HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – In the world of Fetishism, many famous celebrities have engaged in some really, strange, and very odd fetishes.
Tabloid Today reporter Papaya Bamboo first broke the story of “Happy Days” actor Scot Baio liking to dress up in co-star Joanie’s (Erin Moran's) training bra and 50s rock and roll ruffled panties.
Bamboo later revealed that Donald Trump, according to wife Melania, loves sleeping in a Spider-Woman teddy.
But the most recent “Fetish Reveal” is Johnny Depp’s. The star of the "Pirates of The Caribbean" movie franchise, recently sat down with Miss Bamboo at the La Brea Tar Pits and revealed his life-long fetish.
Depp, who says he’s as straight as a yardstick, admitted that he has a doll affliction. The masculine macho actor told Miss Bamboo that he has been collecting dolls ever since he was in the third grade.
He noted that he now has well over 7,000 dolls from over 80 countries.
Depp said that he had to buy a 16,000 square foot house just to house his extensive doll collection which includes 917 Barbie's, 403 Ken's, 372 Cabbage Patch dolls, 91 Betsy Wetsy’s, 82 G.I. Joe's, 74 Raggedy Ann's, 68 Dora The Explorer's, and 41 Donna The Dominatrix's.
SIDENOTE: When Depp was asked which of his over 7,000 dolls is his favorite, he paused for a moment, took a puff from his Marlboro Light cigarette and a swig from his Johnny Walker Red bottle, and replied, that without a doubt it would have to be his life-sized Dolly Parton Doll.
