Vienna, the capital of Austria, land of exquisite pastries like the Sachertorte, Linzer Torte, Kaiserschmarrn, and the Palatschinken, has announced a new marketing idea and way of luring reluctant citizens into getting a Covid-19 vaccination: Brothel entry discounts to all customers willing to get on-site Covid-19 vaccinations at the FunPalast Brothel.
Desperate to stop the pandemic and aware of the thriving brothel business, an entrepreneurial thinker decided to wed the two needs into one unanimous partnership: Entry discounts for a brothel visit if you get a Covid-19 vaccination!
In his sleazy conniving ways, Donald Trump never thought of promoting Covid-19 cures in this way. All he came up with was drinking Clorox and Lysol. Oh yes, mustn’t forget, the Klieg-light enemas.
Discounts are great when buying, say, a case of figs or bananas, but a brothel discount? How are you going to explain that to your accountant?
“What did you do to get this discount at a brothel? This isn’t a Blacklist episode for Netflix. Sure, like Sunday morning, you’re going to get audited. And you’d better have your excuse written in stone.”
What can you get in return for wearing a mask?
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