The Republican National Convention Will Feature Kid Rock, Diamond and Silk, and the Trumpapalooza Ass Kickin’Band

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Wednesday, 19 August 2020

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Kid Rock recently said that he likes Trump so much that in 2016, he voted for him three times.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - The RNC has just released the names of some of the people and performers who will be at the Republican National Convention.

Spokeswoman Birdie Custardtree, 58, said that the featured performer will be Kid Rock, who says that he loves Trump so much, that he is beginning to wonder if he may be a wee bit on the gayish side.

Kid Rock’s current girlfriend, Kiosha, who was Miss Osaka 2016, said that Kiddy is about as gay as Sarah Huckabee is skinny.

CNN is reporting that, as of now, Trump’s black ass-kissing Aunt Tomasinas, Diamond and Silk, will be the moderators.

Kid Rock will perform the National Anthem and Eric Trump's favorite song, “There Ain't A Bitch Anywhere Who Can Make Marijuana Meatloaf Like My Woman.”

The convention's first night will conclude with the Kentucky group, The Trumpapalooza Ass Kickin’ Band, who will be singing a medley of Abraham Lincoln’s favorite Civil War songs.

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