Man far too excited about his new slippers

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 5 November 2021

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New slippers, finally a man I can be jealous of

Gary Johnson, a 45-year-old family man from Chutney on the Fritz, is far too excited about his new slippers.

'Yes' said Gary 'of all of the slippers I have owned, these are the best ones. They may only be cheap, I bought them from Tescos, when I went out to get the paper, but they are great, really comfortable a flattering fit, and a great colour'.

He looked at us again 'Oh my God, I am not even 50. When did my life become so dull that I get excited about new slippers?'

Wife Lorraine sat in the corner, raising her eyebrows, as she always does when Gary says something.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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