There have been 386 spoof news stories published in September 2020. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: China to ship free upgrade to COVID-20

China to ship free upgrade to COVID-20

Following worldwide criticism of COVID-19, it has emerged that China will start shipping a free upgrade by the end of this November. COVID-20 will be available to all countries currently using COVID-19, and incorporates several important new bugs.

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Funny story: 57 Hurricanes, 83 Earthquakes, and 179 Wildfires, and Still President Trump Insists That There’s No Global Warming

57 Hurricanes, 83 Earthquakes, and 179 Wildfires, and Still President Trump Insists That There’s No Global Warming

ELEPHANT BUTT, Ohio – (Satire News) – The 45th president spoke to a crowd of supporters and semi-supporters in the tiny town of Elephant Butt. And, right off the bat, he took a shot at the black Democratic vice-presidential candidate, Kamala Harr…

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Funny story: Dow Hits 29,000; "Will it Poof?" Asks Puffitt

Dow Hits 29,000; "Will it Poof?" Asks Puffitt

Omaha, Nebraska. USA. Woof Blister with another SOB story - Spoof On Business. Only a week after the Dow came within 1,000 points of wiping out the 11,000-point pandemic bear market, the Dow today closed less than 500 points short of that goal. Coupl…

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Funny story: Trump’s Secret Telephone Call To Barack Obama For Help

Trump’s Secret Telephone Call To Barack Obama For Help

Stop the presses! Donald Trump made a desperate phone call to Barack Obama, asking for help. Nothing was going Trump’s way, particularly the Mexican wall. The wall wasn’t finished, and though he promised it would, Mexico hadn't paid a nickel for it.

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Funny story: MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow Reports That Trump’s Chauffeur is Voting for Joe Biden

MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow Reports That Trump’s Chauffeur is Voting for Joe Biden

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The queen of MSNBC, Rachel Maddow, has learned from a White House insider that the President’s personal chauffeur has said that he is not going to vote for Trump. The chauffeur, who asked that his name not be used,…

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Funny story: Human Beings Now On The Endangered Species List

Human Beings Now On The Endangered Species List

As the world sits anxiously waiting for a cure for the Coronavirus, Covid-19, it's been revealed that human beings, themselves, have now been added to the Endangered Species list. The astonishing news was announced by the World Health Organization…

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Funny story: Gay cat turns hetero after being wooed by hot feline!

Gay cat turns hetero after being wooed by hot feline!

(UNEDITED) A farm cat called, Anton, refused to acknowledge the existence of female cats on the farm where he resides. The farmer's wife, who feeds the cats, observed Anton, and came to the conclusion that he was gay! The other male tom cats on th…

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Funny story: Falkirk Bairn Wins Hearts And Minds Of The Community...

Falkirk Bairn Wins Hearts And Minds Of The Community...

A 10-year-old boy from Bainsford, Josh Sanderson, has won critical acclaim for the work he is doing in and around the town. His generosity has included picking-up litter along the canal, handing out food parcels for the elderly during the lock-down,…

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Funny story: So-called Stonehenge Experts Put In Their Place

So-called Stonehenge Experts Put In Their Place

A high school student has miraculously uncovered the secret past of Stonehenge. After centuries of 'spoof stories' being released about druids, pagans and monks, Dean Turnbridge just walked into his local library and looked at a book. "It's qu…

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Funny story: Man Attacked By Bird

Man Attacked By Bird

A man who claimed he feared for his life, has told how he was rudely awoken this morning by the shrieking of a bird which was attempting to get into his house to attack him. In a scene reminiscent of those in Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds', a bird…

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Funny story: Shoe Shop For People With One Foot Now Open

Shoe Shop For People With One Foot Now Open

A shoe shop that caters exclusively for people with one leg, or rather, with one foot, has opened its doors to the general public, or rather, that section of the general public that has only one foot. The Landmine Footwear Emporium deals specific…

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Funny story: Scratching bums in public in India leads to a prison sentence!

Scratching bums in public in India leads to a prison sentence!

(UNEDITED) There are many reasons for people requiring to scratch their 'rear-ends' in public. Uncomfortable underpants, nylon knickers, tangas, fleas, and the most notable cause is; inappropriate use of bog paper. Bog paper, if not used properly,…

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Funny story: Fly swatting in France can be an explosive hobby!

Fly swatting in France can be an explosive hobby!

(NOT EDITED) Flies are pests, full stop! Maybe not as bad as mosquitoes or gnats, but they are still a damn nuisance! However, a French fly, not a Spanish one (really irritating), got his own back whilst pestering a farmer's wife in her kitchen. T…

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Funny story: Christian Scientist Says Covid-19 Is All In The Mind

Christian Scientist Says Covid-19 Is All In The Mind

Mary Baker Eddy, the founder of Christian Science, said that the cause of all so-called disease is mental ... all illness is simply in the mind. One of her most recent protégés, Revd. Mike Robeskill, has just spent £300k on a newspaper campaign wh…

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Funny story: Fox on the run after nicking chicken!

Fox on the run after nicking chicken!

(UNEDITED) Foxes, renowned for their sly and clever behavior, are beating poachers at their own game. A fox called, Father Fox, went out on his nocturnal hunt only to find local farm cats had nicked all the field mice and small mammals in his hunt…

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Funny story: Man's Data Isn't Backed Up

Man's Data Isn't Backed Up

A man who uses a Smartphone to make telephone calls, send emails, browse the internet, and to see what kind of crap his family and friends have been up to on Facebook, has been told by his device that his data isn't backed up. Quite what this mean…

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Funny story: Trump Virus Infects Entire White House

Trump Virus Infects Entire White House

Washington, DC - Everybody at the White House has it. The entire Republican Party, too. Currently, so does forty-three percent of the United States. It is the disease known as the "Trump Virus". President Trump won't speak of it. He deflects, call…

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Funny story: President Putin Tells President Trump Not to Worry – The Election is in the Bag

President Putin Tells President Trump Not to Worry – The Election is in the Bag

MOSCOW – (Satire News) - A very reliable source within the White House has stated that Russian President Vladimir Putin has informed President Trump not to worry about the upcoming election. The source said Putin assured the Trumpster that victory…

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Funny story: Constantly Coming Up With New Material Has Affected Man's Brain

Constantly Coming Up With New Material Has Affected Man's Brain

In his book, 'Overconnected', author Bill Davidow claims that, far from taking generations, and hundreds of years, for the human brain to adapt to changes in the world we live in, it can do so in a very short space of time, and, possibly, within our…

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Funny story: Weather Couldn't Make Its Mind Up

Weather Couldn't Make Its Mind Up

There was utter confusion and a good deal of frustration earlier today, when the weather in one part of the world just couldn't make its mind up what it was going to do with itself, and kept changing from one extreme to the other. Having risen ear…

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Funny story: Philadelphia Eagles' Wentz Booed Off the Field By Cardboard Fans

Philadelphia Eagles' Wentz Booed Off the Field By Cardboard Fans

In Sunday’s game between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Los Angeles Rams, Eagles’ quarterback, Carson Wentz, was booed off the field after throwing his second interception of the game. While this was surprising, even more surprising was the fact th…

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Funny story: Satan to Open a New Circle in Hell for Evangelicals

Satan to Open a New Circle in Hell for Evangelicals

SHEOL—Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the new Press Secretary for Satan, announced today that the Dark Lord is opening a new circle in Hell, specifically for the overflow of Evangelicals who have been flooding His underworld domain ever since the 2016 electi…

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Funny story: It’s Now Official - President Trump Spends Way More Time Denying Things Than He Does on Dealing With the Coronavirus

It’s Now Official - President Trump Spends Way More Time Denying Things Than He Does on Dealing With the Coronavirus

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - A report that appeared on Fox News clearly shows that President Trump now spends more time denying things he has said than he does in dealing with the Coronavirus pandemic. Trump denies he said that Neptune is a co…

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Funny story: President Trump Finally Releases the Results of His IQ Test

President Trump Finally Releases the Results of His IQ Test

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Trump has finally released the results of his IQ test, after promising to do so for several months. He revealed the results on his favorite Fox News show "Fox & Friends". Trump was grinning from ear…

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Funny story: President Trump Announces That the Protestors’ New Weapons of Choice are Now Cans of Goya Beans

President Trump Announces That the Protestors’ New Weapons of Choice are Now Cans of Goya Beans

ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – (Satire News) - The President was in Annapolis getting fitted for a brand new toupee, when he stopped to talk to a reporter with The Right Coast Revue. Tilapia Frisbee asked him when the hell he was going to release his damn…

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Funny story: Tiffany Trump Addresses the Rumors That She Will Be Replacing Tucker Carlson at Fox News

Tiffany Trump Addresses the Rumors That She Will Be Replacing Tucker Carlson at Fox News

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - President Trump’s second daughter was asked by Entertainment Tonight about the latest rumors coming out of the 24-hour rumor mills. Tiffany was asked if it was true that Fox News is seriously considering having her…

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Funny story: A McDonald’s is Shut Down When It’s Discovered it Was Using Camel Meat in Their Happy Meal Burgers

A McDonald’s is Shut Down When It’s Discovered it Was Using Camel Meat in Their Happy Meal Burgers

RIYAD, Saudi Arabia - (Satire News) – Authorities with Saudi Arabia’s food watch-dog agency, Fadi Wadi Wadi, are reporting that a random check of a McDonalds in Riyadh found traces of camel meat in the Happy Meal burgers. Store manager, Kasheem Me…

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Funny story: Baby Didn't Want To Be Born

Baby Didn't Want To Be Born

A baby that has hardly ever stopped crying for all it's worth since it first made its appearance in the world in June, probably didn't want to born, it's been claimed. The baby, a boy who was the subject of an earlier report, has cried, wept, sobb…

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Funny story: Five Ways To Tell You've Already Had Covid-19

Five Ways To Tell You've Already Had Covid-19

The Coronavirus, Covid-19, continues to spread, and the worldwide number of infected cases continues to rise. Doctors say that, even after almost nine months of having to deal with the virus, their knowledge is extremely limited. Incubation per…

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Funny story: President Trump Lays Down His Personal Rules for the Upcoming Television Presidential Debate with Joe Biden

President Trump Lays Down His Personal Rules for the Upcoming Television Presidential Debate with Joe Biden

CHICKEN CREEK, Kentucky – (Satire News) – The president was in the “Chicken Shit Capital of the World” holding yet another “Maskless Non-Self-Distancing” presidential campaign hate rally. Chicken Creek produces more chicken droppings than all of t…

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Funny story: Man Had Bitten Off More Than He Could Chew

Man Had Bitten Off More Than He Could Chew

We've all heard it said many times before - the somewhat admonishing phrase "you've bitten off more than you can chew!" - and that was exactly the case for one man at the weekend when he bit off more than he could chew. The man in question was non…

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Funny story: Kaitlyn Jenner in world first procedure

Kaitlyn Jenner in world first procedure

Once the head of the Kardashian family, the former Bruce Jenner, Kaitlyn Jenner, expressed her boredom with life as a woman. So, in order to shake her life into something more substantial, Kaitlyn has announced she will transition to a four-legged an…

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Funny story: President Trump Complains That People in Guatemala are Receiving Mail-In Ballots for the U.S. Presidential Election

President Trump Complains That People in Guatemala are Receiving Mail-In Ballots for the U.S. Presidential Election

CLAM CHOWDER CREEK, Massachusetts – (Satire News) - The Electoral College president was reportedly as mad as an ostrich with no feathers, when he learned about the latest in the mail-in ballots saga. Trump was told that there are millions of peopl…

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Funny story: "Dithering is my strongest trait" claims UK PM, BOJO!

"Dithering is my strongest trait" claims UK PM, BOJO!

(UNEDITED) "I would never have hacked it into Nr 10 unless I was a huge ditherer, bringing confusion, chaos, and not letting people know what I actually mean; it's my strongest characteristic, or not, or yes!" BOJO recently divulged to Jaggedone in a…

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Funny story: The Coronavirus Has Caused Sales of Convertibles To Plummet By 313%

The Coronavirus Has Caused Sales of Convertibles To Plummet By 313%

DETROIT – (Satire News) - The United States auto industry is reeling from the fact that sales of convertibles has spiraled down in just the past six months. Tab Vienna, a spokesman for Kia, said that sales of the once very popular ‘topless’ cars h…

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Funny story: The Latest Right Coast Revue Poll Shows Most Americans Consider Trump, McConnell, and Graham Low-Life Skum

The Latest Right Coast Revue Poll Shows Most Americans Consider Trump, McConnell, and Graham Low-Life Skum

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Ashburn Wasabi, with The Right Coast Revue, writes that the political phrase “Playing Politics” has never been more appropriate than it is today with the undisputed “King of Hatred” who sits in the White House, at lea…

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Funny story: Biden: Can’t Wait To Get Into Kamala’s Snickers

Biden: Can’t Wait To Get Into Kamala’s Snickers

BILLINGSGATE POST: Yesterday, in his first appearance on the campaign trail since coming out of his basement, Joe Biden mentioned that he couldn’t resist chocolates and had a secret craving for Snickers. “I can’t wait to get into Kamala’s Snicker…

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Funny story: Woman Can Paint Pictures Without Even Looking At Them

Woman Can Paint Pictures Without Even Looking At Them

Art critics have been astounded by the discovery of an amazing new talent in the world of painting, a woman who produces stunningly beautiful pictures without even bothering to look at what she is doing! Caprice de la Vienetta, who is Italian, cre…

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Funny story: Lie-detector machines in White House replaced by masks.

Lie-detector machines in White House replaced by masks.

According to unconfirmed White House sources, over two hundred lie-detector machines have been junked because they continually blew their fuses when Mr Trump and White House staff took the test. Each test takes approximately ten minutes, and cover…

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Funny story: Hank Williams Jr. Says If Donald Trump Was A Woman He’d Marry Her

Hank Williams Jr. Says If Donald Trump Was A Woman He’d Marry Her

STALE BISCUIT, Tennessee – (Satire News) – The country music singer who, some years back, fell off a mountain and survived is back in the news. Hank Williams Jr. spoke with Entertainment Tonight and said that he recalls the day when he fell off Mt…

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Funny story: President Trump Plans to Give One of His Campaign Offices a Stimulus Check to Keep it From Having to Close

President Trump Plans to Give One of His Campaign Offices a Stimulus Check to Keep it From Having to Close

KLANVILLE, Alabama – (Satire News) - Reuters is reporting that President Trump has just learned that the GOP campaign office in Klanville may have to close. The office manager, Titus "Cornbread" Bofeedus, texted the president and told him he neede…

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Funny story: Ian Brown Snubs Everybody Including Wales...

Ian Brown Snubs Everybody Including Wales...

In a 'leek' report handed to Spoof News, ex-Stone Roses frontman and current twitter activist has disowned his entire fanbase, including Wales. A hardcore group of fans from Cardiff have challenged him on his blatant disregard for his Welsh follo…

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Funny story: 2020 Lindsey Graham: “Don’t Listen to 2016 Lindsey Graham He’s a Liar!”

2020 Lindsey Graham: “Don’t Listen to 2016 Lindsey Graham He’s a Liar!”

Washington - Speaking before the Senate Judiciary Committee on Monday, Chairman Senator 2020 Lindsey Graham said he would push through a replacement for Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg immediately, not even pausing to commemorate the fallen…

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Funny story: Boeing Uncover New Medium-Sized Aircraft

Boeing Uncover New Medium-Sized Aircraft

Aircraft maker Boeing have unveiled their new 'Boeing 666' aircraft, specifically produced for the European short-haul market. Boeing Chairpersonage Barry Marshmallow told us, "We're very excited to announce the '666'. Apart from a greener engine,…

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Funny story: German Aldi worker cracks smile and is sacked!

German Aldi worker cracks smile and is sacked!

(NOT EDITED) International German giant supermarkets, Aldi and Lidl, have strict criteria about what their employees can do and must not do. One employee in one of their Berlin locations found out what it's like to break their regulations whilst sitt…

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Funny story: Morrissey Set To Grab The Nobel Peace Prize...

Morrissey Set To Grab The Nobel Peace Prize...

The ex-Smiths frontman, who has been so outspoken over the years, is actually in line for the coveted gong. And, after decades of slating governments, regimes, artists, critics, bands, monarchy and even, dare we say it, religion. In a shock revela…

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Funny story: Second Wave Of Covid-19 Prompts Boris To Bring Forward Christmas...

Second Wave Of Covid-19 Prompts Boris To Bring Forward Christmas...

Prime Idiot, Boris Johnson, has pulled a prize turkey out of the hat during the latest session of PMQs. In a presser, a room full of journalists sat dumbfounded as he described his government's current festive dilemma. He choked, "Since forcing ki…

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Funny story: Lionel Messi vows to donate his future £1 million pound weekly salary to his own pocket!

Lionel Messi vows to donate his future £1 million pound weekly salary to his own pocket!

(UNEDITED) Professional footballers are renowned, sometimes, for their kindness and appreciation to others who cannot kick a ball as good as them. Christmas hospital visits, donating to kiddies charities, purchasing a Bentley or Rolls Royce weekly (t…

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Funny story: Punk Rockers Called Mod's Scooter A 'Puff Chariot'

Punk Rockers Called Mod's Scooter A 'Puff Chariot'

A man who was reminiscing about the days of his youth, with his mates in a pub at the weekend, remembered someone he knew who was a Mod, and of how people would refer to this person's scooter as a 'Puff Chariot'. Moys Kenwood, then 17, was an arde…

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Funny story: President Trump Tells a Group of High School Students They Don’t Have to Wear Their COVID-19 Masks

President Trump Tells a Group of High School Students They Don’t Have to Wear Their COVID-19 Masks

TARANTULA FALLS, Rhode Island – (Satire News) - The 45th president and his top adviser, Ivanka Trump, traveled to Tarantula Falls, Rhode Island, to speak before an assembly of students at Mrs. Paul Revere High School. Trump told the 147 students n…

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Funny story: Paul The Octopus Predicts Trump Win

Paul The Octopus Predicts Trump Win

According to every poll that is worth its salt, a victory for President Trump in the upcoming November election is about as unlikely as a beak on a bison, but experts may have to think again, as the renowned predictor of unlikely things, Paul the Oct…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle says Melania Trump's green dress was from Primark

Meghan Markle says Melania Trump's green dress was from Primark

Meghan Markle, the wife of Prince Harry, has become involved in a controversy after commenting that Melania Trump, the wife of President Donald Trump, wore a dress to the Republican Convention which she, herself, has seen for sale in the online cloth…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Refuse To Wear Face Masks

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Refuse To Wear Face Masks

The Dallas Cowboys will kick off their season against the Rams on Monday night, but the big news is that the engine room of the team - the cheerleaders - have refused to wear face masks while performing their sideline routines. Cheerleading coach…

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Funny story: Man Has Really Let Himself Go

Man Has Really Let Himself Go

The Coronavirus lockdown, which started in March, is known to be having a significant effect on people's mental health, as we all get rather too irritable, but one man has become so terminally disillusioned with things, that he's really let himself g…

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Pick Ivanka For Supreme Court

Donald Trump To Pick Ivanka For Supreme Court

Leaked to the press today by a White House consigliere, (looking for early retirement) Donald Trump decided to select daughter Ivanka for the Supreme Court vacancy created with the death of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg. Tiffany, daughter number two…

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Funny story: Rock Star too Cool to Wear a Mask

Rock Star too Cool to Wear a Mask

Mancunian rock legend Eamonn Docherty has revealed the reasons that he refuses to wear a face mask during the current Coronavirus pandemic. Docherty, who rose to fame in the 1990s with his band Watering Hole, has upset many by claiming that he is…

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Funny story: Suntan Is Coming Along Nicely

Suntan Is Coming Along Nicely

The Coronavirus drags on with no end in sight, leaving many people at a loose end through not being able to go back to work, but for one man, the extra free time spent in the sunshine is very welcome, as he tops up his suntan. Ken Moyswood, 57, ha…

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Shocks GMB Viewers By Admitting He Doesn't Like Piers Morgan Any More...

Piers Morgan Shocks GMB Viewers By Admitting He Doesn't Like Piers Morgan Any More...

In a bizarre morning episode of this totally dire excuse for morning TV, Piers Morgan went straight for the jugular of Piers Morgan, without even saying "Good Morning" to viewers! He stormed, "I'm sick of him and his childish antics. I'm sick of h…

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Funny story: President Donald Trump Threatens To Cut Off The Beer Supply to Kenosha, Wisconsin

President Donald Trump Threatens To Cut Off The Beer Supply to Kenosha, Wisconsin

KENOSHA, Wisconsin – (Satire News) - The President convoyed into Kenosha like he was General Patton marching in to liberate Casablanca during World War II. He was greeted by cheers and jeers, and lots of comments about his mama. Many waved U.S.

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Funny story: Unlucky Football Team Call It A Day, Luckily For Them...

Unlucky Football Team Call It A Day, Luckily For Them...

The most jinxed team in world football have decided, after playing in the Sunday Amateur leagues, to call it a day. Inter Mill-inn, who joined Scottish Division Two 15 years ago, and who were promoted in their first season, have had endless bad l…

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Funny story: President Trump Reveals in Michael Cohen’s Book That He Loves To Lie and Actually Enjoys it More Than Sex

President Trump Reveals in Michael Cohen’s Book That He Loves To Lie and Actually Enjoys it More Than Sex

HICKORY NUTS, North Carolina – (Satire News) - The president took his Presidential Hate Campaign to the Hickory Nuts Capital of the World. After spewing his standard 82 lies per speech, he closed by saying that he does not understand why the enemy…

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Funny story: Traces of the Coronavirus Are Found at AT&T Stadium, Home of the Dallas Cowboys

Traces of the Coronavirus Are Found at AT&T Stadium, Home of the Dallas Cowboys

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) - Health inspectors with the Lone Star State Health Institute have reported that they found some traces of the Coronavirus in the kitchen of The Troy Aikman Barbecue Bar & Grill, located inside AT&T Stadium. Inspec…

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Funny story: Michael Cohen’s Tell-All Book on President Trump is Reportedly Quite Telling

Michael Cohen’s Tell-All Book on President Trump is Reportedly Quite Telling

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The publishers of Michael Cohen’s new tell-all book are as happy as beavers in a lumber yard. The book is titled “I Know President Donald Trump Better Than Melania, Marla, Ivana, and Stormy All Put Together”. Pr…

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Funny story: Satan Found Living On Devil's Island

Satan Found Living On Devil's Island

In sensational news, this morning, it's been announced that the Dark Lord Satan has been discovered living - in all places - on the prison colony island of Cayenne in French Guiana - commonly known as Devil's Island. The island has not been used a…

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Funny story: Man Has Stopped Saying "Hello"

Man Has Stopped Saying "Hello"

In a move that would have the former Commodores singer Lionel Richie spinning in his grave - if he were dead, which he isn't, one man has decided that, henceforth, he is not going to say the word "Hello" anymore. The reason is simple. "Overuse,…

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Receives 3-Star Rating For Story

Spoof Writer Receives 3-Star Rating For Story

A frequent, though, by no means the most frequent, contributor to a satirical news website, has said he was interested to note that a reader of one of his stories had awarded it a 3-star rating today, which was thought-provoking. Moys Kenwood, 57,…

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Funny story: The Garlic Nan Versus The Talking Kebab...

The Garlic Nan Versus The Talking Kebab...

For years, we've seen these supposed holy kitchen gifts from God enshrined in tablecloths, Nan bread, toast, and someone even posted Jesus's face in the froth of his Costa Coffee! I'm sure they are just freakish coincidences, but they certainly le…

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Funny story: A 94-Year-Old Great Grandmother In North Dakota Caught With 283 Opioid Pills In Her Size 44-DDDD Bra

A 94-Year-Old Great Grandmother In North Dakota Caught With 283 Opioid Pills In Her Size 44-DDDD Bra

FARGO, North Dakota – (Satire News) – Local authorities informed the local CBS television affiliate that, acting on a tip, they apprehended an elderly woman in possession of a large amount of illegal opioids. The Fargo Police Department arrested 9…

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Funny story: Man writes quick story, just to say he's done one today

Man writes quick story, just to say he's done one today

A frequent contributor to an online satirical news website has spoken of how he quickly wrote a story in about ten minutes, just to say he'd done one for today, and so that other contributors wouldn't get to totally monopolise the pages of The Spoof.

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Funny story: Fate of Belarus rests in chess game

Fate of Belarus rests in chess game

The President of Belarus has agreed to a cut-throat game of chess with a person who has titled himself as the Keeper of Death. Pundits believe that Alexander Lucashenko has been pressured into the match by corporate heavyweights including Apple, IBM…

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Funny story: President Trump Misunderstood The Message Of American History X

President Trump Misunderstood The Message Of American History X

Experts analyzing President Donald Trump's tenure in the White House have come to the unanimous conclusion that the whole four years spent leading the country were an unprecedented presidential disaster. But everybody knows that. Even a blind m…

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Funny story: Baby Still Hasn't Stopped Crying

Baby Still Hasn't Stopped Crying

A baby boy born in early July, who started as he meant to go on, by bawling for all he was worth the moment he emerged into the open air, still hasn't stopped crying, even though it's now September. The tot, who was only just over 2 kilos in weigh…

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Funny story: Man To Make His Own Face Mask Out Of Baby Diaper

Man To Make His Own Face Mask Out Of Baby Diaper

With the Coronavirus showing no signs of wanting to go away, one man has decided that it's finally time to start taking things a bit more seriously, and start wearing a face mask. Never one to do things by halves, however, he plans to make his own…

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Funny story: Jury Required For Up-Skirt Pervert

Jury Required For Up-Skirt Pervert

Reading Crown Court have taken the unprecedented step of advertising for a 12-person jury to try a local man. Normally, if someone gets a jury summons in the post, they must respond within 7 days. You will be part of a jury of 12 people to decide…

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Funny story: Tom Brady is Thrilled That the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are Looking at Signing the World’s Fastest Man – Usain Bolt

Tom Brady is Thrilled That the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are Looking at Signing the World’s Fastest Man – Usain Bolt

TAMPA BAY – (Sports Satire) - Tom Brady, who can hardly wait for the NFL season to begin, stated that he was really excited to hear that the Buccaneers may be signing Usain Bolt – the world’s fastest man. Brady told ESPN-4 that he called up Bolt a…

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Funny story: Howard Stern Says Eric and Donald Trump Jr., Are Spoiled Brat Punks For Shooting What Are Basically Petting Zoo Animals

Howard Stern Says Eric and Donald Trump Jr., Are Spoiled Brat Punks For Shooting What Are Basically Petting Zoo Animals

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - Howard Stern has just expressed what tens of millions of civilized people have said about grown men who ambush animals. The shock jock said that these pantywaists like the Trump boys, Eric and Donnie Jr., think th…

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Funny story: Trump Tries Out New Nickname For Biden?

Trump Tries Out New Nickname For Biden?

Is Donald Trump trying out a new nickname for Joe Biden? When is Trump going to grow up and try doing his job at the White House? Or does he need his big sister to do that for him as well? Joe Shapiro? Thanks a lot! Did you spend all the money Tr…

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Funny story: Losers And Suckers, Vote Twice For Trump, And His Hair Is The Thing

Losers And Suckers, Vote Twice For Trump, And His Hair Is The Thing

September Election News: Unbelievably, the Trump election campaign has doubled down at the start of the month, making Trump’s defeat certain. More stuff is coming out about the real Donald Trump, and while always suspected, this new stuff is traitoro…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Didn't Even Watch England On TV

Harry Maguire Didn't Even Watch England On TV

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England defender, who was dropped by national team boss Gareth Southgate for the Three Lions' match in Iceland last night, has said that he was so frustrated and angry about the decision, that he didn't even b…

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Funny story: Tom Brady Said He Could Not Concentrate on Tampa Bay's Game Against the New Orleans Saints Because of Hurricane Sally

Tom Brady Said He Could Not Concentrate on Tampa Bay's Game Against the New Orleans Saints Because of Hurricane Sally

NEW ORLEANS – (Sports Satire) - Tom Brady revealed after the game that he was trying to hurry every chance he got, as his Tampa Bay Buccaneers played against the New Orleans Saints in the "Big Easy". Brady admitted that he did not play his best ga…

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Funny story: Burma earning praise from human rights activists over humane genocide

Burma earning praise from human rights activists over humane genocide

The government of Myanmar is earning positive recognition from human rights activists and the United Nations for its humane and cruelty free genocide of the Rohingya people. It’s not just for how they are treating minority groups chosen to be liquida…

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Funny story: Freddie Mercury Is 74 Today

Freddie Mercury Is 74 Today

The world of rock music stood for a minute's silence today to celebrate the 74th birthday of the multi-talented former Queen frontman Freddie Mercury, who is dead. Born Farrokh Bulsara, in Zanzibar, on 5 September, 1946, Mercury showed promise at…

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Funny story: Serial Killers back in Vogue!

Serial Killers back in Vogue!

(NOT EDITED) You name them, and they will always come back and entertain us, or haunt us! Way back in the sixties, seventies, eighties and nineties, psychos ruled the screens locking millions into cinemas and scaring the pants off of film goers!…

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Funny story: Wendy’s Announces That the Name of All Their Chicago Fast Food Restaurants Will Now Be Windy’s

Wendy’s Announces That the Name of All Their Chicago Fast Food Restaurants Will Now Be Windy’s

PICKLE TREE, Ohio – (Satire News) – The nation’s third largest fast food chain is always seeking ways to try and catch up to the number two franchise, Burger King. In an effort to climb that much sought-after fast food ladder, Wendy’s has hired th…

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Funny story: Noddy Holder Spelling System Will Help People To Read

Noddy Holder Spelling System Will Help People To Read

There was good news for those who experience difficulty in learning to read this week, when it was announced that an entirely new system of spelling the English language is to be introduced, developed by the ex-Slade frontman, Noddy Holder. Holder…

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Funny story: Man Who Likes To Use The Phrase 'By The Skin Of His Teeth', Realizes Teeth Don't Have Skin

Man Who Likes To Use The Phrase 'By The Skin Of His Teeth', Realizes Teeth Don't Have Skin

Writers describing hair-raising adventures and dangerous situations from which an escape is, somehow, miraculously effected, are often known to use the phrase "by the skin of his teeth" when doing so, but one man who has used this phrase had to stop…

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Funny story: Writer claims spoof story is the most controversial ever written

Writer claims spoof story is the most controversial ever written

A frequent contributor to an online satirical news website has claimed that a story he has wriiten could easily be described as 'The Most Controversial Spoof Story in History', in order to draw attention to it. The story in question was written fo…

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Funny story: Trump People Misspell NOBEL Again

Trump People Misspell NOBEL Again

Woops, the Trump people did it again! They misspelled Nobel. When you make a silly mistake, you’re supposed to learn, grow, and never make it again. It's sort of like, Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Amen! Several months ag…

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Funny story: Mean Old Man Loses His Voice By Yelling At 'Covid-19 Detourers' To Get Off His Grass

Mean Old Man Loses His Voice By Yelling At 'Covid-19 Detourers' To Get Off His Grass

We've all encountered them-- the nasty, ornery old guys that can't stand it when you get anywhere near their front lawn. And now one man in the suburbs has lost his voice by yelling at so many 'Covid-19 Detourers', that he's been forced to use a meg…

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Funny story: Tampa Bay Buccaneers Quarterback Tom Brady Says His Helmet Was Too Big

Tampa Bay Buccaneers Quarterback Tom Brady Says His Helmet Was Too Big

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers kicked off their season with a disappointing loss to the New Orleans Saints, but the controversy here was after the game, when the Buccs quarterback, Tom Brady, apologised for his poor performance, saying that his helmet was…

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Funny story: Coronavirus Will Vote Trump

Coronavirus Will Vote Trump

President Trump might be suffering from a lack of voter confidence in the pre-election opinion polls, but he can sure count on the support of at least one major player - the Coronavirus. COVID-19 is a big fan of Donald Trump. In fact, it's fair to…

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Funny story: Chinese Interference Alleged

Chinese Interference Alleged

Hosiery enthusiast Damon Bunyon was shocked to find large holes appearing in several newly-acquired pairs of socks. “I was simply thinking of the planet,” said a shocked Bunyon, “by buying bamboo.” The Bamboo Sock Company (Bam!Sock!Co!) has been p…

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Funny story: Man Just Knew Claude Lantier Was Going To End Up In Bed With Irma Bécot

Man Just Knew Claude Lantier Was Going To End Up In Bed With Irma Bécot

A man who is an enthusiastic reader of French literature, and who was reading 'The Masterpiece' by the French author, Émile Zola, claims he "just knew", with absolute certainty, that the 'hero' of the story was going to end up in bed with Irma Bécot…

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Funny story: Major League Baseball Investigators Find That 29 of the 30 Teams Have Cheated at Least Once This Season

Major League Baseball Investigators Find That 29 of the 30 Teams Have Cheated at Least Once This Season

LONG ISLAND, New York – (Sports Satire) – Back in April, Major League Baseball hired an investigating firm from Manhattan to conduct a secret investigation into all 30 MLB teams. CBS Sports is reporting that the firm, Kellogg, Fribble, & Quay,…

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Funny story: New Political Support Group

New Political Support Group

It shouldn't be surprising that certain groups of people are supporters of Trump in the upcoming presidential election. One such group would be the owners and operators of coal mines. Another might be right-wing militia organizations. While the ab…

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Funny story: Colorado Says The Marijuana Business is Up by 4,000 Percent

Colorado Says The Marijuana Business is Up by 4,000 Percent

DENVER – (Satire News) - The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition has just announced that marijuana sales have gone up 4,000% in the last three months. CSCC Director Lucy “Sinsemilla” Coxcoogan was asked by TMZ to explain the unprecedented increase.

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Funny story: World's Largest Turnip To Enter Eurovision Song Contest...

World's Largest Turnip To Enter Eurovision Song Contest...

A giant turnip that has grown to over 4 feet in diameter, has shocked its owner, Craig Niven, not because of its size, but because of its amazing singing qualities. Farmer Craig told of the moment that he went to dig-up the massive veg so he could…

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Funny story: Euro Countries Covid-19 Smoke Screens

Euro Countries Covid-19 Smoke Screens

With the gradual increase of Coronavirus cases taking hold in all of the European countries, the various governments have been accused of masking the true spread of the pandemic by utilising 'Smoke Screen' tactics. Spain was yesterday accused by t…

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Funny story: Easy Listening Music Enthusiasts In Call For Equality

Easy Listening Music Enthusiasts In Call For Equality

We're constantly told that we should not judge people or discriminate against them because of their color, sex, gender orientation, religion, or political stance, and now comes the latest warning - to stop judging people because of the music they lis…

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Funny story: The Middle Class Guide to the School Run

The Middle Class Guide to the School Run

Now that schools have reopened after our long lockdown, it appears that a growing number of parents have simply forgotten basic manners or, in some cases, what a car is. Here's a simple guide Where Park your ugly planet-killing 4x4 wherever…

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Funny story: Caitlyn Jenner Has Been Elected President of The Pink Lives Matter Organization

Caitlyn Jenner Has Been Elected President of The Pink Lives Matter Organization

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) - The former Bruce Jenner, and now Caitlyn Jenner, has just been elected president of the Pink Lives Matter movement. Ms. Jenner beat out three other individuals who were vying for the job that will pay $900,000 a year,…

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