GALVESTON – (Satire News) – The man who was D.J. Trump’s personal psychiatrist has informed the news media that his new patient, Gov. Greg Abbott is positively 100% certifiable (i.e. crazy, insane, fucked-up).
Dr. Hans Von Hansheister, III, spoke with The Daily Dirt’s Stormy Coin, and he told her that in his 52 year practice, he has never seen a more messed up, bigoted, arrogant, sarcastic, racist low-life as Abbott.
Dr. V, as his clients and two of his girlfriends call him, commented that when he administered the Rorschach Inkblot Psychological Test to the hateful prick, he commented that every one of the black dots was a black person, usually an athlete, but sometimes a singer, a dancer, or a stand-up comedian.
It is no secret throughout the Lone Star state that the governor dislikes African-Americans about as much as gazelles dislike lions, tigers, panthers, leopards, and alligators.
In a Related Story. El Paso native Beto O’Rourke says he will run against Gov. Abbott and he will kick the goofy-looking bastard’s butt from Lubbock all the way down to Brownsville.