(UNEDITED) After being warned about keeping social-distancing, Brit sun-starved punters headed for over-crowded UK beaches during the heatwave ignoring all warnings. However, Ryanair chief exec, Michael O'Leary, superb entrepreneur, spotted a possibility to get his planes off the ground at last!
He contacted UAE's transport minister and asked if he could use Dubai airport for a cheap, quick summer deal because flying to Spain is fucking useless due to the fact that Brits returning from their need to go in quarantine. In addition, Brit beaches are just too small to cope with sun-starved morons seeking a prime sunny spot at 03.00 AM in the morning.
Sheikh Abdullah, UAE's transport minister gave Michael the following answer;
"Sure, but only on one condition, boozing Brits can only drink booze in our very expensive hotel bars, if they can afford it, not outside, otherwise we'll lock them up for twenty years!"
"No problem, they can fly to Dubai for £9,00 quid return, purchase over-expensive, duty free booze on our planes and make me a fortune. When they arrive they can rent your expensive camels, head for the desert, sober up in Nomad's tents, lay in the sand, get sun-burnt, not tanned, and when they fly back, drink our planes dry again!"
Sun-starved Brits were seen flocking to Stansted Airport hoping to get a cheap flight to Dubai, but only on one condition, they empty the plane's booze stock before disembarking in Dubai, and when they catch their return flight, do the same after sobering up in the desert!
O'Leary, a magical entrepreneur, knows what a win-win business deal is, especially when dealing with Arabs and, avoiding Brexit Brit quarantine legislation!