Funny story: A Gynecologist in Greenland Discovers An Amazing Cream That Will Tighten Womens Vaginas By As Much As 72%

A Gynecologist in Greenland Discovers An Amazing Cream That Will Tighten Womens Vaginas By As Much As 72%

NUUK, Greenland - (Satire News) – One of the world’s leading gynecologists has just made an amazing discovery that will have millions and millions of women all over the world smiling from ear-to-ear. Dr. Petrov P. Vinalabinio, who knows more abou…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Is Desperately Seeking An Exorcist To Drag The Food Demons Out of Donaldo’s Fat-Ass Body

Melania Trump Is Desperately Seeking An Exorcist To Drag The Food Demons Out of Donaldo’s Fat-Ass Body

MAR-a-LAGO – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of the Trump Dixieland Mansion state that Mrs. Trump is just about ready to throw in the damn food towel. Melly’s BFF LeBron James reports that the former first lady has gotten to where she cannot ev…

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Funny story: The Percentage of Sexually-Active Older Couples in America Has Shot Through The Friggin' Roof

The Percentage of Sexually-Active Older Couples in America Has Shot Through The Friggin' Roof

CINCINNATI – (Satire News) – In what many pundits are calling a huge mystery, reports coming out a sexual study conducted by a Cincinnati fact-finding firm, say that older couples are having more and more sex. The Scuttlebutt Review’s April Jiggle…

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Funny story: Christmas wankers lap up Sage & Onion latte

Christmas wankers lap up Sage & Onion latte

Sales of the new Sage & Onion Latte have been booming at coffee shops across the UK, as people will buy a dog turd on a stick if they’ve been told it’s a ‘Festive Limited Edition.’ “It’s just the ticket after a gruelling ninety minutes shopp…

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Funny story: Noah’s Ark Discovered in Brooklyn Navy Yard

Noah’s Ark Discovered in Brooklyn Navy Yard

Noah’s Ark, missing for thousands of years, has been found, in what scientists are describing as the greatest archaeological discovery in human history. The legendary boat turned up in a long-abandoned Brooklyn Navy Yard building. Stunned archeolo…

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Funny story: The Houston Texans Have Made Tampa Bay’s Tom Brady An Amazingly Out$tanding Offer!

The Houston Texans Have Made Tampa Bay’s Tom Brady An Amazingly Out$tanding Offer!

HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – Sports Bet Gazette senior writer Zorro La Bamba, has just informed the sports world that Texans owner Bob McNair, has just made Brady an offer that many say will be pretty damn hard to refuse. The owner, president, and…

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Funny story: President Biden Donates His Entire $400,000 Presidential Salary To 2 Very Worthy Causes

President Biden Donates His Entire $400,000 Presidential Salary To 2 Very Worthy Causes

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – As every American voter knows by now comparing Trump to President Biden is like comparing a Mississippi jackass to a Kentucky thoroughbred. There just is NO fucking comparison! President Biden is very intelli…

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Funny story: Roy Keane TV Rants to be Translated into English!

Roy Keane TV Rants to be Translated into English!

Ex-Leg-Breaking, Manchester United midfielder, Irish Nutter, Roy Keane, now earns his living f'ing and blinding on UK TV, before, in the middle, and after EPL (English Premier League) footy games. His favourite target at the moment in ranting abou…

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Funny story: The Catholic Church Confirms That Trump Is Positively, Without A Shadow of a Doubt, Going To Hell!

The Catholic Church Confirms That Trump Is Positively, Without A Shadow of a Doubt, Going To Hell!

THE VATICAN – (Satire News) – The highly respected Catholic publication, The Vatican Voice, has just reported that never in the history of mankind, has there been an individual who deserves to Go To Hell more than one Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump.

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Funny story: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Says That The Threats From a Guatemalan Drug Cartel Don’t Bother Him One Damn Bit (Well Maybe Just A Teeny Weeny Little Bitty Bit!)

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis Says That The Threats From a Guatemalan Drug Cartel Don’t Bother Him One Damn Bit (Well Maybe Just A Teeny Weeny Little Bitty Bit!)

TALLAHASSEE, Florida – (Satire News) – Like Confucius said back in 525 BC, “If one acts like a prick, then sooner-than-later he’ll end up with his dick in the dirt." True dat, as our British cousins say. And there is really no better example of a…

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Funny story: Vienna Brothels Offer Discounts To Clientele Getting On Site Covid-19 Vaccinations

Vienna Brothels Offer Discounts To Clientele Getting On Site Covid-19 Vaccinations

Vienna, the capital of Austria, land of exquisite pastries like the Sachertorte, Linzer Torte, Kaiserschmarrn, and the Palatschinken, has announced a new marketing idea and way of luring reluctant citizens into getting a Covid-19 vaccination: Brothel…

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