NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Ipso Facto News has disclosed that one of the richest men in the world, Elon Musk has just developed the most amazing drone in the history of drones.
Musk, who has an IQ of 213.7, told IFN’s Redwood Fingerboo, that he has been working on the Two-Man Herculean Drone XY-2 since New Year’s Eve.
He said that he and his urologist personally took the very first ride in the “Twosie” as Musk has nicknamed it.
Musk said the 17-minute ride was fantastic. He did add that they had to carefully maneuver around a flock of Canadian Mallards, but he pointed out that the NFL bullhorn they had helped to shoo them away.
Elonie, as Jeff Bezos calls him, disclosed that the Ford Motor Company has expressed a desire to purchase the rights to his brand new 2-man drone for $51.9 million.
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