Funny story: Dr. Dre To Release New Album With Rap And Hip-Hop Allstars

Dr. Dre To Release New Album With Rap And Hip-Hop Allstars

Not a man to sit on the fence and muse for very long, one of rap's biggest stars, Dr. Dre, has gone into the studio to record a new album that will feature some of his old associates, but also some new names on the scene. Dre, real name Andre Youn…

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Funny story: Americans Keep Mistaking President Higgins for a Leprechaun

Americans Keep Mistaking President Higgins for a Leprechaun

During a morning press conference, President Michael D. Higgins stated that American tourists visiting Ireland keep mistaking him for a leprechaun. Higgins went on to state that, when Americans take tours of Áras an Uachtaráin, they often go up t…

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Funny story: Political Prophet Allan Lickman Predicts Kanye West Victory

Political Prophet Allan Lickman Predicts Kanye West Victory

Political prophet Allan Lickman, PhD, has correctly predicted every presidential election since 1984, and has a surprising prediction for 2020. He predicts that Kanye West will crush all opposition in the upcoming election, and win with a landsli…

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Funny story: Preston Is Full Of Granny-Killers

Preston Is Full Of Granny-Killers

In the last couple of days the town of Preston has become the latest to lock down due to an increase in Covid-19 cases. Mike Offsworse, councillor at Preston City Council, said it was " ... alarming to see that the under-30s are contracting it at…

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Funny story: President Kanye West?

President Kanye West?

Nothing can reveal Donald Trump’s desperation more, besides shutting down the U.S. Postal system, bad-mouthing Mail-in voting, screaming that Joe Biden did something nefarious in Ukraine, etc. than setting up Kanye West as a candidate for president.

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Funny story: Joe Biden Announces Donald Trump as Running Mate.

Joe Biden Announces Donald Trump as Running Mate.

Today, former VP and de-facto Democrat nominee Joe Biden has announced that President Donald Trump will be his running mate for the 2020 Presidential Election. VP Joe Biden gave a press conference this morning, and was quoted as saying: "The peopl…

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Funny story: Election Poll Shows Trump And Biden Now Neck-And-Neck

Election Poll Shows Trump And Biden Now Neck-And-Neck

The 2020 US presidential election campaign is shaping up to be a controversial affair with a potentially dramatic ending, after the results of the latest poll showed that the two protagonists, Donald Trump and Joe Biden, were neck-and-neck with hardl…

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Funny story: Smelly Passenger Forces Plane Into Luton

Smelly Passenger Forces Plane Into Luton

An Air Belgium plane from Belgium was forced to make an emergency landing at Luton airport this morning after a passenger’s body odour was so bad that other passengers were 'vomiting and fainting'. "It was terrible," Lionel Overdapless, one passen…

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Funny story: Abandoned Reality Show contestants found in New Forest

Abandoned Reality Show contestants found in New Forest

It's the show that nobody remembers. Six years ago, ITV decided to try a summer version of 'I'm A Celebrity', traditionally shown in November. The show was called 'Little Known Semi-Celebrities Lost In The Forest'. The idea was to drop Z-liste…

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Funny story: And Another Thing - I’m Angry

And Another Thing - I’m Angry

A man, who is usually in a permanent state of pre-heart attack incandescent rage, suddenly found he was conflicted as he felt calm and relaxed, which confused and annoyed him, but only slightly. “I’m usually bitter and twisted with a huge chip on…

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Funny story: Evidence mounts that police only catch the idiots or stupid ones - sometimes they are the same.

Evidence mounts that police only catch the idiots or stupid ones - sometimes they are the same.

At Swindon magistrates court today, PC Harverson gave evidence he’d stopped Mr Brendan O’Lox driving his car to inform him his lights weren’t working. “The defendant said, ‘Thanks, but it’s not my car. I’ve just stolen it. Can I get the lights fix…

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Funny story: Brit beaches too small for sun-seeking Brits, so Ryanair are offering cheap flights to Dubai!

Brit beaches too small for sun-seeking Brits, so Ryanair are offering cheap flights to Dubai!

(UNEDITED) After being warned about keeping social-distancing, Brit sun-starved punters headed for over-crowded UK beaches during the heatwave ignoring all warnings. However, Ryanair chief exec, Michael O'Leary, superb entrepreneur, spotted a possib…

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Funny story: A Leading Seismologist Predicts That a Gigantic Tsunami Will Probably Hit Malibu Beach in July of 2021

A Leading Seismologist Predicts That a Gigantic Tsunami Will Probably Hit Malibu Beach in July of 2021

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) - One of the state’s leading seismologists is predicting that a huge tsunami could hit Malibu Beach in May of 2021. Gavin Stravinsky has successfully predicted tsunamis in the Philippines, New Zealand, at the South Pole…

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Funny story: The U.S. Postal Service Says That Their Forever Stamps Are No Longer Forever

The U.S. Postal Service Says That Their Forever Stamps Are No Longer Forever

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The United States Postal Service wants to inform the American people that their “Forever Stamps”, which were priced at 55 cents, or $11 for a book of 20, have now changed. The USPS regrets that they are having to…

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Funny story: The American Taxpayers Are Furious That Trump University Has Received a $73 Million Government Bailout

The American Taxpayers Are Furious That Trump University Has Received a $73 Million Government Bailout

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - The American taxpayers are up in arms over the fact that Trump University has received a $73 million government bailout. Press secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 32, says that the bailout is perfectly legal, and the only…

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Funny story: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Wants To Purchase The New England Patriots

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Wants To Purchase The New England Patriots

BOSTON – (Sports Satire) - Dwayne Johnson recently met with the owner of the New England Patriots, Robert Kraft, and the two talked about wrestling, movie-making, and the 79-year-old Kraft’s penchant for much younger women; women who many refer to as…

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Funny story: The Sturgis Motorcycle Rally Roars Into South Dakota

The Sturgis Motorcycle Rally Roars Into South Dakota

STURGIS, South Dakota – (Satire News) - The biggest coming-together of bikers anywhere in the world has just hit the tiny, little town of Sturgis, South Dakota. The local newspaper reported that the town is so small, that the stop signs are made o…

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Funny story: Milwaukee's Miller Park Named The Ugliest Stadium in All of Major League Baseball

Milwaukee's Miller Park Named The Ugliest Stadium in All of Major League Baseball

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - In an effort to try and get away a bit from the constant Coronavirus pandemic talk, the Sports Bet Gazette has just named baseball’s ugliest stadium. And the dubious award goes to Miller Park, home of the Milwauke…

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Funny story: Duckworth, Harris Or Rice For Vice President?

Duckworth, Harris Or Rice For Vice President?

Yes indeed! Tammy Duckworth, Kamala Harris, and Susan Rice would each bring power and distinction to the office of the Vice President. One newscaster opined that Kamala Harris could chew up and spit out Mike Pence in any debate. True of Susan Rice an…

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Funny story: Man Says His Back Garden Looks Like Glastonbury

Man Says His Back Garden Looks Like Glastonbury

After a wild afternoon and evening of incessant torrential rain yesterday, there was a horrible surprise in store for one man when he woke up this morning and looked out of his window to find that his back garden looked a little bit like Glastonbury.

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Funny story: Wood Chuck Chucks Wood For Chuck Chockley, Wood Scientist

Wood Chuck Chucks Wood For Chuck Chockley, Wood Scientist

For centuries, a mystery has plagued mankind unlike any other mystery.  The mystery of 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?' And now, we may have an answer! Intrepid scientist, Chuck Chockley, a specialist in…

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