Will Trump Continue To Run The Republican Party From Jail?
The question was: Will Donald Trump continue to run the Republican Party if he is found guilty and sent to jail? Presently, with the Southern District of New York looking into Trump’s investments and tax returns, jail time appears to be in Trump’s fu…Read full story
The US Supreme Court Destroys America
Weirdo News — The shameless and hypocritical justices of the Supreme Court have lifted California’s ban on indoor Church services during the pandemic, ruling that California's strict orders appear to violate the Constitution’s protection of the free…Read full story
Fantasy Football Manager takes on Aaron Rodgers persona during 2021 preseason
After watching the snotty behavior on display from reigning NFL league MVP Aaron Rodgers, a local fantasy football manager decided to try and match his brattish antics with his own uncharacteristic behavior. Tommy Bentrolla, better know by his p…Read full story
The Jimmy Kimmel – Sean Hannity Feud Has Turned Very Nasty
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The first Kimmel-Hannity feud ended two years ago, but Fox News second banana, Sean Hannity has rekindled it by saying that Jimmy Kimmel was actually born in Afghanistan. Kimmel fired back by saying that Sean is so damn…Read full story
Sir Topham Hatt sought by London police for deviant porn distribution
Sir Topham Hatt from the beloved children's show 'Thomas the Tank Engine' is reportedly on the run from the law this morning after it was learned he's at the center of a vast, 20+ year "deviant pornography" ring. Sir Hatt was questioned last year…Read full story
KFC Says That Due To The Chicken Shortage They Are Going To Start Serving Beef Enchiladas
CHICKEN CREEK, Kentucky – (Satire News) – Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that due to the nation's widespread chicken shortage, the fried chicken giant will have to alter their menu a bit. TTT reporter Tapioca Swizzle, said that she was told by…Read full story
PM hails opening of Britain's free ports to international "trade"
Boris Johnson has hailed free ports as the solution to the problems that weren't caused by Brexit at all. The first one opens this week in Scunthorpe. Britain hasn't had a free port since 2012 and the port is already controversial for the businesses…Read full story
Ghost of James Buchanan makes annual appearance
Once a year a chill falls upon the White House as the specter of long dead president James Buchanan appears and offers advice to the current sitting president and is then promptly ignored. The first report of this phenomenon was when the ghostly…Read full story