THE VATICAN – (Satire News) – The highly respected Catholic publication, The Vatican Voice, has just reported that never in the history of mankind, has there been an individual who deserves to Go To Hell more than one Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump.
The Double V, did state that there are certainly lots of assholes who need and deserve to go down to the damn devil’s hot house and some of these shitheads include Adolf Hitler, Bernie Madoff, Charles Manson, Tucker Carlson, General George Armstrong Custer, Hirohito, two Jeffrey’s (Dahmer and Epstein), Mitch McConnell, Lieutenant William Calley Jr., Jim Jordan, Atilla The Hun, and of course Marjorie Taylor Greene.
A spokesperson for the Vatican, Gino De Ginovino, commented that Pope Francis has said in private that it wouldn’t hurt his feelings one bit if one day (soon) a damn hurricane would pick Trump up and carry him off to some far away place like Iceland, Herzegovina, or Missoula, Montana.
In Sports News. The New York Jets have dropped the idea of moving to Calgary, Canada.