Last weekend, FOX News caught up with Mr. Trump and his entourage on the front nine of one of Mr. Trump's golf courses.
FOX: Nice shot, sir! Bit of a blooper tho.
Mr. President: Look, a three wood's not a driver, okay? I got at least 175 yards out of that. Nice arc, am I right?
Entourage: One sixty two, sir.
Mr. President: Not bad, not bad. Now what is it you wanted to ask me?
FOX: How would you say things are going for the nation at this point, sir, with the economy and all?
Mr. President: The main problem is with all these pansy commie governors and mayors out west. Now, how about that!
FOX: Nice hook, sir.
Mr. President: A hook always brings more yards.
FOX: But into that clump of woods, though. That's OB, I believe.
Mr. President: Entourage, am I out of bounds?
Entourage: There is no OB for the president, sir. Executive privilege.
Mr. President: And, you know, there's also executive order. Now let me tell you--
Entourage: This is a par three hole, Mr. President. Don't use your driver.
Mr. President: I'm working on executive orders to stop mail-in ballots in Nevada—in fact, stop mail-ins for all the states--let 'em get in line as usual; I'm also gonna ban TikTok; take away the payroll tax; bring fairness to Big Tech--”
Entourage: Wow, Mr. President. Good one!
Mr. President: You saw that, I hope! Damn close to a hole in one!
FOX: You hit the stick and bounced away, Mr. President. Fourteen feet. Think you can nail it?
Mr. President: Damn right! Enough of these three putt greens!
Entourage: Four putts on the last par three, Mr. President.
Mr. President: And let me tell you something else. I will use executive order to cancel the election! I need another shot!
FOX: Like taking a mulligan, you mean?
Mr. President: Damn right! It will take me another four years so we can deal with China, Iran, Afghanistan, Germany, and all the rest.
Entourage: Wrong tee box, Mr. President. You're now on hole number ten.
Mr. President: I love it! The mulligan presidency! My base will go wild!