Abba Fan knows she will get seven copies of their new CD for Christmas

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 5 November 2021

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Oh for the love of god, Barbara, not this one again....

Abba Fan Catherine Fitzgerald knows that at least seven of her friends and family will buy her a copy of Voyager, the new CD from Abba for Christmas.

She said 'I don't mind husband Tom buying me a copy, as we had Abba play at our wedding, and it is a nice gift to be reminded of one of the happiest days of my life, and I suppose one from Mum and Dad and my sister and her wife is also a thoughtful gift, but Sarah from work and Tim at the Gym will also buy one as well. What do I say to all of them? They will all sign the cases as well, so I will keep all of them, just in case they visit. It is a logistical nightmare. Next time, I will just say I like Gin. Gin is always a good present to receive.

Tom said 'I know she feels. About nine years ago I said I quite liked Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd, and every time they release something new, I will be bought the CD or the book multiple times. Next time, I will just say I like Gin. Gin is always a good present to receive.

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