There were 230 spoof news stories published in May 2021. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Tyson Fury To Fight Anthony Joshua AND Deontay Wilder On Same Night
It has been announced that WBC Heavyweight king, Tyson Fury, has been ordered to fight Deontay Wilder and Anthony Joshua on the same night by boxing authorities. Fury, 32, who won the WBC world heavyweight title from Wilder in a rematch in Februar…
Read full storyNFL Network's Siciliano is determined not to let giant ears slow him down
The NFL Network just announced that afternoon anchor Andrew Siciliano is "scheduled for a surgical procedure" in June to remedy resistance problems caused by his drastically oversized ears. Siciliano recently has griped on a few occasions that the…
Read full storyA List of 10 Things About Meghan Markle That No One Knows
Since moving to America, Meghan Markle and her husband Prince Harry have become one of the most popular couples in the nation, including Beyonce and Jay-Z. They have rubbed elbows with the likes of Jeff Bezos, LeBron James, Oprah Winfrey, Bob Baf…
Read full storyNASCAR Openly Welcomes Its First Transgender Race Car Driver
DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – (Sports Satire) – NASCAR was founded in 1948, and now after 73 years, the National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing is proudly boasting that they are finally getting with the racing program. Sports Territory Magazine…
Read full storyThe Los Angeles Lakers Cheerleaders Are Furious At The Team’s New Tattoo Policy
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that the entire Los Angeles Lakers cheerleading squad is up in arms over a new tattoo policy that has just been implemented by Lakers management. Laker girl Tiffany Wrigley, 25, who i…
Read full storyKFC Says That Due To The Chicken Shortage They Are Going To Start Serving Beef Enchiladas
CHICKEN CREEK, Kentucky – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that due to the nation's widespread chicken shortage, the fried chicken giant will have to alter their menu a bit. TTT reporter Tapioca Swizzle, said that she was told by…
Read full storyRudy Giuliani Is In Some Very Deep Doo-Doo
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that Rudy Giuliani has gone from the top of the mountain top (as mayor of New York City in 2001) to the depths of the NYC sewer system (as a Russian ass-kisser) in a span of only 20 years, 6 months…
Read full storyFirst gay Dunkin’ Donuts opens in Cincinnati!
One of America’s most popular coffee chains has burst into the modern age with the first sexual preference-specific, LGBTQ-themed Dunkin’ Donuts store in downtown Cincinnati. Lots of fanfare and glitz on display for passersby at the grand opening yes…
Read full storyProfessional Sports Teams Are Scooping Up An Amazing Athlete's Foot Pill
KALAMAZOO, Michigan – (Sports Satire) - After an extensive two-year research study a medical scientist in Kalamazoo, Michigan has developed an astounding pill that when swallowed with 18 ounces of Gatorade completely wipes out the dreaded athlete's…
Read full storyNicola Jokić becomes first player to score sequence of 23-35-27-31-29-20- 21-35-47-13-50-35- 12-22-23-43-33-16- 15-41-24-19-39-37- 20-28-26-32-12-34- 29-28-20-37-16-21- 14-17-27-25-26-17- 27-17-29-47-25-19- 24-24-32-19-30-32 points to start season
Denver Nuggets star center Nicola Jokić became the first player in NBA history to score the sequence of 23-35-27-31-29-20- 21-35-47-13-50-35- 12-22-23-43-33-16- 15-41-24-19-39-37- 20-28-26-32-12-34- 29-28-20-37-16-21- 14-17-27-25-26-17- 27-17-29-47-2…
Read full storyElon Musk Tells President Biden That When His Musk Astronauts Land on Mars – The Planet Becomes The Property of Elon Musk Inc.
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – Multi-billionaire Elon Musk recently told Oprah Winfrey that he’s not conceited, he’s just cock-sure. The man who could single-handedly feed half-a-dozen third world countries with money from his miscellaneous fund stated…
Read full storyUK secures trade deal with Nambia
Britain's post-Brexit future is looking bright, after trade minister Liz Truss announced a trade deal with the completely non-fictional African nation of Nambia. The deal means that bush meat supplies to the UK will be secure, allowing kebab shops…
Read full storyTrump secretly thinks he can take Putin if he ever has to fight him
A source close to Eric Trump claims the youngster told him his father "talks about Putin all the time” and apparently he’s contemplated a scenario in which they’d (Trump and Putin) be at odds. One night over dinner with his sons at Mar-a-Lago, Tr…
Read full storySports Oddsmakers Say It’ll Be The Los Angeles Dodgers and The Kansas City Royals in This Year’s World Series Classic
LAS VEGAS – (Sports Satire) – Baseball oddsmakers have spoken and they say that the odds-on-favorites to meet in October’s World Series Classic are the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Kansas City Royals. Noted Sin City oddsmaker Ted Tangerine, 71, sta…
Read full storySir Topham Hatt sought by London police for deviant porn distribution
Sir Topham Hatt from the beloved children's show 'Thomas the Tank Engine' is reportedly on the run from the law this morning after it was learned he's at the center of a vast, 20+ year "deviant pornography" ring. Sir Hatt was questioned last year…
Read full storyThe Sexy Professional Boxing MILF From Brooklyn Is Still Undefeated
CLEVELAND – (Sports Satire) – The sports media is reporting that 34-year-old Milly Mindafelli, known as “The Boxing MILF” has just won her latest boxing match with a first round knockout over her opponent Delfina Dellaquill of Duck Dung, Alabama.
Read full storyJennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Seen Frolicking and Rollicking on a Nude Beach Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – (Satire News) – Hollywood Innuendo’s crack reporter Fajita San Guacamole is reporting that former lovebirds, Jen & Ben, were spotted drinking avocado margaritas and munching on El Machote Fiery Hot Corn Chips down in sunn…
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Addresses the Sexual Reassignment Surgery Rumors
WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Tinsel Town is on fire with the latest alleged rumor that Miley Cyrus has confessed to her close friend Andy Cohen, that she is considering having sexual reassignment surgery. iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli lear…
Read full storyAlita Battle Angel 2: 'The Last Kingdom' Movie - Plot
In the year 2563, exactly 300 years after Earth was devastated by a catastrophic war known as "The Fall," Alita talks to Dr. Dyson Ido in his workshop before her final Motorball game which will make her eligible to enter Zalem. Dr. Dyson Ido expl…
Read full storyLeBron James is Jumping Into The Fast Food Burger World
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – One of the greatest players to ever play in the NBA has just stated that he has decided to fulfill his life-time dream, and he will be opening up hamburger restaurants throughout the nation. The Los Angeles Lakers sup…
Read full story"2 Girls 1 Cup" Movie Remake Has Been Banned In 109 Countries
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The much-anticipated remake of the nasty-as-sh*t film, "2 Girls 1 Cup" has finally hit the movie theaters. The Los Angeles Watchdog Witnesser newspaper is reporting that the Pipe Dreams Films production, which is produc…
Read full storyDairy Queen Opens Its First Fast Food Restaurant in North Korea
Pyongyang, North Korea – (Satire News) – Dairy Queen, the hamburger and ice cream parlor franchise giant has been around for 80 years. TheVox Populi news agency reports that the company has just agreed to open up a new Dairy Queen in Pyongyang, No…
Read full storyNina Dobrev Says No To a Nude Scene in Her Upcoming Bloodsucking Movie “The Psychotic Venomous Vampires of Valdosta”
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The producers of the new Touch Rock Films motion picture have been informed by its star that she will not be appearing nude in the movie’s opening scene, which takes place in an old abandoned termite-infested saw mill.
Read full storyNASCAR Darling Danica Patrick is Getting Her Butt Back in The Driver’s Seat
GORGONZOLA CREEK, Wisconsin – (Sports News) – Sports Territory Magazine has just broken the scoop that the racing darling of NASCAR has decided to get back into the world of auto racing. Danica Patrick, who is the ex-girlfriend of Green Bay Packer…
Read full storyMinority Leader Kevin McCarthy Promotes Marjorie Taylor Greene to Newly Formed Committee
Washington, D. C.--Minority leader Kevin McCarthy today announced that Marjorie Taylor Greene, in light of her recent statement comparing mask wearing mandates nationwide to Jews being persecuted in Nazi Germany, would be reassigned from her committe…
Read full storyMayor of Vancouver apologises after retired black Judge handcuffed and arrested in case of mistaken identity
A well-loved 81-year black Supreme Court Judge is the latest in a series of totally innocent people of colour arrested or beaten by North American police. Selwyn Romilly, who was the first black appointee to the British Columbia Supreme Court, wa…
Read full storyArizona Has Just Banned The Words “Woke,” “Bro,” and “Yo”
PHOENIX – (Satire News) – The Arizona senate has just voted 93-7 to ban three words that are commonly associated with the Black Lives Matter movement. The words “Woke,” “Bro,” and “Yo,” will no longer be allowed to be spoken anywhere in the state…
Read full storyA List of 10 Really Weird Trivia Facts
Stand-up comedian Zydeco Dupree has compiled a list of 10 really strange trivia facts. He wants to thank Lady Gaga, Tim Duncan, Maria Sharapova, and Black Kitty Meow Meow for each contributing one of the items. A OF 10 REALLY WEIRD TRIVIA FACTS…
Read full storyA Well-Known Terrorist Group Has Purchased a Popular Fast Food Restaurant In Florida
HURRICANE HAVEN, Florida – (Satire News) - The Eyes Like a Hawk Detective Agency has just made it known that three individuals who are believed to be charter members of the Mofoliban terrorist group have just purchased a fast food hamburger restaura…
Read full storyElon Musk Loves In-N-Out Burgers So Much – He’s Thinking About Buying The Fast Food Franchise
SANTA MUCHACHA, California – (Satire News) – Those who know Elon Musk, aka Mr. Mars, know that there are four things that the amazing billionaire loves, The Houston Astros, The La Brea Tar Pits, Mars, and Sofia Vergara’s amazing breasts. But as h…
Read full storyUnwanted Phone Calls Ending; Black Lives Matter Joins Crusade
South Los Angeles, CA. Special to The Spoof. Claiming that blacks are disproportionately targeted by unwanted spam phone calls, leaders of BLM today announced that as soon as police reform is enacted by congress, their organization will turn its att…
Read full storyElon Musk Develops An Amazing Drone That Can Carry Two Adults
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News has disclosed that one of the richest men in the world, Elon Musk has just developed the most amazing drone in the history of drones. Musk, who has an IQ of 213.7, told IFN’s Redwood Fingerboo, that…
Read full storySimilarities Between Donald Trump And Meghan Markle
Donald Trump distances himself from old pals after their home or office has been raided by Federal Agents. Megan Markle distances herself from old pals and family without a raid by Federal Agents. The latest Donald Trump friend to be removed from…
Read full storyDr Fauci arrested for spitting, spreading germs at mall while wearing clown makeup
At 9:23 PM last night Elizabeth Township Police were called to The Mills at Jersey Gardens Mall responding to reports of a small angry man wearing clown makeup “spitting on people and common surfaces” indiscriminately. Police apprehended the man…
Read full storyFinally! A Male Member-Friendly Popcorn Box!
Late yesterday, the Weifang Packada Eco-friendly Technology Corporation announced it has completed field-testing for a “penis-friendly” popcorn container. The container, designated as the WADAWAY21™ has undergone trials in 14 markets around the w…
Read full storyLittle Billy Belichick and his women: The Genius Life
Back in 1976, Debbie Clark Belichick made the team! Coach Bill’s home team that is! She won the job of starting 1st mate, and she managed to keep it for almost 30 years. But that’s not her sole claim to fame. Debbie is a great success in her own righ…
Read full storyPrince Harry and Meghan Markle Have Agreed To Host Their Very Own Afternoon Talk Show
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – The Bravo Network has just confirmed that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have agreed to be the hosts of an afternoon talk show. A representative for Bravo stated that the title of the couple’s talk show will be An Aft…
Read full story375 Pounds of Peruvian Rocket Debris To Land In Iowa
CORN KERNEL, Iowa – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has just learned that 375 pounds of debris from a Peruvian Herculean rocket is expected to land somewhere in Iowa in mid July. BBN’s Hacienda Fiddle said she spoke with Elroy Figalooni, a spokespe…
Read full storyThe Reason Why DEA K-9 Agent Rover Boy Was Entered Into a Dog Drug Rehab Clinic
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The Drug Enforcement Agency, is reporting that K-9 Drug Dog Agent Rover Boy, who is regarded as one of the DEA's top drug sniffing dogs, has been entered into a drug rehab clinic. Rover Boy, who is 8, or 56 in do…
Read full storyMississippi Offers Any Adult Who Gets a COVID-19 Shot a Free Bale of Cotton
CRICKET BALLS, Mississippi – (Satire News) – The director of The Mississippi State Federation for Vaccines has just issued a statement that any adult over the age of 50, who gets a Coronavirus shot will be given a bale of cotton at no charge. Ambr…
Read full storyAerosmith’s Steven Tyler Says Kate Gosselin Is The Best Woman He Has Ever Bedded
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – Steven Tyler, lead singer with Aerosmith says that out of all of the women he has ever dated, none was as hot, as sexy, and as a fantastic lay as the queen of the reality shows, Kate Gosselin. Tyler and Gosselin hav…
Read full storyDuck Dynasty Patriarch Phil Robertson Shocks The Nation With His Announcement
WEST MONROE, Louisiana – (Satire News) – The man who became a millionaire selling duck whistles, which cost 15 cents to make, for $47.98, has just revealed that he will be running for governor of Louisiana aka The Mosquito State. Phil Robertson, w…
Read full storyThe Reason Mexico Cancelled All of The Extremely Popular Cinco De Mayo Celebrations
MEXICO CITY – (Satire News) – Mexico’s national news agency El Ole News, confirmed that the reason Mexico decided to cancel this year’s national Cinco De Mayo festivities was due to the nation-wide tequila shortage. Humberto Roberto Del Centavo, s…
Read full storyMelania Trump Will Soon Be Releasing A Very Revealing Tell-All Book on Her Donaldo
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – According to Rumorland News, the former first lady, Melania Trump, 51, reveals lots of embarrassing details about her husband, in her upcoming tell-all book titled, “No One Knows Donaldo Like I Do – The Damn Truth Abou…
Read full storyWatertown Man demands chance to start at QB for the Pats
Mark Pettiglio is a good natured, easy-going guy – most of the time that is. His disposition soured after watching Cam Newton play quarterback for his favorite team last season. Mark wasn’t impressed. “He was missing on passes behind the line of…
Read full storyRumors Confirmed: Hockey Fans are Inadvertently Time Traveling
Scientists from MIT have issued a statement confirming recent rumors that there are trans-dimensional portals in certain areas of the US Northeast. As many have suspected of late, the scientists tell us, fans who enter the Boston Garden/Fleet Center…
Read full storyThe Jacksonville Jaguars Pick Up 3 Kickers in The NFL Draft
CLEVELAND, Ohio – (Sports Satire) – In a move that has literally shocked 99.7% of all sports writers, reporters, pundits, and fans, the Jacksonville Jaguars have taken 3 kickers in the NFL Draft. Sports Bet Gazette’s Zorro La Bamba, stated that he…
Read full storyModern, relatable, emotional — The autobiography of a YouTuber's boo, and her beau
Attention all Young Adult fanatics — a critically acclaimed new book is a must read for all lovers of the struggles of simply being an imperfectly human. The book is an autobiography which covers the budding relationship between the popular YouTub…
Read full storyThe US Supreme Court Destroys America
Weirdo News — The shameless and hypocritical justices of the Supreme Court have lifted California’s ban on indoor Church services during the pandemic, ruling that California's strict orders appear to violate the Constitution’s protection of the free…
Read full storyAmerican Idol Shocker – 16-Year-Old Singer Who Sang Gay Song Is Eliminated
HOLLYWOOD- (Satire News) – The LaLaLand Daily news agency revealed that one of the best rock singers to appear on the singing show was eliminated by the American Idol viewers who cast millions and millions of votes. Huckleberry Citrus with LaLaLan…
Read full storyWiggins comes clean on his “lost daddy” complex
After years of therapy, Jermaine “Wiggy” Wiggins has made a major breakthrough. On the Greg Hill morning radio show this morning, Wiggy announced he’s just gone through a life altering change, realizing his fixation for certain NFL players stem fr…
Read full story“Deep Throat – The Dental Visit” Voted The #1 Porn Movie of All-Time
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The American Porn Movie Guild has just voted the old Linda Lovelace film, “Deep Throat – The Dental Visit” the #1 porn film of all time. The movie was the very first film to receive an XX rating. Some of the scenes were…
Read full storyGreen Bay Packers' Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Finally Reveals The Real Reason Why He Is Demanding To Be Traded
MALIBU BEACH – (Sports Satire) – Aaron Rodgers says that he loves the Green Bay Packer fans – but quickly noted that he has had his fill with the harsh, horrendously cold Green Bay winter weather. Rodgers told Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Rev…
Read full storySofia Vergara Has Just Signed to Star As The Lead in Marvel's "The Secret Sex Life of Spider-Woman"
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – LaLaLand is buzzing with talk that the extremely sexy Colombian actress Sofia Vergara has just been signed to star as Spider-Woman in the upcoming Marvel movie, The Secret Sex Life of Spider-Woman. Sofia, who is 48, but…
Read full storyThe NBA’s Greatest Player of All-Time, Michael Jordan, Announces He Will Be Making a Comeback With The Chicago Bulls
CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) – The city of Chicago is rocking and rolling like never before at the announcement that the greatest NBA player to ever dribble a basketball is returning to the court. Yes, Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba has j…
Read full storyArizona Republicans are on the case!
The Arizona GOP has hired Cyber Ninjas to recount ballots from the 2020 election. “The Cyber Ninjas company — headed by a conspiracy theorist and disciple of the “Stop the Steal” lie that the presidential election was rigged — has no election or…
Read full storyExclusive: Pope Francis Talks to the Beatles Channel
The beloved, down-to-earth, everyman leader of Catholicism Pope Francis, sat down this past week with Dennis Elsas and Bill Flanagan on their weekly show. The Fab Forum is a fan favorite, broadcast on the Beatles Channel. Yours truly was also ther…
Read full storyDue To The Horrible Beaver Infestation Problem, Arkansas Will Allow High School Boys To Carry Handguns
LITTLE ROCK – (Satire News) – The principal at Glen Campbell High School informed the media that beavers have literally taken over the campus and the classrooms. Principal Billy Ray “Bubba” Lemoncake, 52, told local reporters that at first, there…
Read full storyMasturbators Convention is a blast after all! So says the ACMA Prez
Chuck Bonica, President of the American Compulsive Masturbators Association (ACMA) has been an openly proud masturbator for the bulk of his 60 years. As the ACMA annual convention wrapped up this morning, Chuck was happy to report it was a big su…
Read full storyDNA Test Results Show That Matt Gaetz Is Most Probably Not The Illegitimate Son of Jeffrey Epstein
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just revealed that they have seen the recent DNA test results regarding Congressman Matt Gaetz, and they show that he is most probably not the illegitimate son of noted sexual predator Jeffrey Epstein.
Read full storyThe Supreme Court Is Getting Into Panties Again
The Supreme Court of the United States is at it again. They’re going to get in women’s panties and decide what women can or cannot do with their bodies, panty-wise. After all, with global warming and food rationing looming in the future, it’s time to…
Read full storyWhat BIG LIE? - Is Donald Trump "The Truth"?
There appears to be a BIG LIE in the USA, perpetuated by loser Donald Trump and his hoodwinked friends in the Republican Party. The twice impeached president and un-indicted co-conspirator Donald Trump claim he won the 2020 election! Imagine! An…
Read full storyTrump Claims Nancy Poozleosi Could Eat Ice Cream With Her Mask On
BILLINGSGATE POST: Never one to engage in hyperbole, Donald Trump, in assessing the sharp tongue of House Speaker, Nancy Poozleosi, said that she could eat ice cream with her mask on. Noting Nancy’s affinity for expensively rich ice cream that occ…
Read full storySpoof Writer, 90, Dumped Twice by Same Girl 65 Years Apart
Of all the girls I dated - lots in my time, which includes now - I'd only been dumped once before. I usually did the dumping. But this time, at 90, I got the full--blown treatment. Right down to having my email BLOCKED! Me! A recognized contributor t…
Read full storyTV guide for UK: 22 May 2021
7:00. Jungle Factories Documentary. The chimps go on strike for more bananas. 7:30. Cooking With Flo The angry wheelchair-bound restaurateur yells at her chefs to make the perfect souffle. 8:00. Contrived Incidents Sitcom. Somehow Geoff innocen…
Read full storyDon Jr's Ex says he's a hopeless bedwetter
Don Jr's ex Vanessa Trump, says he wet the bed every night, often multiple times. "It was awful!" she said of the experience. Asked how long it's been going on, Vanessa said she can't remember a "dry night" with Donald Trump Jr. "He likes to cu…
Read full storyThe Notorious Drug Lord El Chapo Has Escaped From Sing Sing Prison
OSSINING, New York – (Satire News) – The iNews Agency has confirmed that the infamous Sinola Drug Cartel kingpin, Joaquin Guzman Loera, better known as “El Chapo” has pulled off the prison escape of the century. Kitty Segovia, with iNews is report…
Read full storyTed Cruz Says He Would Have Joined Military But “My Daughters Won’t Let Me”
Dallas - Senator Ted Cruz has stepped back some of the comments he made earlier this month about the US Military. Firing back at critics who blasted him for complaining that the U.S. Military were “woke, emasculated” and not macho enough, despite…
Read full storyThe incredible whiteness of being
In 2020 amongst all the COVID hysteria, the Black Lives Matter (BLM) movement was a big media trend as well as those that used to take the knee before sporting contests started, but wouldn't you have been more BLM devoted if you went on both knees?…
Read full storyThe Los Angeles Galaxy Will Play Manchester United in London's Wembley Stadium
LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – After two years of negotiations, it is now official that the Los Angeles Galaxy will travel to London to play the Manchester United Red Devils in Wembley Stadium in August. Zorro La Bamba, reporter with the Sports…
Read full storyAmazon Has Acquired the United States of America for an Undisclosed Amount. What More Could Bezos Need?
Paramount, Universal, and Warner Brothers: these are just some of the film studios not owned by Amazon Inc. (yet). The United States of America, a lesser-known studio known for producing those highly-rated White House Covid-19 press conferences, was…
Read full storyNorth Andover Entrepreneur Launching Old Folks Porn Channel
Well, it looks like porn is not just for young people anymore. Longtime North Andover resident and world famous entrepreneur Pepi McFain today announced his plans to launch a porn channel for the elderly. “We’re targeting ages 65 and up which, on…
Read full storyEllen DeGeneres Reveals The Real Reason She is Quitting Her Talk Show
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight is divulging the reason why after 19 years of being on the air, Ellen DeGeneres has decided to end her long-running talk show. Pico de Gallo with 3T reports that the real reason why the Louisiana n…
Read full storyAging hipster discovers he’s been singing the wrong words to song almost 40 years!
David Singer tells us he usually takes things in stride. He doesn’t get too concerned about the “small stuff”. But this morning Mr. Singer is experiencing personal turmoil that may torment him for years to come. It all came about because of a be…
Read full storyRussia’s Official News Agency Reveals That Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, and Matt Gaetz Have Begged Russian President Putin To Grant Them Asylum
MOSCOW – (Satire News) - Russia’s official news agency The Kremlin Voice, has just announced that President Vladimir Putin has divulged that he has received a certified letter signed by Trump, Giuliani, and Gaetz begging him to grant them asylum.
Read full storyWoke Culture Wants Criminals To Play Criminals In Hollywood Movies
Convicted serial killer Danny Gun has initiated a law suit against Killing People Film Productions to create change in the way Hollywood casts its actors playing the roles of criminals. Mr. Gun, in his lawsuit, claims that he has been passed over f…
Read full storyPresident Joe Biden To Meet With President Vladimir Putin and President Kim Jong-un In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Word coming out of the Biden White House is that President Joe Biden will be traveling to the beautiful resort city of Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, in September to meet with the leaders of Russia and North Korea, Vladimi…
Read full storyAlex Rodriguez Addresses The Demi Lovato Rumors
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Former New York Yankees great and spokesperson for Hercules Brand Condoms and El Matador Beer Alex Rodriguez, 45, spoke with Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle. Miss Fiddle asked him about the rumorindoes that are…
Read full storyMexico Says That They Are Going To Finish Building The US–Mexico Wall and Guatemala is Going to Pay For It
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - The government of Mexico is still extremely concerned about the number of COVID-19 cases in the United States; even though they have gone down drastically. With border states California, Arizona, and New Mexico still…
Read full storyBiden to waive patents for vaccines in exchange for India's best tandoori chicken recipe
US President Joe Biden announced today his administration was willing to change its stance on assisting India in its catastrophic battle with COVID-19. Biden is willing to send the proprietary scientific details about the production of the Pfizer…
Read full storyTrampoline traumas thwart tame torpid town
A quaint Derbyshire village says it is living in fear today as a local spate of egregious trampoline crimes threaten to rage out of control. Crimes are described as far ranging and go from chipped paintwork to alleged "filthy bouncing". Forme…
Read full storyNew board game "COVID v. Cancel...i.e. No Life" selling like hotcakes on Amazon!
It's surely a sign of the times since it would make no sense in any other point in human history. COVID v. Cancel i.e. No Life is a new board game modeled after Extreme LIFE. In the game, players move across the board encountering various recreati…
Read full storyDutch women gets lost in DIY shop!
The Hague, Holland: After being sent to the local DIY shop by her hubby, who damaged his back doing DIY's on the house, a Dutch woman, Yolanda van de Duin, was last seen rummaging around aisles searching for several pieces required for painting an in…
Read full storyMovies are just no good these days; or: Why Can't Life Be Better for Humanity?!
What’s the point of making films? What’s the point of writing film scripts? What’s the point of employing actors? Perhaps not much if people can't learn something life-giving from films. There’s no point in making films about World War ll, explain…
Read full storyRudy Giuliani wearing no pants is picked up by police in Central Park; says he "forgot"
Former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani was picked up by metro police at 6:30 am this morning in Central Park after several complaints. Guiliani wore a very nice suit jacket, starched white shirt and a sharp red tie, but no pants. When questioned by polic…
Read full storyFauci flees to Canada; detained at border for interview with Tucker Carlson
Breaking: Washington insiders report a dynamic new development in the affairs of Mr. Biden's health advisor, Anthony Fauci. Apparently, Dr. Fauci was considering time-off in Canada when border officials sequestered him at an EconoLodge motel for f…
Read full storyJapanese Billionaire to be filmed pooping in space - several times!!
Japanese billionaire Yusaku Maezawa is planning to launch aboard a Russian Soyuz spacecraft in December on a flight to the International Space Station. He is bringing a production crew to capture life on the orbiting laboratory. Maezawa recently a…
Read full storyDr. Fauci gets emotional about his past as a child star
During an extended interview with CBS’ Leslie Stahl, Dr. Anthony Fauci reportedly got very emotional. During the 60 Minutes interview, Fauci disclosed the little-known fact he was a childhood TV personality during the 1950s and early 60s. His brea…
Read full storyTom Brady and The Super Bowl Champs, The Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Accept President Biden’s Offer to Visit the White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Sports Satire) – The iNews Agency is reporting that President Biden is thrilled that the Super Bowl champions, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, will be attending a White House dinner in their honor. The president personally called Tom…
Read full storyKim Jong-un Has Just Hired NBA Great Dennis Rodman To Be The Coach of the North Korean Olympic Basketball Team
CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) – North Korea’s national news agency, The Rice Paddy, is reporting that the North Korean leader has just hired retired Chicago Bulls super star Dennis Rodman to be the coach of his North Korean Olympic basketball team. Ci…
Read full storyA Tattoo Parlor in Petaluma is Making a Killing Tattooing Vaginas
PETALUMA, California – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that now that people are out venturing again a new intimate trend has emerged. BBN’s Hacienda Fiddle visited one of the most popular tattoo parlors in Northern California and spoke…
Read full storyAlabama Has Just Passed The Strictest Marijuana Laws in The Entire United States
DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) – The state of Alabama, which is noted for cotton, banjos, Confederate condoms, chicken fried possum, and being the reddest state in the nation has just made national news. The state which Neil Young once said he…
Read full storyRestaurants impose a No Mask/No Laugh, No Talk Rule
Now that COVID restrictions are lifted, food establishments are allowed to set their own safety requirements. Many are erring on the side of caution by imposing a No Mask/No Laugh or Talk rule for their patrons. We spoke to Barny Rubbleford, night…
Read full storyThe United States Government Has Just Borrowed $80 Billion From Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is the first American news agency to report that multi-gazillionaires Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk have agreed to lend the U.S. government $80 billion. BBN’s Hacienda Fiddle broke the story even before…
Read full story"Just Reinstate Donald Trump As President"
One of Donald Trump’s lawyers made another mindless statement while promoting the election conspiracy. “Donald Trump can simply be reinstated into the White House.” The crowd was said to have cheered in response to her baseless claim. They can do…
Read full storyRuling Order of Pasty Whites (ROPW) announces top threats for 2021
The ancient and formerly secret society known as the Ruling Order of Pasty Whites has announced the results of its annual Danger Assessment Polls. These polls serve to keep members informed and help them better navigate their world they've so rightly…
Read full storyDon Jr., Eric and Andrew Giuliani consider forming superhero alliance
Rumor mills are abuzz today as reports say the sons of the former president Trump and Andrew Giuliani, son of the embattled ex-mayor of New York have had discussions about joining forces to form a high-powered crime fighting syndicate. Asked to c…
Read full storyCDC updates COVID-19 guidelines for glory holes
The United States Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced today new COVID-19 guidelines for managers, employees and patrons of glory holes. The new measures permit fully-vaccinated patrons to go maskless at a glory hole, and also spe…
Read full storyHumorous, non-humorous goodbye to a renowned, infamous Spoofer!
Sometimes in life we meet people who piss us off and just seem to be at loggerheads from day one until The End. However, in-between the aggro, there are moments when the two contra-hands decide enough is enough and find a way of co-existing. Maybe…
Read full storyRepublicans Block Reality For Trump
Whew! Those good old, terrified pals of Donald Trump blocked the truth about his treasonous activity on the January 6th attack of the Capitol. They are, however, unable to erase the visual captured on television of Donald Trump imploring his foll…
Read full storyDallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Wants To Sign Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers
DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones has let it be known that he would like to see future NFL hall of fame quarterback Aaron Rodgers in a Dallas Cowboys uniform. Reports by Sports Balls Illustrated’s Dottie Bazoo…
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