NUUK, Greenland - (Satire News) – One of the world’s leading gynecologists has just made an amazing discovery that will have millions and millions of women all over the world smiling from ear-to-ear.
Dr. Petrov P. Vinalabinio, who knows more about the female body than anyone on the face of the earth, told the news media, that after 7 years of painstaking research, which included studying the vaginas of over 4,200 women, he has made an earth-shattering discovery.
The good doctor working by himself, in his lab in Nuuk, Greenland, has discovered what he is calling Crème de la Crème de la Labia Minora.
This astounding cunt cream, as he calls it, when rubbed into the female beaver (muffin) for 12 minutes a day, (twice a day) has the ability to tighten up any woman’s pussy within 7 days.
Dr. Vinalabinio commented that when the cream is first applied it will have a smell that is a cross between a cinnamon stick, rust, and an adult sardine.
But he added that most women will get use to the unusually pungent odor within 72 hours. Husbands and/or boyfriends, he added make take up to as much as 2 weeks.
Dr. V, as his wife Sally calls him, noted that out of the over 4,200 females whom he personally tested the Crème de la Crème de la Labia Minora on, 4,193 showed visible and feelable results within 3 days; as their vaginas tightened up just as pretty as you please.
SIDENOTE: Dr. Vinalabinio stated that he eventually hopes to make his new magic hooha cream available in CVS and Walgreens stores. He stated that for now women can go to www.cremedelacremedelalabiaminora.sex to order his magic cream.