HOUSTON – (Satire News) – All her life, Traci Ann Woodweather, the girl with the mesmerizing blue eyes, lived just a few notches above the poverty line.
After graduating from Houston’s Jose Altuve High School, as The Girl Most Likely To Marry A Very Rich Man, she went to work at a local McDonalds drive-thru.
The extremely pretty 19-year-old sensuously sexy blonde, with erotically stunning 36-DD breasts developed quite a drive-thru fan base.
The Mickey D's manager, Homer "Bubba" Cartwheel, 51, noted that at times her drive-thru window had vehicles lined up for three blocks; including police cars, school busses, and twice a hook and ladder fire truck.
Traci Ann even appeared in a local commercial for the hamburger giant dressed in tight-fitting Daisy Duke short shorts, an orange Houston Astros halter top, and Texas cowgirl boots, while seductively eating a McDonald's French fry.
It’s then when the stunningly gorgeous poor little girl’s life changed forever.
After receiving countless offers, including to become a Victoria’s Secret model, a Playboy bunny, and a appearing in Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition, she received a call from Lexington Noah Strongstreet, 47, an oilman, who just happens to be one the richest men in the entire Lone Star state.
He asked Miss Woodweather out on a date and bingo, after only dating for 48 hours, Strongstreet got down on his knees (with Nike kneepads) and he asked Traci Ann to be his wife.
It took Traci Ann a grand total of .3 seconds before she yelled out “Yes! And I mean hell yes!”
The couple will be moving into a 17,900 square foot mansion in Houston’s most exclusive neighborhood, The Golden Tumbleweed Estates.
SIDENOTE: Strongstreet, who is head-over-heels in love with Traci Ann, gave her over $19 million in wedding gifts; including the McDonalds where she once worked.
