Like Alexander Lukashenko, the dictator of Belarus, Donald Trump vows not to leave the White House if he loses the 2020 election. Trump’s thinking is, if he loses, that means the election was rigged. But if Trump wins, that means the election was not rigged.
If Trump wins, the election’s not rigged.
If Trump loses, the election was rigged.
Editor’s note: The last election was rigged, but Trump won.
Hang on, don’t get confused. This is like the kid who threatens to hold his breath until he gets a cookie. The 6th grader who didn’t do his homework for the last four years, but demands to be promoted.
It’s Alexander Lukashenko who ruled Belarus for thirty years, was voted out of office, but just won’t leave. It’s Turkey’s Erdogan who stays and stays. It’s Vladimir Putin who keeps extending his tenure, won’t retire, and poisons his opposition.
Biden, keep a food taster handy.
It’s like dry rust or mildew, crabgrass, or Norman Bates, Trump is digging in and doesn’t plan to leave the White House.
Editor’s note: Think Be Best will stay?
Reply: She has a January 20, one-way ticket to Slovenia. Or so they say.
Other than shorting his sheets, the other option is playing 24/7 opera on the White House intercom sung by Hillary Clinton.
Editor’s note: Bingo! A great dame, but no singer. He’ll leave.
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