funny story: Mensa Accept President Trump

Mensa Accept President Trump

President Donald Trump, so long a target for people who have called him everything from a fool to a moron - and most things in-between - is now set to make his detractors eat their words, after he announced in a Twitter tweet last night, that he has…

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Funny story: Liverpool woman finds garden lawn vanished overnight

Liverpool woman finds garden lawn vanished overnight

A woman was left in disbelief after she woke up to find her garden lawn had disappeared. Mrs. Gladys Hairdye, from Fazakerly, said, "My lad went into the garden this morning, and he said: 'What's happened to the turf?'" An entire lawn's-worth o…

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Funny story: Popular Porn Star Ariana Marie Has Decided To Run For Governor of Texas

Popular Porn Star Ariana Marie Has Decided To Run For Governor of Texas

DALLAS – (Satire News) - One of the pornographic world's most popular actresses has decided that she is throwing her 38-DD bra into the ring. Ariana Marie has starred in such epic porn movies as “Gang Bangin' Up In Bangor”, “The Bikini Line Tattoo…

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Funny story: A Popular Florida Beach Has Been Evacuated After Jellyfish Test Positive For The Coronavirus

A Popular Florida Beach Has Been Evacuated After Jellyfish Test Positive For The Coronavirus

MRS. PONCE DE LEON BEACH, Florida – (Funny News) - City officials in this popular ocean beach town say that tourists and local residents have all evacuated the beach. A spokesman for the city stated that health experts tested a total of 63 jellyfi…

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Funny story: Trump Says He Will Do Away With The Presidential Election and Just Declare Himself King

Trump Says He Will Do Away With The Presidential Election and Just Declare Himself King

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Presidential Spoof) - The President told his chief adviser, Kellyanne Conway, that he is sick and tired of hearing about how low his popularity numbers are. The Washington Post reported that lots of people are complaining that…

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Funny story: NASCAR’s Richard Petty Motorsports Offers Black Driver Bubba Wallace Part Ownership in The Company

NASCAR’s Richard Petty Motorsports Offers Black Driver Bubba Wallace Part Ownership in The Company

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – (Sports Satire) - One of the greatest NASCAR auto racers of all time, Richard Petty, has just told Bubba Wallace that he wants him to stay put in the #43 race car. Wallace’s contract is due to expire soon, and Petty wants…

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Funny story: A Saudi Arabian Camel Breeder Says He’s Had His Gay Camel Up on eBay For Two Weeks

A Saudi Arabian Camel Breeder Says He’s Had His Gay Camel Up on eBay For Two Weeks

AL DUWADIMI, Saudi Arabia – (Funny News) - Abdul Abbas Aladdin, spoke to a local Saudi reporter, and said that, due to the Coronavirus, he has not been able to go to work. He is a camel breeder by trade, but he has been moonlighting as a sandbag…

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Funny story: The Captain of Air Force One Confesses He Let President Trump Fly The Plane From Washington D.C. to Mar-a-Lago

The Captain of Air Force One Confesses He Let President Trump Fly The Plane From Washington D.C. to Mar-a-Lago

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - Air Force One Captain Angus P. Pellakowski has admitted that he violated Air Force One policy by allowing an unqualified individual to fly the presidential plane. POTUS ended up flying Air Force One From Washington…

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