Funny story: If Trump Were Black, Would He Receive As Many Favorable Court Delays?

If Trump Were Black, Would He Receive As Many Favorable Court Delays?

Of course not. George Floyd was black, trying to use a counterfeit $20.00 bill, and killed on the spot in nine minutes. No judge, no jury, District Court of Appeals, and Circuit Court, and forget the Supreme Court. "Too busy. Have to judge more cr…

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Funny story: Police In Pittsburgh Say That An ATM Machine Accidentally Took Hundreds of Photos of Female Customers With Their Breasts Exposed

Police In Pittsburgh Say That An ATM Machine Accidentally Took Hundreds of Photos of Female Customers With Their Breasts Exposed

PITTSBURGH – (Satire News) – The Daily Dirt has just broken the story about an ATM machine in Pittsburgh that went effeningly haywire. According to DD reporter Stormy Coin, ATM machine #780609-3 located at The drive-thru ATM machine lane at The Te…

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Funny story: The US Navy Approves Naming The Newest Most Powerful Polaris Submarine After The Nation’s First Lady

The US Navy Approves Naming The Newest Most Powerful Polaris Submarine After The Nation’s First Lady

ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – (Satire News) – The Department of the Navy has just issued permission to have the latest, state-of-the-art Polaris submarine named after the president’s wife. Ipso Facto News reporter Fuchsia Garfunkel stated that the newest…

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Funny story: Someone Submitted BJ Novak’s DNA to the Public Domain

Someone Submitted BJ Novak’s DNA to the Public Domain

Internet users were delighted this week to realize that BJ Novak’s DNA was submitted to the public domain. Novak, who gained fame as Ryan Howard on “The Office”, has had his biological clones spotted all over the planet over the last two weeks.

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Funny story: Biden Meets with Pope Francis to Trade Baseball Cards

Biden Meets with Pope Francis to Trade Baseball Cards

While on his visit to The Vatican, President Biden, only the second Catholic president in the history of the United States, said he was excited to see what he could get for his Andrew McCutchen rookie card. “Cutch is a five-time all star. He has…

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Funny story: Former TheSpoof.com Writer Emerges From Exile After Story Brought Murderous Threats

Former TheSpoof.com Writer Emerges From Exile After Story Brought Murderous Threats

Somewhere, USA - Former Spoof writer Brendan Shumway recently emerged from hiding nearly 2 decades after writing a TheSpoof.com story that prompted hate mail and death threats. Shumway, fearing for his life, disappeared from public view in 2004, aide…

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Funny story: Disgraced Former Attorney General Bill Barr Is Now Selling Used Cars In Brooklyn

Disgraced Former Attorney General Bill Barr Is Now Selling Used Cars In Brooklyn

BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – The man who served as attorney general during you-know-who’s administration has learned that when you lie, and cheat, and deceive, it will all come back to bite you in the ass (and in Bill Barr’s case in his humongous hippo…

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Funny story: Amazon Send Electric Blankets to Freezing Refugees Stuck on the Belarus/Polish Border

Amazon Send Electric Blankets to Freezing Refugees Stuck on the Belarus/Polish Border

Mega Multi-Billionaire turn-over company, Amazon, have proven to the ice-cold world they do have a warm heart. A convoy load of Amazon trucks has been dispatched to the Polish/Belarus border filled with electric blankets as a charitable gesture to…

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Funny story: Is It About Voter Fatigue Or Private Male-Part Fatigue?

Is It About Voter Fatigue Or Private Male-Part Fatigue?

New commercial on television about voter fatigue, but it’s using voter fatigue as a euphemism for a guy’s sexual performance. Got it? Racy stuff, but it’s okay. At least it’s out of a woman’s uterus. Are you listening, Governor Abbott? Get your v…

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