WEST HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Tinsel Town is on fire with the latest alleged rumor that Miley Cyrus has confessed to her close friend Andy Cohen, that she is considering having sexual reassignment surgery.
iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli learned from Cohen that the 28-year-old singing fireball, revealed that she is at a point in her life where she is bordering on physical, mental, emotional, and sexual confusion, perplexity, and discombobulation.
Or as the unfiltered Ricky Gervais would say, hey da little bitch is a wee bit effed up true dat innit?
Miley explained that whenever she is walking down the street and she sees a couple, she looks first at the female's sexy body and then she looks at the male.
She added that she looks at the male and wishes that she was him, while then looking at the female and wishing that she could grab her, hold her, and romantically ravish her beyond belief.
Cohen told Miley that he has known lots of women who had those feelings, including Lindsay Lohan, Demi Lovato, Julianne Hough, and most recently Hawaiian country rapper Yolanda Yo.
Meanwhile, Miley commented that she is currently co-writing a lesbian-themed song with Queen Latifah titled, “Yea, We Girls Be Kissin’ On Each Other And Such And So What About It MoFos?”
