Funny story: Is he really your Prime Minister? asks the world

Is he really your Prime Minister? asks the world

Great Britain was today asked if Boris Johnson really was their Prime Minister? Known for his flamboyance, way of being morally corrupt, and his dress sense Boris Johnson is many things, but Prime Minister material may not be one of them. Russi…

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Funny story: Why aren't the Tories better at corruption? By Mr Raymond Ving

Why aren't the Tories better at corruption? By Mr Raymond Ving

Hello, Mr Raymond Ving here. You might remember me from my other nonsensical ramblings on here, but you probably won't. Anyway, one thing that has puzzled me lately, is why after so many years of practice, are the Tories no better at corruption…

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Funny story: Man far too excited about his new slippers

Man far too excited about his new slippers

Gary Johnson, a 45-year-old family man from Chutney on the Fritz, is far too excited about his new slippers. 'Yes' said Gary 'of all of the slippers I have owned, these are the best ones. They may only be cheap, I bought them from Tescos, when I w…

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Funny story: Unsold Pumpkin commiserating with unsold Firework

Unsold Pumpkin commiserating with unsold Firework

In a local Tesco, unsold, slightly rotting Pumpkin Tim Claypole and unsold firework Christoper Biggins are commiserating about their fate. 'It is dreadful' bewailed Tim 'no-one wanted me. I was not taken into a toddler's home, to feel the love tha…

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Funny story: Abba Fan knows she will get seven copies of their new CD for Christmas

Abba Fan knows she will get seven copies of their new CD for Christmas

Abba Fan Catherine Fitzgerald knows that at least seven of her friends and family will buy her a copy of Voyager, the new CD from Abba for Christmas. She said 'I don't mind husband Tom buying me a copy, as we had Abba play at our wedding, and it i…

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Funny story: A Sexual Poll Finds That Iowa Has More Sex Fiends Than Any Other State in The Country

A Sexual Poll Finds That Iowa Has More Sex Fiends Than Any Other State in The Country

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Quinnipinni, America’s number one polling organization, has just announced that the fly-over state of Iowa has just become the state with the most sex fiends. Quinnipinni chief executive administrator Lila Linfatelli, 56,…

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Funny story: Missouri Reports That The Most Popular Word in The State is "Vagina"

Missouri Reports That The Most Popular Word in The State is "Vagina"

JEFFERSON CITY, Missouri – (Satire News) – After conducting an extensive study at a cost of $675,000, to the Missouri taxpayers, the “Show Me” state has just announced the results. A spokesperson for the state, Jonas Quickfoot, 63, stated that the…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Admits That The SpaceX Toilet Is Leaking

Elon Musk Admits That The SpaceX Toilet Is Leaking

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The US Space Practices and Acts Commission has just issued Elon Musk’s company a $47,000 fine. According to the BuzzFuzz News Agency, the fine was levied due to the fact that one of the SpaceX toilets has developed a leak,…

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Funny story: Bob Baffert’s Newest Thoroughbred Race Horse “Climate Change” Easily Wins The Topeka Derby By 17 Lengths

Bob Baffert’s Newest Thoroughbred Race Horse “Climate Change” Easily Wins The Topeka Derby By 17 Lengths

TOPEKA, Kansas – (Sports Satire) – One of the greatest thoroughbred race horse trainers of all-time has just had another one of his amazing race horses win a major racing event. Bob Baffert’s two-year-old filly, “Climate Change,” who was a last mi…

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Funny story: Biden To Tax Housewives' Imputed Income To Fund Spending Bill

Biden To Tax Housewives' Imputed Income To Fund Spending Bill

BILLINGSGATE POST: With the President’s plan to fund his $3.5 trillion dollar social and infrastructure bill at zero net cost not going nowhere, he is now changing gears. Biden, along with Nancy Poozleosi and Jen Psaki, have repeatedly tried to re…

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