Funny story: COVID-18 Cured

COVID-18 Cured

(Atlanta) – The Center for Disease Control, in conjunction with Omega Labs, have announced a cure for COVID-18. The virus that first appeared in 2018 in downtown Omaha, Nebraska and spread all the way to Council Bluffs, Iowa appears to be defeated.

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Funny story: Voter Suppression By Sleeping, Snoring U.S. Mail

Voter Suppression By Sleeping, Snoring U.S. Mail

If you don’t want something done, put a sap in charge. You don’t hire a sap to work at NASA. Same at SpaceX. Somehow, a sap got into Boeing and the 737 was produced. Ever notice how the royal family of Great Britain just keeps rolling along with…

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Funny story: Pilot Removed From Aircraft After Being Found Drunk

Pilot Removed From Aircraft After Being Found Drunk

Heathrow staff were shocked to see a pilot being forcibly removed from a flight earlier on today. Police were called when passengers complained that the man, wearing his pilot's uniform, was 'visibly, vomitingly drunk'. He has been named as Seamus…

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Funny story: Another Mickey Mouse Executive Order By Donald Trump

Another Mickey Mouse Executive Order By Donald Trump

Donald Trump says Mail-in voting is corrupt, children are going to steal ballots, and who knows what the Mexicans and African Americans and Muslims and Democrats and crooked Hillary Clinton are going to do with those ballots. “You saw what crazy…

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Funny story: Writer of pap has go-to list of celebs to complete his daily quota

Writer of pap has go-to list of celebs to complete his daily quota

A writer on a satirical news and parody website has admitted that he sometimes finds it challenging to find topics to write about, and that, when this happens, he has a go-to selection of celebrities to save the day. The writer, a frequent contrib…

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Funny story: Time Travel Awards

Time Travel Awards

The New Scientist magazine has published details of a 'Time Travel' competition, open to anyone resident in the UK. They write: There's much more to time travel than killing Hitler and accidentally causing the end times. As such, we're postponing…

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Funny story: The Technobreak is real, it’s tangible, but should be available as an app soon

The Technobreak is real, it’s tangible, but should be available as an app soon

Residents of Swindon, seeing the benefits of not engaging with social media, ‘Technobreaking’, are currently the hottest trending subject - not that residents of Swindon are aware of it. Relationship counsellor Angel Elphinstone has been telling c…

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Funny story: Manchester United meltdown as they actually announce buying a player after 6 months wrangling!

Manchester United meltdown as they actually announce buying a player after 6 months wrangling!

(UNEDITED) Liverpool FC, Manchester City, Arsenal, Chelsea, all manage to get their transfer deals over the line rapidly. Manchester United, are totally the opposite; wrangling, punching, in-fighting, and last minute panic deals describe the United m…

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Funny story: Anti-lockdown literature regulations are harsh but necessary

Anti-lockdown literature regulations are harsh but necessary

The writer Brenda O’Lox is being hunted after breaching government anti-lockdown literature regulations. Her online story, ‘I haven’t seen anyone in three months, and also my Rabbit’s batteries are dead’, was regarded as ‘too earnest’. ‘If the sto…

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Funny story: America's ranking jumps in Math Aptitude Test

America's ranking jumps in Math Aptitude Test

The United States has always been the home of gifted mathematicians. The outstanding contribution of our math teachers is visible at the very top. Our presidential swearing-in crowds have never been bigger, or the presidential approval ratings ever h…

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Funny story: Ariana Grande Addresses Those Ever-Persistent Marriage Rumors

Ariana Grande Addresses Those Ever-Persistent Marriage Rumors

MANHATTAN – (Celebrity Satire) - Ariana Grande, the pint-sized singing dynamo, has informed the entertainment media that, contrary to what White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany said, she and her boyfriend did not get married in Nuevo Laredo, M…

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Funny story: A 4.9 Magnitude Earthquake Strikes Vermont

A 4.9 Magnitude Earthquake Strikes Vermont

MONTPELIER, Vermont – (Spoof News) - The tiny New England state of Vermont was rocked by an earthquake that measured 4.9 on the Richter scale. Reports from state agencies say that no one was injured, but there is one hell of a mess all over the p…

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Funny story: Kanye West Says That He Has Received 793,702 Threats Since He Announced He's Running for President

Kanye West Says That He Has Received 793,702 Threats Since He Announced He's Running for President

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) Kanye West, the self-proclaimed greatest American performer, told a reporter for USA Today that, since announcing his candidacy for the highest office in the land, he has received close to 800,000 threats. He pointed out…

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Funny story: The Houston Astros and The Oakland A’s Brawl Could End Up Getting Each Team Hit with a $1 Million Fine

The Houston Astros and The Oakland A’s Brawl Could End Up Getting Each Team Hit with a $1 Million Fine

OAKLAND – (Sports Satire) - It appears that, lately, anytime that there is a bench-clearing incident, chances are the Astros are one of the two participating teams. One sports writer from Tijuana, Mexico, wrote that the Astros seem to draw controv…

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Funny story: President Trump Wants To Add His Likeness To Mount Rushmore

President Trump Wants To Add His Likeness To Mount Rushmore

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - President Trump recently met with Kellyanne Conway and Eric Trump about possibly having his likeness added to Mount Rushmore. Kellyanne stated that she could not think of a more deserving individual. Eric replie…

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Funny story: Golden State Warriors Fans Are Depressed at The Teams Dismal (15-50) Record

Golden State Warriors Fans Are Depressed at The Teams Dismal (15-50) Record

SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) - Word coming out of the West Coast is that Golden State fans are starting to abandon their Warriors team like deer running from an erupting volcano. The Warriors own the worst record in the entire 30-team NBA.

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Funny story: Trump Runs Out Of News Conference

Trump Runs Out Of News Conference

Asked by a reporter at a press conference, why he keeps lying about a Veteran’s Choice measure that he claimed to have originated, Donald Trump turned deer in the headlights, then waved the reporters adios, and fled. He did, however, manage to say…

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Funny story: Man Couldn't Stop Yawning

Man Couldn't Stop Yawning

We've all experienced it - that sense of overwhelming tiredness, complete and utter exhaustion, and a feeling that one is on one's last legs, and that was precisely the case for one man last night when, try as he might, he just couldn't stop yawning.

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Funny story: Simon Cowell's Back!

Simon Cowell's Back!

There was good news for British fans of the music entrepreneur Simon Cowell last night, after the Los Angeles-based host of The X-Factor and Britain's Got Talent revealed he is fed up of life in the US, and is 'getting on his bike' to return to the U…

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