"2 Girls 1 Cup" Movie Remake Has Been Banned In 109 Countries

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 11 May 2021

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This is a photo of the original Dixie cup's stunt double.

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The much-anticipated remake of the nasty-as-sh*t film, "2 Girls 1 Cup" has finally hit the movie theaters.

The Los Angeles Watchdog Witnesser newspaper is reporting that the Pipe Dreams Films production, which is produced by the world-famous Monteverdi brothers, Staccato and Amaretto, has already been banned in 109 countries including Denmark, Vietnam, Zimbabwe, and Pisagovia.

Noted Tinsel Town movie critic, Jackler Dingledapper commented that he liked the film, especially the part where the gorgeously sexy Scandinavian pole dancer took a 64-ounce ketchup bottle, and performed some erotically erotic acts that he had never, ever even imagined in his wildest sex dreams.

He did comment that the film has more obligatory nudity than the original. He also revealed that it is filled with quintessential vulgarity, widespread drug use, dozens of vagina euphemisms, and political sexual innuendo.

Reports are that the highly reputable Kitchen Federation of North America has issued a statement with the ICC, complaining of horrendous blatant misuse of cups, saucers, and a butter dish.

Dingledapper did not want to give too much of the remake away, but he did note that the scene in the original "2 Girls 1 Cup" where a hamster sexually assaults a mature fainting goat has been changed to an elderly minnow sexually assaulting a sex-starved piranha.

He also noted that the infamous Dixie cup used in the movie’s ending has been replaced with a much stronger and prettier red party cup.

The movie was filmed entirely on location in Dubai, India, since it bears an amazingly striking resemblance to Boston.

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