HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The American Porn Movie Guild has just voted the old Linda Lovelace film, “Deep Throat – The Dental Visit” the #1 porn film of all time.
The movie was the very first film to receive an XX rating. Some of the scenes were so explicit, and so physically graphic that even the veteran cameraman found himself averting his eyes.
In fact, the star stated that when the movie hit the theaters, her husband divorced her, her parents disowned her, and three credit card companies closed out her account.
Bedroom Pillow Talk’s Carolina Chipotle interviewed the star and learned that on the plus side, Lovelace received over 16,000 marriage proposals; including 900 from Denmark.
The movie was the sequel to the original film “Deep Throat” which was banned in 195 of the world’s 196 countries.
SIDENOTE: The only country that did not ban the movie was Switizerland, a country that stays neutral and never, ever makes waves.
