Funny story: Dr. Fauci: Paint Gums of Covid-19 Carriers Purple And Give Them A Laxative

Dr. Fauci: Paint Gums of Covid-19 Carriers Purple And Give Them A Laxative

BILLINGSGATE POST: While waiting for a vaccine for Covid-19 to reach the market place, President Trump asked Dr. Fauci how he might enforce social distancing, especially among the young and restless. Dr. Fauci thought for a moment. Then the answer…

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Funny story: Trump's Midcourse Correction

Trump's Midcourse Correction

THE WIRED STREET URINAL El Presidente Donald Trump, exhausted from the pummeling he has taken abroad and the dismal polling numbers domestically, has outlined an ambitious plan titled “Crush the China Virus.” La Casa Blanca assumed adopting a poli…

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Funny story: And Godd Tweets Too

And Godd Tweets Too

On Wednesday, President Trump addressed the nation from the Oval Office. The eleven-minute speech, haltingly read from a teleprompter as if he was totally unfamiliar with the content and, to a lesser degree, the English language, is being referred to…

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Funny story: Say What You Will, No One Hates Jill

Say What You Will, No One Hates Jill

As we all know, Joe Biden will be selecting a running mate shortly, and one Democratic insider yesterday commented off the record: “I have no idea what Joe is thinking of with the possible running mates he’s considering. Everyone on the list has…

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Funny story: Covid-19 Pandemic Insomnia Epidemic

Covid-19 Pandemic Insomnia Epidemic

We've been hit by an Insomnia epidemic during the Covid pandemic. Even with lockdown restrictions easing, many of us are struggling to sleep. Studies have shown that the first four weeks of lockdown led to the sharpest increase in sleepless night…

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Funny story: Which Interview Was Worse Prince Andrew’s Or Donald Trump’s?

Which Interview Was Worse Prince Andrew’s Or Donald Trump’s?

It’s a toss-up. Which interview was more cringe bearing, the BBC interview of Prince Andrew and his non-relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, or the stumbling, bumbling, whitewash defense of coronavirus by Donald Trump? At least Prince Andrew didn’t…

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Funny story: Jared Kushner Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Jared Kushner Wins Nobel Peace Prize

(Oslo) – The Nobel Committee today announced the winner of the 2020 Nobel Peace Prize, US diplomat, Jared Kushner. His pivotal role in the current peaceful situation in the Middle East was key to the decision. Nobel Chairman Berit Reiss-Andersen p…

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Funny story: Man Got Speck Of Dust In His Eye

Man Got Speck Of Dust In His Eye

A man who was the pillion passenger on a motorbike traveling on a country road this morning, suffered a somewhat debilitating circumstance, when a speck of dust entered his eye socket, causing him excrutiating pain. Moys Kenwood, 57, said: "The…

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Funny story: Artist Makes Pictorial Representation Of Spoof Site's Decline

Artist Makes Pictorial Representation Of Spoof Site's Decline

The Onion might be making large strides forward in the world of spoof news, but the same can't be said for all satirical news websites, and one man has highlighted the current plight being suffered by TheSpoof.com in a particularly 'artistic' way.

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Funny story: Britain more divided than ever before - poll

Britain more divided than ever before - poll

A poll of 2,000 adults throughout Great Britain has ascertained that, contrary to popular belief, there is more division in our society than at any time during the whole history of polls. It had been found that, in a similar poll conducted prior t…

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Funny story: Trump comments on world affairs with FOX News on the golf course in Virginia

Trump comments on world affairs with FOX News on the golf course in Virginia

Last weekend, FOX News caught up with Mr. Trump and his entourage on the front nine of one of Mr. Trump's golf courses. FOX: Nice shot, sir! Bit of a blooper tho. Mr. President: Look, a three wood's not a driver, okay? I got at least 175 yards…

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Funny story: Gates, Birx, Fauci interview draws audience of millions and new Government Confidence Rating

Gates, Birx, Fauci interview draws audience of millions and new Government Confidence Rating

Breaking: CBS has just released a new broad interview with top US health authorities on the current coronavirus pandemic. The interview promises "aggressive reporting," in the VCGS (Viewer Confidence in Government Services) series. Following ea…

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Funny story: Indians Caught Plotting to Take-over America

Indians Caught Plotting to Take-over America

The White House has just uncovered a plot to overpower our great nation. It is the Indians. No, not the red ones, but the brown ones. As a consequence, the national threat level has been raised to Brown. While the country remains polarized by th…

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Funny story: Beirut explosion victums die of COVID19

Beirut explosion victums die of COVID19

Washington DC/ Ms. Scarfo Brick of the COWVID19 task-force explained to a subdued, masked, gagged, bedraggled, whipped and bound gaggle of reporters in the Rose Garden today that it was COVID19 that killed all those folks recently In Beirut. She e…

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Funny story: German female hoarder keeps shoes in fruit bowl!

German female hoarder keeps shoes in fruit bowl!

(UNEDITED) Hoarding is a psychological sickness; cluttering one's house up with light bulbs, newspapers, tinned dog and cat food, clothes, plus other mindless amounts of things, is basically incurable. However, a house in a tiny hamlet in Germany,…

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Funny story: Government redefines 'vegetable' to tackle obesity

Government redefines 'vegetable' to tackle obesity

The current drive to reduce obesity took a strange turn today. Mike Okesflat, Health Minister, told us that, rather than get people to eat less and exercise more, they would simply redefine the meaning of 'vegetable'. "We all know that you hav…

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Funny story: Hope Hicks Denies That She Is Pregnant With President Trump’s Baby

Hope Hicks Denies That She Is Pregnant With President Trump’s Baby

CHICAGO – (Fake News) - Former White House communications director Hope Hicks was visiting the Windy City, where she had an appointment with her gynecologist. All week the news media has been speculating that Miss Hicks may be with child. And the…

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Funny story: President Trump Has Cancelled His Scheduled Campaign Rally in Alabama

President Trump Has Cancelled His Scheduled Campaign Rally in Alabama

TATER TOT, Alabama – (Political Satire) - A representative with the Trump Campaign Rally Committee has informed the news media that the planned pep rally in Tater Tot has been cancelled. The pep rally was to have been held in the Governor George C…

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Funny story: Eric Trump Reveals That His Daddy Told Him He No Longer Wants To Be President

Eric Trump Reveals That His Daddy Told Him He No Longer Wants To Be President

NEW YORK CITY – (Fake News) - Eric Trump could, unknowingly, very well be exactly what devoted, old-fashioned Republicans have been waiting for. The young Trump told CNN’s Jake Tapper, that his father recently told him that he no longer wants to…

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Funny story: The Indianapolis 500 Announces That It Will Run But Without Fans in the Stands

The Indianapolis 500 Announces That It Will Run But Without Fans in the Stands

INDIANAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) - The Indianapolis 500 Racing Commission has just advised the members of the press about the upcoming annual race. After much deliberation, it was suggested that the race will, indeed, be held on August 23, but no fa…

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Funny story: The Winner of The 1957 Miss New Jersey Beauty Pageant Was Actually a Male

The Winner of The 1957 Miss New Jersey Beauty Pageant Was Actually a Male

NEWARK, New Jersey – (Spoof News) - Officials with the New Jersey Miss America Beauty Pageant have just announced that the 1957 winner, Daniella Quistowitz, has been disqualified. Pageant spokesperson Kitty Muskogee apologized to the contestants w…

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Funny story: Historians Finally Find the Infamous Canoe That Belonged to Chief Sitting Bull

Historians Finally Find the Infamous Canoe That Belonged to Chief Sitting Bull

CUSTER, South Dakota – (Satire News) - A group of historical archaeologists have just discovered the infamous canoe that once belonged to Sitting Bull, chief of the fierce Hunkpapa Sioux tribe. For over 80 years, historical groups have searched fo…

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