What January 6th Insurrection?
January 6th insurrection? Huh? The Republican minority leader of the House Kevin McCarthy asks, "What January 6th insurrection at the Capitol?" Do you mean that little get-together of about 5,000 folks breaking into the Capitol, smashing windo…Read full story
America’s Nastiest, Most Vulgar Comedian Gets Her Own Talk Show
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The Bravisimo Network has just announced that the female comedian who holds the Guinness world record for using the “P” word more times than anyone in the history of the civilized world, will soon be getting her very own l…Read full story
A Well-Known Terrorist Group Has Purchased a Popular Fast Food Restaurant In Florida
HURRICANE HAVEN, Florida – (Satire News) - The Eyes Like a Hawk Detective Agency has just made it known that three individuals who are believed to be charter members of the Mofoliban terrorist group have just purchased a fast food hamburger restaura…Read full story
Trump bids for messiah status in grand style!
A middle-aged, highly sedated homeless man wearing a “sweeping” blond wig was nailed to a giant cross this morning on the grounds of the Mir-a-lago while a crowd of about 130 people looked on. The man, Bob Prentice 52, of Stuebenville, OH is being “w…Read full story
Dutch cat craps on Amsterdam park bench and leaves impression
A Dutch cat who frequented the famous Vondelpark in Amsterdam, Holland, decided to mark out his area in a slightly different manner, instead of peeing up every lamppost in the park, he crapped on a park bench! Japanese art lovers visiting the near…Read full story
TV programming revolution coming this fall! NBC making big comeback!
Conventional wisdom might say we’re in the post-mortem era for the old TV networks that once ruled TV land. But senior management at NBC is determined to turn things around. After an extensive series of brainstorming sessions, focus groups, the c…Read full story
Humorous, non-humorous goodbye to a renowned, infamous Spoofer!
Sometimes in life we meet people who piss us off and just seem to be at loggerheads from day one until The End. However, in-between the aggro, there are moments when the two contra-hands decide enough is enough and find a way of co-existing. Maybe…Read full story
CDC updates COVID-19 guidelines for glory holes
The United States Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced today new COVID-19 guidelines for managers, employees and patrons of glory holes. The new measures permit fully-vaccinated patrons to go maskless at a glory hole, and also spe…Read full story
Biden to waive patents for vaccines in exchange for India's best tandoori chicken recipe
US President Joe Biden announced today his administration was willing to change its stance on assisting India in its catastrophic battle with COVID-19. Biden is willing to send the proprietary scientific details about the production of the Pfizer…Read full story
Tyson Fury To Fight Anthony Joshua AND Deontay Wilder On Same Night
It has been announced that WBC Heavyweight king, Tyson Fury, has been ordered to fight Deontay Wilder and Anthony Joshua on the same night by boxing authorities. Fury, 32, who won the WBC world heavyweight title from Wilder in a rematch in Februar…Read full story
The Supreme Court Is Getting Into Panties Again
The Supreme Court of the United States is at it again. They’re going to get in women’s panties and decide what women can or cannot do with their bodies, panty-wise. After all, with global warming and food rationing looming in the future, it’s time to…Read full story