WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - President Trump recently met with Kellyanne Conway and Eric Trump about possibly having his likeness added to Mount Rushmore.
Kellyanne stated that she could not think of a more deserving individual. Eric replied that he thought that it was the greatest idea that his daddy had ever had, even better than paying Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal tons of money to develop amnesia.
When Ivanka heard about it she reportedly did four somersaults in the Oval Office.
A White House insider stated that when POTUS told Melania about his face being up there with great presidents like Georgie Washington, Abe Lincoln, Tommy Jefferson, and Ted Roosevelt, she just shook her head in disbelief.
When the President asked her what she thought about his idea, she asked him where the hell he expected the tens of millions of dollars to pay for his latest pipe dream to come from.
The President shot her a look, and replied, “Melly, I will take the money from three places: the Social Security Department, the Wounded Veterans Bureau, and the Food Stamps Agency."