Elon Musk Loves In-N-Out Burgers So Much – He’s Thinking About Buying The Fast Food Franchise

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 27 May 2021

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Financial experts say that Musk is so rich, he could easily buy any fast food chain with money from his "Miscellaneous Fund."

SANTA MUCHACHA, California – (Satire News) – Those who know Elon Musk, aka Mr. Mars, know that there are four things that the amazing billionaire loves, The Houston Astros, The La Brea Tar Pits, Mars, and Sofia Vergara’s amazing breasts.

But as his chauffeur recently pointed out to Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres, there is one other thing that his boss actually loves more than the four mentioned things – and that’s In-N-Out hamburgers.

Musk’s driver who did not want to give out his first name, but did agree to give out his last name (Boomtabippy) told Miss Zeppelin that at least six times a week, his boss asks him to drive up to an In-N-Out hamburger restaurant and place a to-go order.

Boomtabippy commented that Musk loves the California-based burger chain so much that he is considering making a bid to buy the entire franchise chain.

Musk told his driver, that if he does purchase In-N-Out, the first thing he'll do is change the name of the popular Double Double Burger to the Martian Burger.

SIDENOTE: Musk confided to his chauffeur that he is already planning on having the very first fast food restaurant on Mars be an In-N-Out Restaurant.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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