OKLAHOMA CITY – (Sports Satire) – The Oklahoma Thunder fans are as happy as termites in a pencil factory.
A spokesperson for the team, Amos McRoof, said that the Thunder is thrilled to have just signed the 7-foot-9-inch tall, LeBrondo Yudinda, a native of the African country of Zimbabwe.
Yuvama during a try-out with the team, shot and made 93 three-pointers in a row. He also made 87 free-throws without missing one.
The Thunder signed Yuvama to a 3-year, $9 million per year contract.
They also gave him a 2022 Lamborghini Murcielago and 2,000 shares of 7 Up stock.
The amazing African player only knows five words in English; money, hamburgers, basketball, Beyonce, and howdy.
