Even Asleep, Biden Does A Better Job Than Trump
Rumor has it President Joseph Biden fell asleep during the Glasgow Climate Conference. Maybe yes, maybe no, but even asleep, Biden does a better job than Donald Trump. The U.S. is back as a signature of the Paris Climate Agreement. Donald Trump…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Says The Rumors of Her Being a Member of The Ku Klux Klan Are Fu*king Lies!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The ugliest-looking member of Congress, Marjorie Taylor Greene, keeps insisting that she is not a charter member of the KKK. She recently appeared on The Tucker Carlson Show and she told “Swamp Creature #2*” that…
Read full storyDonald Trump Asks Queen Elizabeth For Permission To Build A Golf Course In The Outskirts of London
MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Donald J. Trump, the pathological liar who does not know the meaning of telling the truth, has just sent England’s Queen Elizabeth a text message. According to Prince Charles, the Trumptard asked her majesty i…
Read full storyToday's Most Popular Dog Name in the U.S. is ______
If you guessed Biden, you’re close. The most popular dog name today is Brandon. This is not too surprising since one of the most popular slogans in parts of the country is: Let’s go Brandon. That is supposedly equivalent to or at least mostly…
Read full storyThe Amazing New-Upstart e-Ocean Has Just Surpassed e-Bay In Sales and Popularity
SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO, California – (Satire News) – A Quinnipinni Poll has just revealed that the new multinational e-commerce company, e-Ocean has just surpassed e-Bay in volume and popularity. The latest upstart in the world of the Internet was fo…
Read full storyA Private Investigating Firm Has Uncovered Documents That Show That Donald Trump Is A Member of The Dixieland Nazi Party
ATLANTA, Georgia – (Satire News) – iRumors reports that the Eagle Eye Private Investigating Firm has just uncovered documents that show that the former disgraced president, Don Johnny Trump, is a card-carrying member of the Dixieland Nazi Party. i…
Read full story“Let’s Go Elmer.” Chant Breaks Out In Beaver Crossing, Nebraska
BILLINGSGATE POST: The three-word chant has become an internet sensation after an NBC reporter at the annual Beaver Crossing Cow Pie Throwing Contest incorrectly reported that fans in the stands were chanting "Let’s Go Elmer” following a colossal co…
Read full storyIs ABORT The Correct Word?
Abort is a term used to stop a plane from a dangerous landing or taking off. We have to abort, is a phrase frequently used in films and television. Taking off from SFO for a direct flight from San Francisco to London in a relatively new Boeing Tr…
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