Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Seen Frolicking and Rollicking on a Nude Beach Down In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – (Satire News) – Hollywood Innuendo’s crack reporter Fajita San Guacamole is reporting that former lovebirds, Jen & Ben, were spotted drinking avocado margaritas and munching on El Machote Fiery Hot Corn Chips down in sunn…Read full story
Anti-Masking Protest ends badly: 36 vehicles damaged
Tragedy struck today at an anti-mask protest in downtown Springfield, MA. Over 600 people attended the rally at City Hall Plaza on a beautiful Saturday afternoon. Protesters were whipped into a frenzy by a rousing speech delivered by activist le…Read full story
Expert says "YES!" to pronouns for psychotics, and more!
One of the foremost mental health experts in the US has issued a statement supporting the application and use of pronouns for people with psychotic disorders. Dr. Felix Hoenikker explains “these people are having what you and I might call halluci…Read full story
First gay Dunkin’ Donuts opens in Cincinnati!
One of America’s most popular coffee chains has burst into the modern age with the first sexual preference-specific, LGBTQ-themed Dunkin’ Donuts store in downtown Cincinnati. Lots of fanfare and glitz on display for passersby at the grand opening yes…Read full story
UK Male Window Cleaner Caught 'Clocking' Lesbian Scrubber!
On his daily rounds, a UK window cleaner from, Hackney, East London, was seen profusely rubbing his chamois leather against a bathroom window humming a George Formby window-cleaning classic called; 'When I'm cleaning Windows!' (Here George's U Tube l…Read full story
The incredible whiteness of being
In 2020 amongst all the COVID hysteria, the Black Lives Matter (BLM) movement was a big media trend as well as those that used to take the knee before sporting contests started, but wouldn't you have been more BLM devoted if you went on both knees?…Read full story
Soccer Legend and Owner of The Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers, Pele, Receives Fantastic News
SAO PAULO, Brazil – (Sports Satire) – Pele has just been informed by Cinderella St. Lamb, with the Balls News Agency that the goalkeeper for Pele’s Sao Paulo Red Grasshoppers, Brazilian soccer team, Allegro Cabeza De Vaca, has just been named the bes…Read full story
A 6-Year-Old Boy Hits Back-To-Back Holes-In-One
CRACKERHEAD, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that a local 6-year-old boy, who has only been playing golf for 10 months, has just shot back-to-back holes-in-one. Little Timothy Toby Gardengipley, was playing with h…Read full story