There were 176 spoof news stories published in November 2021. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
The U.S. Navy Is sending The Powerful Aircraft Carrier The USS Barack Obama To The Mediterranean To Defend Israel Against An Attack From Libya
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the White House press corps that President Biden is not going to tolerate Libya’s warmongering posture. POTUS stated that the CIA intercepted a message, that Libya is planning a…
Read full storyPresident Biden Donates His Entire $400,000 Presidential Salary To 2 Very Worthy Causes
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – As every American voter knows by now comparing Trump to President Biden is like comparing a Mississippi jackass to a Kentucky thoroughbred. There just is NO fucking comparison! President Biden is very intelli…
Read full storyPresident Biden Says He Is Sick and Tired of Trump and His Never-Ending Lies And So He Is Going To Show The Orange Bitch Who The Boss Is
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – President Biden was in Baltimore to help dedicate the new, President and Mrs. Joe Biden High School, which is a state-of-the-art school of higher learning. He was asked by reporters about the on-going crisis between Chi…
Read full storyToday's Most Popular Dog Name in the U.S. is ______
If you guessed Biden, you’re close. The most popular dog name today is Brandon. This is not too surprising since one of the most popular slogans in parts of the country is: Let’s go Brandon. That is supposedly equivalent to or at least mostly…
Read full storyMadonna Has Just Become The Official Spokeswoman For McDonalds
CICERO, Illinois – (Satire News) – Madonna said she wanted to become relevant once again and as the News Blues News Agency is reporting, the ‘Material Girl,” is getting her wish. NBNA reporter Velveeta Maracas reports that the 63-year-old grandmot…
Read full storyOprah Winfrey Lands An Exclusive Interview With Donald J. Trump
NEW YORK CITY – (Magazine Satire) - The woman who has interviewed more famous people than even Barbara Walters, recently sat down with a man who says he came very close to becoming America’s first king, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. OPRAH: Well h…
Read full storyThe McDonalds In Kabul, Afghanistan Sells Over 4,000 McCamelburgers Per Day
KABUL, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – The McDonalds Corporation is happy to announce that their McDonalds restaurant in downtown Kabul is having record sales. A spokesperson for Afghanistan’s national Two-Humped News Agency stated that since introd…
Read full storyDon’t Call Me FlyFace
BILLINGSGATE POST: In the pantheon of Dick Tracy villains, there was no greater public enemy than Flyface. His real name was Felixweather Limpp, aka Hank Tight. A lawyer by profession, Flyface was a portly, 42-year old man with a constant grimaced ex…
Read full storyMan Kicked Out Of Cop26 Climate Talks For Not Recycling Pepsi Can
Edinburgh, Scotland - I'm reporting from Edinburgh because I can't get anywhere near Glasgow. It's a total mess. Barricades and Covid checkpoints up the wazoo! Who knew that's a Scottish expression? Regardless, a member of the Polish delegation t…
Read full storyThe 2021 San Francisco Transgender Beauty Pageant Is Won By A Male San Francisco Detective
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – This year’s San Francisco Transgender Beauty Pageant was held at the famed Sidesaddle Coliseum in Chinatown. The event, in it’s 27th year, has become the premier transgender pageant in the entire nation. Contesta…
Read full storyMadonna Says She Will Run Against Florida’s Asshole Governor Ron DeSantis, and She’ll Kick His Ass From Miami to Pensacola
TAMPA BAY, Florida – (Satire News) – Reporter April Jiggle with The Scuttlebutt Review has broken the story regarding Madonna’s political aspirations and intentions. The 63-year-old resident of New York told Miss Jiggle that ever since 1998, she h…
Read full storyCourtroom Sketch Artist Makes Ghislaine Maxwell Super Hot for Some Reason
NEW YORK- Opening statements were made in the trial of Ghislaine Maxwell today, and while cameras are not allowed in the courtroom, there is a sketch artist who has decided to make the accused super hot for unknown reasons. While Maxwell sits accu…
Read full storyNan puts sprouts on to boil for Christmas dinner
A nan has started preparing for Christmas by putting the sprouts on a low simmer to ensure they are at optimum indistinguishable mushiness on the big day. Veronica Perkins, 67, said, “I spend thirty-seven hours putting little crosses in 22,000 sp…
Read full storyJohnny Depp, The Star of The Pirates of The Caribbean Movies, Reveals His Unusually Weird-As-Hell Fetish
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – In the world of Fetishism, many famous celebrities have engaged in some really, strange, and very odd fetishes. Tabloid Today reporter Papaya Bamboo first broke the story of “Happy Days” actor Scot Baio liking to dress…
Read full storyA Massive Brawl Breaks Out At A Los Angeles Fitness Center
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Police were called to The Fit-As-Fiddle Fitness Center after several people called 911 about a huge fight that broke out in the main exercise room. According to several eye witnesses, the brouhaha began when a white w…
Read full storyChristmas wankers lap up Sage & Onion latte
Sales of the new Sage & Onion Latte have been booming at coffee shops across the UK, as people will buy a dog turd on a stick if they’ve been told it’s a ‘Festive Limited Edition.’ “It’s just the ticket after a gruelling ninety minutes shopp…
Read full storyA Female Prisoner Models The Latest Sexy Prison Swimsuit For Female Inmates
OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – The state of New York has always been at the forefront when it comes to prisons, pizza, professional sports teams, and now womens prison wear. Omnium Gatherum reporter Ashburn Wasabi reports that Sing Sing Pris…
Read full storyMeteorologists Fear That If A Category 5 Tsunami Hits Key West, Florida, The Island Is History
MIAMI – (Satire News) – Many weather-related topics were recently discussed at the annual meeting of The American Meteorological Guild (AMG). One topic that was discussed concerns the island town of Key West, Florida. As everyone knows Key West ju…
Read full storyTacos Have Just Surpassed Hamburgers As America’s Favorite Fast Food
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The latest fast food poll taken by the nation’s number one polling organization, Quinnipinni, has shocked many fans of fast food eateries. Q Director Derek Waterwell, informed the national public that the extensive 11-mon…
Read full storyJane Goodall Opens A Chain Of Banana Shops
Acclaimed monkey lady, Jane Goodall, has invested her life savings from monkeying around in Africa for all those years in a string of Banana Shops, after deciding there just aren't enough banana shoppes in the world. "I suppose we should have seen…
Read full storyDollar Tree To Become Two-Dollar Tree
IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA, Virginia – (Business Satire) - Dollar Tree is a chain of variety discount stores that sells everything from pencils to pliers and pretzels to pantiliners. The franchise, which has over 15,000 stores nationwide, was founded on H…
Read full storyElon Musk Admits That The SpaceX Toilet Is Leaking
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The US Space Practices and Acts Commission has just issued Elon Musk’s company a $47,000 fine. According to the BuzzFuzz News Agency, the fine was levied due to the fact that one of the SpaceX toilets has developed a leak,…
Read full storyDonald Trump Insists That Son Barron’s Girlfriend Isn’t Black – She’s Just Greek With a Tremendous Tan
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – If there is one thing that is 99.9999% certain is that “Trump The Chump” is a pathological racist. That fact has been proven, and proven, and proven time after time, by tons of people, organizations, and coun…
Read full storyKentucky Fried Chicken To Start Selling Fried Dr. Pepper
LEXINGTON, Kentucky – (Satire News) – In a move to help increase sagging sales, KFC has decided to implement a new menu item. A spokesperson for the chicken giant, Filla Marshenco, 51, stated that starting in January 2022, all of the 23,802 KFC’s…
Read full storyThe US Health Federation Has Learned That Trump Steaks Were Actually 60% Kangaroo Meat
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – It seems like with each new day, the former “Golfer-in-Chief,” aka Donald J. Trump is hit with yet another investigation and follow-up charges. Trump’s latest investigation; an investigation into his Trump steaks, is cert…
Read full storyScarlett Johansson To Star With Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder, and Paul Wesley In the New Vampire Diaries Movie, “Space Invaders Land In Mystic Falls”
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Silver Screen Showcase Magazine has just learned from an unnamed source that production will soon begin on the latest saga of the extremely popular film franchise, “The Vampire Diaries.” SSSM senior reporter Pomona Vox,…
Read full storyThe US Navy Approves Naming The Newest Most Powerful Polaris Submarine After The Nation’s First Lady
ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – (Satire News) – The Department of the Navy has just issued permission to have the latest, state-of-the-art Polaris submarine named after the president’s wife. Ipso Facto News reporter Fuchsia Garfunkel stated that the newest…
Read full storyPresident Biden Instructs The State of New York To Take Donald Trump’s Drivers License Away
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – It is official – Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump can no longer drive a car, a truck, or even a golf cart; not only in New York, but in any state. The New York state attorney general acted on the DL removal upon the ad…
Read full storySeismologists Are Predicting That A Devastating 9.3 Earthquake Will Strike 17 Miles From Mar-a-Lago
MAR-a-LAGO – (Satire News) – The Ta Da News Agency reports that several of America’s most respected seismologists are making a prediction that has the residents of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Mansion shaking in their over-priced shoes. TDNA reporter Sequoi…
Read full storyJoe Biden claims to have fought in World War One with Rodney Dangerfield
President Joe Byman visited Vermont to promote his new “Build this now but better, probably” initiative. President Byner speaking from a podium at some parking lot quipped: “Let me tell you, I know about war. I fought the dirty Jerries in Wo…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Reveals That She Has Stopped Wearing Panties
MANHATTAN – (Satire News) – According to Wild Whisper’s reporter Margarita Mixx, Ivanka Trump has finally revealed that she does not wear panties. Trump’s favorite child was interviewed by Miss Mixx, and she flat out told her that the reason she s…
Read full storyGermany Cancels Christmas Due To The Ongoing Trumpapalooza Pandemic
BERLIN, Germany – (Satire News) – Germany’s national news agency, Sieg Heil, has just informed the German people that they will be cancelling this year’s Christmas season. A reporter for Seig Heil noted that due to the Trumpapalooza virus, all Ger…
Read full storyMadonna, At The Age of 63, Cannot Stand The Fact That She Is No Longer Relevant
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – A record executive with Round & Round Records, has just informed the news media that Madonna, who looks much older, heavier, and meaner than Naomi Campbell, is having trouble accepting the fact that she is no longe…
Read full storyPanic Hits The US As Pig Pandemic Cases Are On The Rise
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki has just stated that the incidence of the Pig Virus has gone up just in the past 72 hours. The Pig Virus which is believed to have started just outside of Mar-a-Lago, Florida…
Read full storyDonald Trump Asks Queen Elizabeth For Permission To Build A Golf Course In The Outskirts of London
MAR-a-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – Donald J. Trump, the pathological liar who does not know the meaning of telling the truth, has just sent England’s Queen Elizabeth a text message. According to Prince Charles, the Trumptard asked her majesty i…
Read full storyBezos-Musk, Inc., Announces They Will Build The Biggest Retail Shopping Mall In The World
LAREDO, Texas - (Satire News) – The biggest corporation in the world, which is headed by multi-billionaires Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk has just stated that they will soon begin construction on what will be the biggest retail mall in the entire world.
Read full storyEven Asleep, Biden Does A Better Job Than Trump
Rumor has it President Joseph Biden fell asleep during the Glasgow Climate Conference. Maybe yes, maybe no, but even asleep, Biden does a better job than Donald Trump. The U.S. is back as a signature of the Paris Climate Agreement. Donald Trump…
Read full storyAmazon Send Electric Blankets to Freezing Refugees Stuck on the Belarus/Polish Border
Mega Multi-Billionaire turn-over company, Amazon, have proven to the ice-cold world they do have a warm heart. A convoy load of Amazon trucks has been dispatched to the Polish/Belarus border filled with electric blankets as a charitable gesture to…
Read full storyCambodia Is Bankrupt – They Beg President Biden For a Loan
PHNOM PENH, Cambodia – (Satire News) – Cambodia’s Jungle Time News Agency has just reported that the country that is 86% Buddist and 6.9% atheist has flat out run out of monetary funds. The government is in total disarray and is considering sellin…
Read full storyUber Will Now Be Picking Up and Delivering Merchandise As Well As People
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – San Francisco-based Huber has decided to take a cue from FedEx, UPS, and Amazon Prime, and they are not officially in the package delivering business. A spokesperson for the company stated that after several researc…
Read full storyNASA Preparing to Slam Astronauts Into Asteroid to Push it Off Course
Have you ever had dreams about a giant rock coming from the depths of the Solar system and hitting Earth? You are not the only one! This nightmarish scenario was a subject of many scientific studies and inspired experts to find a way to avoid Armaged…
Read full storyA Gynecologist in Greenland Discovers An Amazing Cream That Will Tighten Womens Vaginas By As Much As 72%
NUUK, Greenland - (Satire News) – One of the world’s leading gynecologists has just made an amazing discovery that will have millions and millions of women all over the world smiling from ear-to-ear. Dr. Petrov P. Vinalabinio, who knows more abou…
Read full storyAmerica's TV Critics Vote “Hell On Wheels” The Best Western Series Ever
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Going back to the 40s, 50s, and 60s, television westerns have always played a big part of the TV prime time schedules. And according to TV critic, writer, and fan, Abel Zorro, with The Hullabaloo Review, some of the top…
Read full storyLetters To The Editor: From Melania Trump, Marjorie Taylor Greene, LeBron James, Ghislaine Epstein, & Mrs. Mitch McConnell
NEW YORK CITY, - (Satire News) - Presented by The Daily Drama News Agency. Dear Editor: I just want everyone to know that I have had it with that worthless, piece-of-shit loser, Don Trump Sr. telling everyone that he has never met me, or that he h…
Read full storyNorway’s Hair-Raising Wonder Pill
OSLO, Norway – (Satire News) - Scientists in Norway claim that they have discovered a pill that successfully restores a full head of a hair to completely bald men; but unfortunately, it also has an undesirable side effect. According to Norway’s na…
Read full storyA Hackensack, New Jersey Hooter’s Girl Wins This Year’s Banana-Eating Contest
HACKENSACK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – Growing up in the Bronx, little Tiffany Jo Suckasetti, always felt a bit insecure and wondered if she would ever get a boyfriend. Her self-esteem, self-pride, and self-worth had been taken away by a stupid,…
Read full storyBaskin-Robbins Announces Their Brand New Adult-Oriented Ice Cream
ICE CREAM CREEK, Vermont - The Daily Max has just informed the public that the nation’s number ice cream restaurant has just come out with a brand new ice cream flavor that is geared strictly to the adult patrons. Reporter Savannah Stiletto state…
Read full storyThe Dallas Cowboys and The Green Bay Packers Will Play At London’s World Famous Wembley Stadium
LONDON – (Sports Satire) – England’s Tickety Boo News has just broken the story that the Dallas Cowboys and their long-time rivals the Green Bay Packers have agreed to play in London at Wembley Stadium. Brompton Boxgrove with TBN stated that he sp…
Read full storyA Tijuana High School Cheerleader Has Just Inherited Two Bullrings and Lots of Other Things
TIJUANA, Mexico – (Satire News) – Mexico’s national news agency, El Ole, has just stated that the owner of Tijuana’s two bullrings has left them both to his favorite granddaughter. Senor Horacio Heriberto Del Echo was one of Tijuana’s richest busi…
Read full storyCritical Race Theory Isn’t A Theory
A set of words introduced recently to better understand how the world creates different policies according to race and sex. Who is really in charge and are people tagged before they’re born? Critical Race Theory? Some don’t want it taught in scho…
Read full storyHow To Be Stupid
How To Be Stupid ….and use it to your advantage. Being stupid can have its definite positive aspects. In the right hands it can be a wonderful tool for finding that peace of mind, that satisfaction with life and, even, that extra bit of fina…
Read full storyThe Amazing New-Upstart e-Ocean Has Just Surpassed e-Bay In Sales and Popularity
SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO, California – (Satire News) – A Quinnipinni Poll has just revealed that the new multinational e-commerce company, e-Ocean has just surpassed e-Bay in volume and popularity. The latest upstart in the world of the Internet was fo…
Read full storyColin Kaepernick's Netflix Series Is The Most Viewed Sports Series of The Year
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Sports Bet Gazette veteran writer Zorro La Bamba wrote that one of the best cable network sports series he has ever seen is the one starring Colin Kaepernick, former San Francisco 49ers fabulous quarterback. The l…
Read full storyGovernment Shuts Down as HBO Max Log In Spreads Around Congress
The United States government went into a full shutdown today once word of an HBO Max username and password was spread through the congressional halls. Aides on the Hill say that paperwork has piled high on the desks of representatives who are bin…
Read full storyThe Detroit Lions Have The Worst Record Of Any Team In The NFL And Their Fans Are Embarrassed-As-Hell!
DETROIT – (Sports Satire) – The entire Lions organization from the owners, to the coaches, to the players, to the cheerleaders, and even to the hot dog vendors are sick and tired of the team's winless record. Lions coach Dan Campbell told Zorro La…
Read full storyWho Wants To Be a Trllionaire? You, Because You Already Are One!
For centuries people have complained that they're poor because they have little or no money in their wallet or purse or geeky fanny-pack, but new insights have come forth that would seem to contradict the concept of rich or poor. Eminent math egg-…
Read full storyIs ABORT The Correct Word?
Abort is a term used to stop a plane from a dangerous landing or taking off. We have to abort, is a phrase frequently used in films and television. Taking off from SFO for a direct flight from San Francisco to London in a relatively new Boeing Tr…
Read full storyAbba Fan knows she will get seven copies of their new CD for Christmas
Abba Fan Catherine Fitzgerald knows that at least seven of her friends and family will buy her a copy of Voyager, the new CD from Abba for Christmas. She said 'I don't mind husband Tom buying me a copy, as we had Abba play at our wedding, and it i…
Read full storyShakespeare couldn't have "punned" it better!
The down-and-outers who took over the abandoned, dilapidated house on the cheap side of the lake proved themselves adaptive if nothing else. They quickly made the place livable, diverted a creek to irrigate a vegetable garden, and somehow plugged…
Read full storyCross-cultural Jabberwocky - A Survival Skill for Tunisia
The mistake I made was to use German. Being an American tourist in Tunisia at a time shortly after the first Gulf War was not dangerous, but at the same time not entirely comfortable. Occasional photos of Saddam Hussein that were proudly displayed…
Read full storyThe Taliban and The United States Work Out a Camels For iPhones Trade
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Omnium Gatherum News Agency has just learned that Afghanistan’s Taliban faction will be shipping to the US, 900 one-humped camels, in exchange for 3,000 used iPhones. The trade is believed to be one of the mo…
Read full storyFrom Beyond, Jeeves and Bertie Wooster Contact Jaggedone to Inquire if Holland is Underwater yet!
04.00 AM between Jaggedone's wax filled earholes: Jaggedone to Jeeves: "Damn it Jeeves, can't you let an Old Codger get his beauty sleep!" Bertie Wooster: "Jeeves ol' Bean, I heard that Holland could be underwater by 2050, have you heard that…
Read full storyThe Oklahoma Thunder Sign a 7-Foot-9-Inch African From Zimbabwe
OKLAHOMA CITY – (Sports Satire) – The Oklahoma Thunder fans are as happy as termites in a pencil factory. A spokesperson for the team, Amos McRoof, said that the Thunder is thrilled to have just signed the 7-foot-9-inch tall, LeBrondo Yudinda, a n…
Read full storyFrom Rags To Riches: An Extremely Sexy McDonalds Employee Dates A Texas Oilman and He Gives Her a $16.7 Million Engagement Ring
HOUSTON – (Satire News) – All her life, Traci Ann Woodweather, the girl with the mesmerizing blue eyes, lived just a few notches above the poverty line. After graduating from Houston’s Jose Altuve High School, as The Girl Most Likely To Marry A Ve…
Read full storyThe List of 2021’s Top 10 Hip Hop-Rap Band Names
HARLEM, New York – (Magazine Satire) - Afro Sheen Magazine reporter Yodelle Denzel St. Bling has just announced the magazine’s selection of this year's top hip hop-rap music band names. Lots and lots of websites were searched in order to choose the t…
Read full storyA Well-Respected Vatican Publication Names Donald Trump "The Most Evil Person Since Adolf Hitler"
THE VATICAN – (Satire News) – The highly-respected Vatican Voice News Agency has just listed it’s choices for mean, hateful, and worthless individuals. Winners in the past have included Sean Hannity, Jeffrey Epstein, O.J. Simpson, Omarosa, and Ann…
Read full storyQuestions raised as to when Shakin' Stevens biggest song can be played in the shops
Christmas is usually a time for remembering a great Aunt with a Christmas Card, why your parents watched the Good Life in the seventies, and for remembering Shakin' Stevens, and his ever-green festive song Merry Christmas Everyone. This year, the…
Read full storyLos Angeles Clippers Superstar Kawhi Leonard, Who Hardly Ever Speaks, Signs a Multi-Millionaire Deal with In-N-Out Burgers
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – One of the quietest athletes in professional sport has just signed a huge $8.3 million deal with California’s most popular hamburger chain. A spokesperson for In-N-Out Burgers told Sporting Chance Magazine reporter…
Read full storyMissouri Reports That The Most Popular Word in The State is "Vagina"
JEFFERSON CITY, Missouri – (Satire News) – After conducting an extensive study at a cost of $675,000, to the Missouri taxpayers, the “Show Me” state has just announced the results. A spokesperson for the state, Jonas Quickfoot, 63, stated that the…
Read full storyGold Rush Poet Robert Service Dedicates New Poem About Anchorage, Alaska
Yes, we know that Robert Service, the world famous British bard who wrote lyrically about the lands of the Far North and thereby achieved world-wide fame, was long dead and buried by the time Anchorage, Alaska even became a gleam in the railroad magn…
Read full storyDonald Trump Is Furious That Scotland Has Taken Control of His Golf Course and Will Be Auctioning It Off To The Highest Bidder
LAKE BLARNEY STONE , Scotland – (Satire News) – Well as if the “Orange Bozo” doesn’t have enough headaches, worries, and tax evasion problems already, now comes word that the Scottish government has taken control of Trump’s golf course, known as Trum…
Read full storyBiden Introduces New 'Guide Dogs For The Stupid' Plan
Washington, DC - If you've been wondering what VP Harris has been up too since solving the border crisis, the wait is over. On Friday, Biden held a press conference in the Rose Garden, to explain that his VP has been busy training the first dogs i…
Read full storyIs he really your Prime Minister? asks the world
Great Britain was today asked if Boris Johnson really was their Prime Minister? Known for his flamboyance, way of being morally corrupt, and his dress sense Boris Johnson is many things, but Prime Minister material may not be one of them. Russi…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Says The Rumors of Her Being a Member of The Ku Klux Klan Are Fu*king Lies!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The ugliest-looking member of Congress, Marjorie Taylor Greene, keeps insisting that she is not a charter member of the KKK. She recently appeared on The Tucker Carlson Show and she told “Swamp Creature #2*” that…
Read full storyThe British Parliament Has Prohibited The News Media From Mentioning Princess Diana
LONDON – (Satire News) – England’s Parliament has decided that effective immediately the news media will be prohibited from mentioning Princess Diana in any type of news report. The action was taken due to the fact that there are many news outlets…
Read full storyThe Houston Texans Have Made Tampa Bay’s Tom Brady An Amazingly Out$tanding Offer!
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – Sports Bet Gazette senior writer Zorro La Bamba, has just informed the sports world that Texans owner Bob McNair, has just made Brady an offer that many say will be pretty damn hard to refuse. The owner, president, and…
Read full storyCongratulations Democrats For Electing A Republican Governor In Virginia
Great job, House Democrats! House Democrats managed to elect a Republican governor in Virginia. With all of their dithering, progressives made House Democrats look like a group of knit-pickers, who could not decide which way was up and didn't kno…
Read full storyBiden To Tax Housewives' Imputed Income To Fund Spending Bill
BILLINGSGATE POST: With the President’s plan to fund his $3.5 trillion dollar social and infrastructure bill at zero net cost not going nowhere, he is now changing gears. Biden, along with Nancy Poozleosi and Jen Psaki, have repeatedly tried to re…
Read full storyPakistan Announces That Anyone Caught Texting While Riding On a Yak Will Receive a Hefty Fine
ZINGISTAN, Pakistan – (World News) – The Pakistani government has just issued a proclamation that they say will be enforced 100%. It appears that lately the country has seen a rash of accidents that are occurring due to the fact that many resident…
Read full story1801 Greenhouse Gas Summit Vowed End to Methane Emissions
National Archives, Washington, D. C. Wood Splinter with a SINful report for Spoof International news. This reporter has uncovered notes in the archives here regarding a long-forgotten Greenhouse Summit held in 1801 with Thomas Jefferson, Napoleon, a…
Read full storyHunter Biden’s Perpetual Energy Machine: Exclusive Diagram
BILLINGSGATE POST: The clean energy crisis is over. Toss away your solar panels and windmills. Cease the research on nuclear fission and hydrogen. Today, with much fanfare, President Biden proudly unveiled a sketch of a revolutionary source of en…
Read full storyCostco Is Selling Official Sports Cardboard Fan Cutouts
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Ta Da News Agency is reporting that the huge national corporation, Costco, which operates a chain of membership-only outlets will be giving it’s millions of customers an opportunity to purchase official sports cardboard…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Finally Finds The Balls To Reveal That Donald Trump Quasi-Groped Her In His Mar-a-Lago Master Bedroom
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to the News Blues News Agency, one of the most hated politicians in D.C. is none other than the dirty blonde-haired skanky bitch herself, Marjorie Taylor Greene. NBNA reporter Velveeta Maracas says that…
Read full storyMan far too excited about his new slippers
Gary Johnson, a 45-year-old family man from Chutney on the Fritz, is far too excited about his new slippers. 'Yes' said Gary 'of all of the slippers I have owned, these are the best ones. They may only be cheap, I bought them from Tescos, when I w…
Read full storySexual Intercourse Has Gone Down Drastically in 37 States
PAWTUCKET, Rhode Island – (Satire News) – Recent studies conducted at Pawtucket’s prestigious Paul Revere University have shown that the incidence of sexual intercourse has gone down in 37 of the 50 states. Professor Wilmington F. Fissaletti, 74,…
Read full storyMelania Trump Is Desperately Seeking An Exorcist To Drag The Food Demons Out of Donaldo’s Fat-Ass Body
MAR-a-LAGO – (Satire News) – Reports coming out of the Trump Dixieland Mansion state that Mrs. Trump is just about ready to throw in the damn food towel. Melly’s BFF LeBron James reports that the former first lady has gotten to where she cannot ev…
Read full storyBob Baffert’s Newest Thoroughbred Race Horse “Climate Change” Easily Wins The Topeka Derby By 17 Lengths
TOPEKA, Kansas – (Sports Satire) – One of the greatest thoroughbred race horse trainers of all-time has just had another one of his amazing race horses win a major racing event. Bob Baffert’s two-year-old filly, “Climate Change,” who was a last mi…
Read full storyThe Costa Rican Government Shuts Down and Rotten Bananas Are Starting To Pile Up All Over The Place
PUERTO DE PLATANOS, Costa Rica – (SATIRE NEWS) - The Banana Bunch News Agency is reporting that the country is starting to smell-like-hell. This is due to the government of Costa Rica taking a cue from the USA and shutting down the national govern…
Read full storyVienna Brothels Offer Discounts To Clientele Getting On Site Covid-19 Vaccinations
Vienna, the capital of Austria, land of exquisite pastries like the Sachertorte, Linzer Torte, Kaiserschmarrn, and the Palatschinken, has announced a new marketing idea and way of luring reluctant citizens into getting a Covid-19 vaccination: Brothel…
Read full storyA Private Investigating Firm Has Uncovered Documents That Show That Donald Trump Is A Member of The Dixieland Nazi Party
ATLANTA, Georgia – (Satire News) – iRumors reports that the Eagle Eye Private Investigating Firm has just uncovered documents that show that the former disgraced president, Don Johnny Trump, is a card-carrying member of the Dixieland Nazi Party. i…
Read full storyThe Catholic Church Confirms That Trump Is Positively, Without A Shadow of a Doubt, Going To Hell!
THE VATICAN – (Satire News) – The highly respected Catholic publication, The Vatican Voice, has just reported that never in the history of mankind, has there been an individual who deserves to Go To Hell more than one Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump.
Read full storyTrump Attends a Braves – Astros World Series Game and Insults The Entire Native-American Nation
ATLANTA – (Sports Satire) – The most hated person in America, Donald Jonathan Trump, did not help himself when he was spotted at the Atlanta Braves – Houston Astros World Series Game, acting like a total and complete asshole. Trump, who stood out…
Read full storyDonald Trump Rushed To The Hospital With A Severe Case of TWS
Mar-a-Lago – (Satire News) – Senior Daily Drama reporter Cinderella St. Lamb, reports that the man that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has nicknamed “Old Butt Face” was recently rushed to the hospital. A spokesperson for Our Lady of The De…
Read full storyTexas Governor Greg Abbott’s Psychiatrist Says The SOB Is As Crazy As Bat Shit!
GALVESTON – (Satire News) – The man who was D.J. Trump’s personal psychiatrist has informed the news media that his new patient, Gov. Greg Abbott is positively 100% certifiable (i.e. crazy, insane, fucked-up). Dr. Hans Von Hansheister, III, spoke…
Read full storyJai Courtney front runner to be new Bond
Following the release of ‘No Time to Die’, Daniel Craig’s last outing as 007, the Internet has been awash with speculation over which actor will take over the iconic role. Will filmmakers break with tradition and cast a person of colour such as I…
Read full storyUnited Sack deadwood, Solskjaer, and Replace Him With a deadwood Zombie, not a Tosser!
After yesterday's disgraceful capitulation against their 'Bitter' rivals in the ancient city of Manchester, the red side of the city, managed by a 'walking the dead Norwegian Wood-Head', have decided to replace him with yet another piece of Dead-Wood…
Read full storyPolice In Pittsburgh Say That An ATM Machine Accidentally Took Hundreds of Photos of Female Customers With Their Breasts Exposed
PITTSBURGH – (Satire News) – The Daily Dirt has just broken the story about an ATM machine in Pittsburgh that went effeningly haywire. According to DD reporter Stormy Coin, ATM machine #780609-3 located at The drive-thru ATM machine lane at The Te…
Read full storySomeone Submitted BJ Novak’s DNA to the Public Domain
Internet users were delighted this week to realize that BJ Novak’s DNA was submitted to the public domain. Novak, who gained fame as Ryan Howard on “The Office”, has had his biological clones spotted all over the planet over the last two weeks.
Read full storyGov. Abbott of Texas Shows Exactly How Full of Sh*t He Is As He Announces His Border Wall Will Be Built Out of Recycled Tampons
WAXAHACHIE, Texas – (Satire News) – The News Blues News Agency has revealed that the two sorriest, shitiest, totally worthless US governors are Ron DeSantis of Florida, and Greg Abbott of Texas. Reporter Velveeta Maracas recently conducted her ver…
Read full storyMadonna Scheduled To Have Major Surgery
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Madonna, who is trying her damnedest to become relevant again, has just announced that she has decided to finally have the surgery that she has been putting off for 20 years. The woman made the word material more popular…
Read full storyNaked Man Arrested for non-compliance with TSA Guidelines; claims it was just a misunderstanding
The Hennepin County Attorney’s Office in Minnesota yesterday filed a complaint against Frank Towers, 44, after the man initiated an altercation with TSA employees. Investigators say the incident happened at the skyway checkpoint early last Friday mo…
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